I suck at folding clothes and touching dirty dishes.



God I hope I never have to be a housewife.

10/21/2009 9:07:49 AM

Life

10/21/2009 9:08:27 AM

Parallel parking

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 9:08 AM. Reason : yeah life as well]

10/21/2009 9:08:28 AM

throwing a football, but i'm getting better

10/21/2009 9:12:45 AM

you suck at...touching dirty dishes?

do you have trouble...touching...things?

this makes no sense

10/21/2009 9:13:45 AM

is that why i always folded the clothes and did the dishes

10/21/2009 9:17:04 AM

Quote :

"throwing a football, but i'm getting better"

10/21/2009 9:19:43 AM

Either you kids that can't throw a football grew up bastards, or your dads really fucked up




For me, its ballroom dancing

10/21/2009 9:25:21 AM

anything practical like finances, taxes, or insurance crap

10/21/2009 9:31:26 AM

Sparky- Yes, that is exactly why you always did the laundry and the dishes....and I fixed your clutch and slave cylinder.

10/21/2009 9:34:36 AM

folding/ironing

listening

10/21/2009 9:41:43 AM

I didn't learn to snap until I was 16 or 17. And I still suck at it.

10/21/2009 9:43:53 AM

Quote :

"anything practical like finances, taxes, or insurance crap"

and how to fold fitted sheets so they don't look like a disaster.

10/21/2009 9:48:08 AM

I never did my own laundry until college. I am terrible at it and usually permanently ruin at least one item of clothing for every load I do. My wife has banned me from doing any laundry at all.

10/21/2009 9:48:12 AM

Dressing myself properly. I wear gym clothes everywhere. Thank god my office lets me wear jeans everyday.

10/21/2009 9:48:18 AM

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"My wife has banned me from doing any laundry at all."

GREAT SUCCESS

10/21/2009 9:49:07 AM

Household chores like cleaning my room and doing laundry. I despise it. Luckily, my gf somewhat enjoys doing those things.

10/21/2009 9:50:08 AM

also

sobriety

10/21/2009 9:52:31 AM

yeah- fitted sheets SUCK!! WHO invented those? I bet it's a marketing ploy for the elastic company. I'd like to make a fitted comforter.

Somebody can have that idea. Just make it happen.

10/21/2009 9:54:03 AM

I suck at throwing a football or baseball.

Not necessarily the technique, I can throw a decent spiral, but I have no throwing strength.

10/21/2009 9:56:57 AM

all the above and all the below

10/21/2009 9:58:03 AM

definitely ironing. i never learned. i still don't know how.

the dryer is my iron.

10/21/2009 9:58:08 AM

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"Dressing myself properly. I wear gym clothes everywhere. Thank god my office lets me wear jeans everyday."

I need a job.

10/21/2009 10:00:37 AM

^^ LOL, same here.

^ I'll give you a job.

10/21/2009 10:09:42 AM

10/21/2009 10:10:04 AM

Jesus. I am a laundry genius. I can iron with the best of them. I can sew. I can cook. I'm a cleaning fool...dishes, mopping, housework, you name it.

I can also fix anything mechanical. I'm not too bad fixing computer shit. I'm pretty good at landscaping, carpentry, painting.

But all my friends used to call me "Uncoordino" when we shot hoops. I can't throw anything worth a damn, including a football or baseball. Though I can put some power behind a bat. Cannot swing a golf club for shit either.

10/21/2009 10:10:28 AM

*insert obligatory penis reference here*

10/21/2009 10:11:28 AM

I also wear gym clothes 24/7, but I think I can dress myself pretty well when I actually try

I can't do the loop swoop and pull. I do the bunny ears to tie my shoe laces.

10/21/2009 10:13:17 AM

Quote :

"Parallel parking"

Quote :

"Either you kids that can't throw a football grew up bastards, or your dads really fucked up"

my life as a kid was filled with soccer, most of my friends played soccer with me... i never really had the desire to throw a football

Quote :

"I can't do the loop swoop and pull. I do the bunny ears to tie my shoe laces."

haha, me too i thought i was the only one

10/21/2009 10:14:28 AM

I should start a parallel parking class.

10/21/2009 10:18:03 AM

i've got the concepts down, it's just the execution i suck at

mainly because i very rarely have to do it... and even then, i usually just go find another parking place, haha

10/21/2009 10:18:57 AM

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"ballroom dancing"

I am terrible at most partner dancing, with the exception of club grinding. That is my go-to dance move in any circumstance, weddings included.....just gradually creep closer and closer until she's backing that thing up like she means it.

10/21/2009 10:22:12 AM

Definitely throwing a football. - My dad grew up playing soccer, so naturally we played soccer growing up instead of throwing a football. (he's middle eastern...and DAMN good at soccer)


I also suck terribly at swimming laps in a pool. I'm not scared of water at all, just cant get the breathing motion down. I recently did a sprint triathlon, and out of 200 guys, I was ranked 150 in the swim, 25 in the bike, and 23 in the run. It's kinda embarassing, lol.

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 10:26 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 10:22:39 AM

I can't whistle!

10/21/2009 10:22:58 AM

Quote :

"I also wear gym clothes 24/7, but I think I can dress myself pretty well when I actually try"

See, I can dress OTHER people. My ex always looked smokin' and I dressed him every day. But I think real clothes look awful on me bc non-gym clothes are rarely designed for people with muscular thighs. You're tall, so even though you're muscular, you look more lean and elegant.



[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 10:24 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 10:23:03 AM

i lied, i was best dressed in hs

10/21/2009 10:24:33 AM

Dear TWW,

I mention my ex a lot. I think getting back together with him would probably be the correct thing to do.

10/21/2009 10:25:13 AM

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"Sparky- Yes, that is exactly why you always did the laundry and the dishes....and I fixed your clutch and slave cylinder."

ohhhhhhhh....SICK BURN!!!

damn that brings back some memories. that sucked!! i miss the car though

10/21/2009 10:25:25 AM

Quote :

"My dad grew up playing soccer, so naturally we played soccer growing up instead of throwing a football."

10/21/2009 10:25:30 AM

gym clothes are hot

10/21/2009 10:27:05 AM

Dear Sean Clifton: Go fuck yourself.

10/21/2009 10:27:42 AM

Dear Lucy

10/21/2009 10:28:21 AM

hahahah.

10/21/2009 10:28:22 AM

dear H8R

10/21/2009 10:28:53 AM

^^^ Hay babe

^ Hay Bro

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 10:28:59 AM

everything about guns

never been around them. no idea about loading/unloading, cleaning, maintenance, etc.

mom wouldn't even let me have a bb gun when I was little

10/21/2009 10:29:28 AM

10/21/2009 10:29:42 AM

^^^sup girl?

10/21/2009 10:30:04 AM

OP should have said threadmaking

10/21/2009 10:30:18 AM

SICK BURN

10/21/2009 10:30:30 AM