...and he's lost. He needs to radio his chase car with his location...if he knew exactly were that was.

He sees a man working in his yard below. He yells to the man: "Hey! Can you tell me where I am?"

Man in yard: "You're approximately 150 feet above my yard."

Balloonist: "You're an engineer, aren't you?"

Man: "Why yes, I am."

Balloonist: "Figures. The info you gave me was 100% accurate...and 100% irrelevant."

10/22/2009 4:34:12 PM

HEH

10/22/2009 4:34:28 PM

That was stupid.

10/22/2009 4:35:14 PM

Hey now, you need to be more specific with your questions. I resemble that remark.

10/22/2009 4:35:43 PM

that was stupid

find a way to make it about capitalism or how W. Bush hoards corpses in his wine cellar then call me

heck, thats enough to get you on the daily show

10/22/2009 5:11:16 PM

Might have been stupid, but it sure seems like the norm lately in my job.

Let's go for it. All about getting my ass handed to me on TV.

10/22/2009 6:18:45 PM