You know...the one that annoys the shit out of you, but no matter how hard you dig, you can't ever seem to touch or snag it? But you KNOW it's there. It taunts you. It haunts you. It waits until you're in public to creep out and embarrass you in front of hot wimmens.

10/20/2009 1:51:12 PM

but when you finally get it and eat it you're like "who's the boss now bitch?"

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10/20/2009 1:52:16 PM

10/20/2009 1:52:32 PM

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"but when you finally get it and eat it you're like "who's the boss now bitch?""

Couldn't have said it better myself.

10/20/2009 1:53:37 PM

Damn, I can't STAND phantom boogers.

10/22/2009 10:14:27 PM

the thing to do is push down on the other nostril, and blow

and don't forget to hold out your palm, so as to catch it

10/22/2009 10:30:09 PM

I did that earlier today. What came out was more like a big blood clot.

IT'S NAHT A TOOMAH!

10/22/2009 10:32:36 PM

I've got one right now

10/22/2009 10:33:49 PM

yeah?

what about it

10/22/2009 10:34:14 PM

LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOT DOGS

10/22/2009 10:39:38 PM

mmm. crunchy.

10/22/2009 11:08:09 PM

I thought this would be about the one you know you blew out, but can't locate. Only to realize later it's stuck on a collar or blends in with the shirt

10/22/2009 11:28:33 PM

God, I don't know if it's the weather or what...I've had a ton of these things lately. Blew one out about an hour ago that could have killed a small farm animal.

10/23/2009 2:23:01 PM

i also get these when it gets cold, mostly a giant congealed clot of semi dried blood though

10/23/2009 3:44:54 PM