http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/10/21/black.barbies.irpt/index.html
10/21/2009 1:26:40 PM
10/21/2009 1:27:30 PM
Do you know how hard it is to put a weave on a doll??????
10/21/2009 1:27:45 PM
10/21/2009 1:27:47 PM
darkness barbie
10/21/2009 1:28:01 PM
sharpie markers can fix 90% of the problems mentioned
10/21/2009 1:28:22 PM
10/21/2009 1:28:39 PM
I can't believe it took so long for black barbies to be made. They started to make black babydolls yrs ago...why not barbies?!
10/21/2009 1:28:50 PM
10/21/2009 1:28:52 PM
WELL GUESS WHAT I'M WHITE AND ALL MY BARBIES HAD BLONDE HAIR AND BIG BOOBSi have neither. can i get a whiter version of barbie up in here?
10/21/2009 1:29:01 PM
that's what i'm screaming kadwacklePUT SOME CHILD-BEARING HIPS ON THAT GOD DAMNED WHITE BARBIE
10/21/2009 1:29:31 PM
10/21/2009 1:29:34 PM
10/21/2009 1:30:20 PM
i mean what do they want. a barbie that looks like this:yes, that would go over well.
10/21/2009 1:31:36 PM
I will not support Mattel until they have all of the following:White BarbieAfrican-American BarbieMexican BarbieFrench BarbieEthopian BarbieChinawoman BarbieGeisha BarbieBurka BarbieRussian BarbieEskimo BarbieCD/TS/TV Barbie
10/21/2009 1:33:50 PM
haha gross
10/21/2009 1:33:57 PM
they DO have a persian barbie luckily. princess jasmine.and they have mermaid barbie so we can cross that off the list, too.
10/21/2009 1:34:49 PM
i'm more interested in black ken and his car which presents an opportunity for some high quality LOLs
10/21/2009 1:38:13 PM
no rule 34 ITT?
10/21/2009 1:38:30 PM
maybe black ken will have a life like penis and make the white ken feel insecure about his bulge
10/21/2009 1:40:21 PM
http://www.cracked.com/article/137_7-hilariously-failed-attempts-at-politically-correct-toys/[eta: NVM. the crazycode is choking on Cracked's image file name.[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 2:15 PM. Reason : []
10/21/2009 1:50:17 PM
FAIL
10/21/2009 1:51:28 PM
SOME OF MY BEST DOLLS WERE BLACK.[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 1:53 PM. Reason : .]
10/21/2009 1:53:10 PM
10/21/2009 2:14:17 PM
It's a barbie, it's not supposed to represent the average, it's supposed to represent the extreme...Last time I checked (which was just now) most white don't look anything like the white Barbie.
10/21/2009 2:16:31 PM
10/21/2009 2:16:38 PM
Do you idiots actually not see the issue here?
10/21/2009 2:26:55 PM
why so serious?if you want a serious discussion about it, make a thread in soap box, since you clearly want to get on one.
10/21/2009 2:28:53 PM
i have no idea what the problem is here. she made a black doll! big deal. there are black baby dolls, and have been for years.seriously, someone explain the "issue" to me.
10/21/2009 2:29:28 PM
10/21/2009 2:30:24 PM
The big issue here has to do with the fact that little black children will no longer confused.I mean up until now, Black Jesus died so that Black Santa could bring them a White Barbie on Christmas, right after Kwanza.Finally, we're all on the same page. I couldn't be more relieved. Now lets get on that high rate of fatherless households...
10/21/2009 2:32:46 PM
*puts out a black doll that emulates white standards of beauty*WHAT? I MADE IT BLACK ALREADY JEEZ
10/21/2009 2:35:14 PM
Its playing to the public's appealBlack men don't like the wide nose havin, ashy kneed, "oh no you didn't" type of black womenWe like the type with white features, the narrow nose, the straight hair, the ability to maintain composure in times of troubleIt will sell better than a Missy Elliot shaped barbie would, thats for sure
10/21/2009 2:35:34 PM
PSHOES WHERE IS MY SCRIPT TO MAKE IT RAIN BLACK BARBIE HEADS?!?!?!?
10/21/2009 2:35:55 PM
so many butthurt people
10/21/2009 2:36:18 PM
10/21/2009 2:38:58 PM
Its no coincidence that most of the "black" women that people find most attractive are Halfricans
10/21/2009 2:43:08 PM
I believe we call those Mulatto, sir.Like famed actress Alyssa Mulatto.
10/21/2009 2:44:08 PM
some people find that offensive
10/21/2009 2:45:47 PM
Oh.Well, its the internet.They'll get over it.
10/21/2009 2:46:25 PM
10/21/2009 2:49:22 PM
10/21/2009 2:51:09 PM
10/21/2009 2:57:01 PM
taking this thread seriously =
10/21/2009 2:58:01 PM
I would have felt more comfortable if, at 5 years old, I'd have received a Big John Studd action figure for Christmas, than a Junkyard Dog. Oh, who am I kidding, I loved me some JYD.
10/21/2009 2:58:51 PM
10/21/2009 2:59:37 PM
I used to turn down dates because they weren't black enough.So much pussy left on the table.
10/21/2009 2:59:43 PM
^^^^ obviously i dowelcome to 1975or whenever barbie was inventedand again...taking this thread seriously = [Edited on October 21, 2009 at 3:00 PM. Reason : .]
10/21/2009 3:00:16 PM
oh boy it's just the internet? cool! let me spout ridiculously ignorant and insensitive shit because i'm being ironic
10/21/2009 3:00:45 PM
see therenow you're catching on
10/21/2009 3:02:02 PM