Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flown all around
And I liked to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I flew in a ballon filled with hot air.

In… west Colorado born and raised
in the backyard is where I spent most of my days
soarin and swoopin and flying all cool
and flyin a balloon instead of bein in school
when a couple of teathers
were up to no good
sent me flying up out my neighborhood
Went on one little flight and my mom got scared
said "My sons in that balloon way up in the air"

So.. whistled for a chopper and when it came near
The side said 'Channel 9' and had news guys in there
If anything i could say that this situation was rare,
but i thought ' ah forget it, jump out, no care.'

I....landed.....a couple miles away, about 7 or 8
and yelled to the news crew "yo holmes, find me later"
Woke up in a box, guess I was never there
just a dream I had that I was in a balloon in the air.

10/15/2009 11:40:44 PM

9/10

10/15/2009 11:42:17 PM

I can't read

0/10

[Edited on October 15, 2009 at 11:43 PM. Reason : ]

10/15/2009 11:42:36 PM

someone wasted a lot of time on this

but I guess that's what internet humor is all about

10/15/2009 11:43:10 PM

tl,dr

10/15/2009 11:44:17 PM

even when i know that spelling is bad in it, it ruins the flow because i have to think about it for a second

10/15/2009 11:55:27 PM

The balloon was actually filled with helium gas.

10/16/2009 12:31:00 AM

0/10s ITT

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/16/2009 12:35:15 AM

I thought this was better:

10/16/2009 8:38:45 AM

ahahha. gg evan

10/16/2009 9:28:47 AM

yes?

10/16/2009 9:34:55 AM

i laffed

10/16/2009 9:42:48 AM

nobody can seem to get the right # of syllables on their variations of this line
"sent me flying up out my neighborhood"

needs to be 'sent me flyin up and out my neighborhood' or somethin

10/16/2009 9:45:38 AM