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"My stories Little Red Riding Hood skipped happily down the path to Grandma's house. She was a couple minutes later than usually, but thought nothing of it. Grandma was too kindly a lady to care about a few minutes. Just then, she heard the sirens. An ambulance, followed by an animal control vehicle raced by her at top speed. "I wonder where they're going..." And she continued to skip down the path. Alice wandered down the dirt path, wondering what she would find next. Her adventures so far were so exciting and different. There was the Mock Turtle, the Mad Hatter's tea party, and so many others. Excited about what she may come upon next, Alice began to skip happily down the path, humming a little tune to herself. "Oh, I hope I get to meet the White Rabbit again," Alice thought to herself as she skipped through the forest. "Although my adventures here had put me in grave danger, I still am curious as to what other interesting creatures live here in Wonderland. Maybe dragons, or unicorns." The more Alice thought about her possible adventures, the faster she skipped and the happier she hummed her song. But, all of a sudden, Alice stopped. There was her next adventure, right in front of her eyes. At the end of the path there were 2 men wearing masks that covered their nose and mouth. They stood at a tall gate. Alice approached the men. "Hello," said Alice. "Sorry, kid," said the taller man, "you can't leave Wonderland. This area is quarantined with Sars." Quasimodo was a charming, well-spoken fellow, but unfortunately, misunderstood due to the way he looked. Quasimodo wanted to be like everybody else in Notre Dame. He wanted to be treated as an equal. Although a loner, one day he decided to come down and visit the town of Notre Dame. Unfortunately, once again, because of his not-so-charming appearance, people screamed in fright. A shot was fired and hit Quasimodo square in the chest. When he regained consciousness, he was in a hospital. "Doctor," Quasimodo started, "did the bullet do any damage?" "The gunshot appears to have caused only a minor flesh wound. It's that huge hump on your back that worries me. Sir, it's malignant...""

also, the IM windows from the next screen:

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"Obamanator08: haha, I beat you HillDawg420: ya ya, rub it in why don'tcha Obamanator08: so how's Bill? HillDawg420: dunno, haven't seen him in a few hours HillDawg420: said he was going to pick up some milk... Obamanator08: ...right... HillDawg420: you don't think?... Obamanator08: probly"

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"Obamanator08: I, personally love the Thong Song BidenVP69: Sisqo's the best"

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"BobtheBuilder: Can we fix it? Obamanator08: Yes we can!"

and the contents of Obamanator08's buddy list:

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"Friends: HillDawg420 BidenVP69 GoreBot MileyCyrusFan PimpBillXPrez CondeeCane Assholes: PrezDubya McCainandAbel PalinAlaskaHo Best Pals: DertyFunk123 StoneColdHBK MuppetMania97 FRNZYLiKr BabiCakez009 xoEarlox MagickFingaz Azn Sensazn"

lmfao

10/18/2009 11:50:22 PM

[Edited on October 18, 2009 at 11:58 PM. Reason : fuckin double posting motherfucker]

10/18/2009 11:58:25 PM

10/19/2009 12:01:49 AM

don't do that

10/19/2009 12:02:59 AM

The town of Notre Dame...lol...

10/19/2009 12:08:12 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Notre_Dame,_Indiana

10/19/2009 12:10:05 AM

Oh you know what I meant, it's supposed to be Paris.

10/19/2009 12:40:10 AM

nobody else finds this shit as funny as i do?

10/19/2009 2:43:45 AM

all I know about these commercials is that they say for PCs only, yet there are 3-4 macs shown.

10/19/2009 7:43:58 AM

stock photography fail

10/19/2009 8:15:24 AM