Gather around folks! Step right up! See if you can piss farther than McDanger!

In this thread, we'll post our opinions on popular Soap Box subjects, such as religion and ethics, and we'll point and laugh when he comes in and pisses all over our opinions.

Let the games begin!!!

10/21/2009 3:32:42 PM

lol

10/21/2009 3:33:13 PM

I clicked this thread hoping we were pissing on MacGyver

10/21/2009 3:33:38 PM

no girls allowed

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/21/2009 3:33:43 PM

may as well close the thread now because:

(1) nobody can piss longer
(2) nobody can piss better

10/21/2009 3:33:44 PM

This thread is stupid

Arguments are only enjoyable when they develop naturally over the course of a thread, not when they become a standalone spectacle

10/21/2009 3:34:28 PM

^^^i thought thumper was a girl

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 3:34 PM. Reason : gd]

10/21/2009 3:34:41 PM

When you say piss better, do you mean that your form while pissing is better or that your piss is of superior quality?

10/21/2009 3:35:28 PM

^either. he's better than anyone else

10/21/2009 3:36:32 PM

OK folks, here we go! First topic:

Gays should not be allowed in the military because who wants to go to war with a man who wants to suck your cock? You can't trust a man to do his job if he's fantasizing about his fellow soldier.

10/21/2009 3:37:03 PM

Quote :

"This thread is stupid Arguments are only enjoyable when they develop naturally over the course of a thread, not when they become a standalone spectacle"

You're stupid

10/21/2009 3:37:35 PM

LOLOLOL

Might makes right, McDanger. Might makes right.

10/21/2009 3:37:55 PM

hey hey hey

I'm on YOUR side here

10/21/2009 3:38:21 PM

Quote :

"Gays should not be allowed in the military because who wants to go to war with a man who wants to suck your cock? You can't trust a man to do his job if he's fantasizing about his fellow soldier."

Most conservatives secretly want to suck your cock
Kicking conservatives out of the military would mean that we couldn't maintain a global corporate empire

hey shit, ban gays from the military on second thought.

10/21/2009 3:38:44 PM

i need to finish my BA in chem sometime, so i'd have a nice set, BS (biology), BA(chemistry), and hopefully a JD (law) (history minor)

/pee's pretty far

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 3:39 PM. Reason : though he does rifle his pee]

10/21/2009 3:38:47 PM

Undergraduate degrees don't mean shit

get your paper LONGER, not BROADER

10/21/2009 3:39:28 PM

just another typical tww asshole who thinks he's better for whatever reason

10/21/2009 3:39:32 PM

a JD is longer

very few things (academically) hold my interest enough to really want to get too in depth, story of my life, inconsistency in school

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : s]

10/21/2009 3:39:49 PM

easier to be better than a guy that smokes weed in his mom's basement

^ true. respek

[Edited on October 21, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : .]

10/21/2009 3:39:53 PM

pretty clever retort

10/21/2009 3:40:07 PM

Quote :

"get your paper LONGER, not BROADER"

exactly

any woman will tell you that girth is usually better than length

/obvious penis joke

10/21/2009 3:40:14 PM

why would i waste time on you, RD? why

10/21/2009 3:40:38 PM

lol

10/21/2009 3:40:56 PM

looks to me like you already did

10/21/2009 3:41:10 PM

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence

10/21/2009 3:41:27 PM

I just met this guy today (Hi, I'm Slave), but he seems to think real world accomplishments translate to TWW clout, a mindset I don't care for

10/21/2009 3:42:59 PM

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"looks to me like you already did"

couple of miliseconds of retrieval time to pull out the most obvious fault of yours: that you're worth nothing

10/21/2009 3:43:24 PM

mcdanger = willy nilly?????

10/21/2009 4:38:55 PM

how the fuck could you mistake me for that plebian piece of shit

10/21/2009 4:41:13 PM

what name did you transition to when you stopped using mcdanger. it wasn't Willy Nilly i don't, but i can't recall it now.

either way mcdanger is alright. if a little condescension is all that is required to keep the threads active all day, i'm all for it.

10/21/2009 4:44:40 PM

McDanger has peed on over 200 wolfwebbers.

True story.

10/21/2009 4:44:53 PM

Str8Foolish is what i migrated to briefly

10/21/2009 4:45:13 PM

haters want to hate, lovers want to love, McDanger doesn't want to do none of the above...

10/21/2009 4:47:00 PM

Unfortunately, I think McDanger and I agree on a lot of philosophical points, which makes for poor sport. However, in the past, we most certainly e-battled for great justice. A lot of e-blood was spilled, but in the end, a truce was called and peace on e-earth was restored.

Try doing a topic with a nebulous middle ground and completely absurd extremes.

10/21/2009 4:49:31 PM

this board is chock full of dumb peckerwoods with foolish positions

it's only a matter of time before they click this thread

10/21/2009 4:50:34 PM

IRSeriousCat must be thinking of Lius Clues

10/21/2009 4:52:52 PM

yawn

10/21/2009 5:13:57 PM

rabble rabble rabble

10/21/2009 5:17:26 PM

I might not be able to piss longer or better than McDanger, but I can hold his scrawny ass down and pee ON him.

and he'd like it.

10/21/2009 8:59:38 PM

lol!!!!

10/21/2009 9:00:05 PM

Quote :

"I might not be able to piss longer or better than McDanger, but I can hold his scrawny ass down and pee ON him. and he'd like it."

it wouldn't be the first time

10/21/2009 11:25:27 PM

$5 says McDanger will not be able to resist jerking off to the above image when he sees it.

10/21/2009 11:30:16 PM

already finished

10/21/2009 11:31:02 PM

I hear McDanger used to go to mass with his grandma.

AND LOVED JESUS TOO.

10/22/2009 12:27:04 AM

;_; i miss those cookies

[Edited on October 22, 2009 at 12:29 AM. Reason : .]

10/22/2009 12:28:48 AM

and free alcohol

10/22/2009 12:29:43 AM

catholic church has nice ritual to it, it's pleasurable to go to sometimes

less pleasurable when you remember the entire institution is rotten fucking evil

10/22/2009 12:30:32 AM

Quote :

"I might not be able to piss longer or better than McDanger, but I can hold his scrawny ass down and pee ON him. and he'd like it."

hahahahahahaha

10/22/2009 9:21:08 AM

i, too, enjoy holding people down and pissing on them.

10/22/2009 9:24:53 AM

Quote :

"$5 says McDanger will not be able to resist jerking off to the above image when he sees it."

che was fucking awesome how much of a stodgy peckerwood do you have to be to miss that

10/22/2009 9:25:23 AM