Service must be provided from females only. Ages 19 years-old to cougar are eligible. Physical condition must be outstanding. I don't want anything that's been beat up or worn out. Must not have any viruses, spyware, or ad-ware. I don't care if about whether your made in the USA or not. Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours. I'm not interested in electronic products for sale.

K.

Thanx.

10/20/2009 3:13:38 PM

wat

10/20/2009 3:18:53 PM

parody of ....?

10/20/2009 3:20:11 PM

^^ reading comprehension

^ no parody

10/20/2009 5:24:33 PM

public display of affection?

10/20/2009 5:45:24 PM

personal data assistant?

10/20/2009 7:08:32 PM

^^ Bingo

^ No.

NM. Sold. Thanks guys

[Edited on October 20, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : .]

10/20/2009 9:14:58 PM

Great. Now that this is in chitchat, this thread might get interesting...

10/20/2009 11:02:05 PM

10/20/2009 11:04:36 PM

keep your goddamn PDA to yourself.

10/20/2009 11:09:14 PM

^^ Does that bitch have a heart and a rooster tattooed on her arm?

christ

10/20/2009 11:12:07 PM

^^^ LOLZ.

^ She loves cock? Amirite?

10/21/2009 8:33:57 AM

.....

10/21/2009 10:03:01 AM

i cant even hold hands in public with my gf without feeling uncomfortable. I would never kiss in public.

10/21/2009 11:17:11 AM