So my friends' son is a senior in H.S and I was giving him my 2 cents on how to judge colleges in NC.
I'm a professional judge of many things, so I figured we could all compare our judgments. Remember, no ONE judge is WRONG- but many of the same judge is RIGHT.

How would you judge the following schools? I'll start with mine so nobody is shy:
UNC- Gay/Arrogant
NCSU- Insensitive Engineers
App- Hippies/slackers
Wilmington- Hot/Liberal Artsy
ECU- Drunks
UNCG- Who goes there? Seriously...
UNC Charlotte- Cop out- not really known for anything
Meredith- Fat/boring
Peace- Fat/Rich
Wake Tech- '93 Honda Hatchback


Let's keep judging. Don't let me stop you.

10/26/2009 6:22:38 PM

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"UNCG- Who goes there? Seriously..."

me

10/26/2009 6:23:38 PM

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 6:24 PM. Reason : Somehow didn't even make the list ]

10/26/2009 6:23:58 PM

you pretty much hit the nail on the head

10/26/2009 6:24:00 PM

Western: moonshiners, more back country than App

10/26/2009 6:24:50 PM

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"Meredith- Fat/boring"

hahahaha

10/26/2009 6:25:04 PM

thats not funny without the peace beside it
lauren is hairlarious

10/26/2009 6:25:42 PM

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"UNCG- Who goes there? Seriously..."

This is the only one I would completely disagree with. It should be...

UNCG- You gonna' get shot. Seriously.

10/26/2009 6:26:58 PM

UNC- Andy Bernard
NCSU- Dwight Schrute
App- Jim Halpert
Wilmington- Pay Beasley
ECU- Meredith
Meredith- Phyllis Lepin
Wake Tech- Ryan Howard
Western - Creed Bratton
and of course: Duke - Michael Scott

10/26/2009 6:27:16 PM

and i went to meredith.............

so it just goes to show that judging is ACCURATE only in your head.

I'm not fat or boring.

I also went to ECU...

...but I am drinking a beer right now as I type this.

10/26/2009 6:27:46 PM

NCSU- Insensitive Engineers Rednecks

Shaw - thugs
A&T - the crunkest sports fans in America
UNC Pembroke - fake indians

10/26/2009 6:28:19 PM

Western: The town is like the college and a gas station.
Pembroke: ?

10/26/2009 6:28:38 PM

hahaha i used to think the campus at uncg was tuff until i started working on south eugene and started walking to the store on breaks

jesus christ i can get a pack of smokes, get mugged, buy crack, witness a murder, and be back in the building in 10 minutes

10/26/2009 6:34:40 PM

UNCG- unc gaysboro

10/26/2009 7:07:53 PM

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"ECU- Meredith "

what about kelly? she should be at ecu meredith or peace i feel like

or maybe she just doesn't make it to college

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 8:12 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2009 8:12:05 PM

Quote :

"UNC- Andy Bernard NCSU- Dwight Schrute App- Jim Halpert Wilmington- Pay Beasley ECU- Meredith Meredith- Phyllis Lepin Wake Tech- Ryan Howard Western - Creed Bratton and of course: Duke - Michael Scott"

Madman wins in my heart.

10/26/2009 8:19:42 PM

UNCG is pretty gay/artsy/hipsterish

10/26/2009 8:43:56 PM

Has anyone else pointed out that Meredith, Peace and Wake Tech are not part of the UNC School System?

10/26/2009 9:05:47 PM

the OP did go to meredith...

10/26/2009 9:12:36 PM

Meredith- Phyllis LepinKelly Kapoor

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 10:07 PM. Reason : .]

10/26/2009 10:06:40 PM

fuck you people for leaving off UNC-A

they are def the gay hippies of the school system

app might be hippies too, but they were more known as the druggies to us

although at UNC-A i knew WAY more smokies than at State, so maybe App are Hippie Druggies and UNC-A are GAY Hippie Druggies...

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 10:13 PM. Reason : since when are Meredith, Wake Tech and Peace part of UNC system??]

oh and to add

Duke - out-of-state nerds
Wake - rich nerds

[Edited on October 26, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : a]

10/26/2009 10:12:59 PM

Addition to The Office analogy:

Stanley: Central
Angela: Wesleyan
Oscar; UNCG
Kevin: University of Phoenix Online

10/26/2009 10:24:07 PM

oscar is totally UNC-A

we had a guy kiss gary the preacher on the mouth

10/26/2009 10:25:34 PM

Ew.

Also, I think Andy Bernard is more Wake Forest than UNC.

10/26/2009 10:29:29 PM

andy is campbell

the cornell to wake and dukes princeton and harvard (or yale and harvard or whatever combo)

10/26/2009 10:31:10 PM

gah, I meant phyllis lepin vance

10/26/2009 10:35:25 PM