Your wife, fiance, or mother to your own child does not count.

I'm talking specifically about a mom who has a kid that isn't yours, and at the time of said fucking you were not planning to marry her.

10/23/2009 11:47:57 AM

yes.

10/23/2009 11:48:28 AM

i've fucked your mom

10/23/2009 11:48:39 AM

was she good?

10/23/2009 11:49:15 AM

I dream of this.

10/23/2009 11:49:25 AM

she was average but i was pretty drunk so i can't clearly recall

10/23/2009 11:50:25 AM

I've banged pregnant girls waiting on their abortion date, and a married girl. closest i've been.

10/23/2009 11:51:44 AM

i did not inquire if the coug in question had any kids, but all signs point to yes

10/23/2009 11:55:07 AM

I've fucked three dads...

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 11:57 AM. Reason : .]

10/23/2009 11:56:30 AM

mine was pretty good. She was still relatively young, 30ish.

10/23/2009 12:00:07 PM

I don't even need to touch my dick to cum when I watch amateur milf porn.

10/23/2009 12:01:03 PM

stacy's mom stole my heart at a tender age

10/23/2009 12:01:29 PM

We're saying we fucked someone who has now become a mom, or who was already a mom at the time of said fucking ?

Yes to both accounts, and I'm almost sure you meant the latter, but I just wanted to be clear

10/23/2009 12:02:04 PM

Already a mom and the time of said fucking

or dad for the ladies

10/23/2009 12:03:41 PM

i, too

10/23/2009 12:04:02 PM

Yeah, I have. I did end up marrying her, though at the time of said fucking, I had no such plans. Nor plans to date. Funny how that changed.

Not bad pook. I've definitely had better.

10/23/2009 12:06:28 PM

I never have

First time I had the opportunity to do so when i was 19 or 20, but I was too dumb/apprehensive to pull the trigger

i've had the chance to do so a couple times since then but they were not good ideas for other, more valid reasons

10/23/2009 12:06:59 PM

i, too, have had sex with a woman who had a kid not of my seed

10/23/2009 12:08:48 PM

motherfuckers itt

10/23/2009 12:09:08 PM

Yeah I have. lol

10/23/2009 12:10:48 PM

I know I've had at least three. Searching the memory banks for what I feel like should be a 4th or 5th because I like the older ladies...but it might only be three.

10/23/2009 12:12:17 PM

i did stifler's mom

10/23/2009 12:16:50 PM

we used to hang out at this girls house in HS who's mom was kinda hot. I think the fact that she let us come over anytime and just party made her more appealing. We always joked about hooking up with her and stuff but none of us ever pulled the trigger. Fast forward to after college. We all still hang out, and the girl went to school out of state. So we go over there to see her on major holidays and things like that when she comes back into town. Only now the mom almost begs for one of us to knock her bottoms off but none of us will/want to because she fell off completely. sucks it never met in the middle.

10/23/2009 12:17:24 PM

for those that say yes, was the kid(s) of the women ever present during coitus, either in the same house, an adjacent room or (gasp !) the same room in which the act took place ?

10/23/2009 12:17:45 PM

haha no, the two my friend and i brought back to the beach house had left the kids with the grandparents for the night. I wonder how that conversation went when they strolled in at 10am.

10/23/2009 12:19:09 PM

sure

10/23/2009 12:21:51 PM

I too watch the office

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

10/23/2009 12:23:46 PM

Quote :

"for those that say yes, was the kid(s) of the women ever present during coitus, either in the same house, an adjacent room or (gasp !) the same room in which the act took place ?"

Once. Was my first mom when I was 20 and still at State. She was 39 and had a 16 year old kid. Hung around the kitchen in the morning when the daughter was eating cereal getting ready for school. Was really fucking weird.

Hooked up with other two moms while kids are with the dad.

10/23/2009 12:25:48 PM

I have fucked 3 moms.

Quote :

"for those that say yes, was the kid(s) of the women ever present during coitus, either in the same house, an adjacent room or (gasp !) the same room in which the act took place ?"

Yes. All of their kids were in the other room.

[Edited on October 23, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : Is that a bad thing?]

10/23/2009 12:26:09 PM

Yep. Got walked in on a time or two as well.

10/23/2009 12:47:06 PM

sup b

10/23/2009 12:58:54 PM

Hi Pilgramshoes. You wanna hang out on the loop next weekend?

10/23/2009 12:59:28 PM

Quote :

"for those that say yes, was the kid(s) of the women ever present during coitus, either in the same house, an adjacent room or (gasp !) the same room in which the act took place ?"

ahahahaha.


no comment.

10/23/2009 1:15:56 PM

yes to the OP
and yes^

10/23/2009 1:16:58 PM

I dated a dad.

10/23/2009 1:18:05 PM

I thought this was going to be a thinly veiled vehicle for calling some people motherfuckers.

10/23/2009 1:22:20 PM

yep

10/23/2009 1:22:43 PM

I, too, have had sex.

Oh, wait, no...

10/23/2009 1:50:56 PM

I banged a pregnant chick, does that count?

10/23/2009 2:03:35 PM

did you know she was preggers when you did it?

10/23/2009 2:08:37 PM

Can I double post in this thread

10/23/2009 2:11:34 PM

^^Yeah

10/23/2009 2:19:29 PM

Quote :

"Who has fucked a mom?"

Your mother son.

10/23/2009 2:19:57 PM

does your own mom count? just out of curiosity.

10/23/2009 4:07:01 PM

I continued to fuck my then girlfriend after I had already knocked her up, but before the abortion. Yay Democrats.

10/23/2009 4:15:18 PM

I dated a girl that had a kid last year for like 8 months. She got off real easy so that was a plus and I swear she was hornier than previous girlfriends.

10/23/2009 4:37:53 PM

dos madres

10/23/2009 4:42:05 PM

yes

10/23/2009 4:48:39 PM

i believe roughly 20% of the people in this thread.

10/23/2009 4:57:02 PM

^ hahaha I was thinking almost the same thing earlier

the only person I really believe is jbrick#'s

10/23/2009 4:58:30 PM