talkin about how state always lost. even in football to ECU. Of course, this guy never went to UNC. So I just asked him if he remembered the score from last year against ECU. Or UNC. Or the previous time we played. He shut up. I wanted to tell him to go back to wal-mart, but he is my brother-in-law

10/23/2009 12:42:08 AM

Should've just asked him how much they ended up beating Florida State by tonight since they were up 18 points

10/23/2009 12:42:54 AM

What's the difference between a State student and a Carolina fan?

Neither of them went to Carolina

10/23/2009 12:44:37 AM

shouldn't that be...

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10/23/2009 12:45:31 AM

i just sat here and held the remote so he couldn't change the channel. and stared him down, lol

10/23/2009 12:46:39 AM

ahaha priceless

10/23/2009 12:47:20 AM

Quote :

"What's the difference between a State student and a Carolina fan? Neither of them went to Carolina"

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do what now?

10/23/2009 12:47:46 AM

I thought about reminding him about our epic state championship last year... but I figured he'd just say "wait till basketball."

10/23/2009 12:48:05 AM

what do a dead baby and a corvette have in common?

i don't have a corvette in my garage

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10/23/2009 12:48:23 AM

fuckin sidewalk alumni.

10/23/2009 12:48:24 AM

I'm a packers fan but i've never been near wisconsin

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[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 12:50 AM. Reason : oh wait i went to michigan once for like 3 hours]

10/23/2009 12:49:52 AM

NRR, the punchline is that all UNC fans are Walmart fans who didnt go there

come on now, its simple

10/23/2009 12:53:25 AM

i'd love to take credit for that joke, but it's one of the oldest ones in the book

10/23/2009 12:54:07 AM

key word is "difference," dude

10/23/2009 12:54:21 AM

shouldn't it be what do they have in common?

or is that part of the joke

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10/23/2009 12:54:43 AM

maybe it's "what do a State student and a UNC fan have in common"


oh well, who the fuck cares

10/23/2009 12:56:10 AM

Quote :

"what do a dead baby and a corvette have in common? i don't have a corvette in my garage "

that makes no sense whatsoever

10/23/2009 3:01:18 AM

Quote :

""What's the difference between a State student and a Carolina fan? Neither of them went to Carolina""

This is both hilarious and almost always true.

10/23/2009 3:03:28 AM

^^ it actually makes perfect sense

10/23/2009 8:33:58 AM

^^ It's never true

Because that isn't a difference.

Unless you're one of those retards who uses the phrase "same difference"

10/23/2009 8:36:55 AM

after the first post this thread turned into the dumbest fucking shit i've ever seen

sometimes i wonder if you guys can read

10/23/2009 8:50:08 AM

^^^your delivery was off... it's supposed to be "what do state and carolina fans have in common"

10/23/2009 8:53:08 AM

^correct

10/23/2009 8:54:49 AM

it was late...and my mind was on 588

get off my fucking case

10/23/2009 8:56:13 AM

10/23/2009 9:04:10 AM

You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there, but wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

10/23/2009 9:13:24 AM

haha

10/23/2009 9:25:40 AM

This thread had potential

10/23/2009 10:02:07 AM

should of told him go back to wal-mart anyways

10/23/2009 10:42:58 AM

the thought of unc makes me cock shrink up inside my body

10/23/2009 12:16:33 PM