A honest to god lady of the female persuasion.

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no fatties

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 1:44 PM. Reason : lol]

10/28/2009 1:44:15 PM

how much money you got?

10/28/2009 1:44:31 PM

you mean paper?

plenty

10/28/2009 1:45:11 PM

you sure it has to be a girl? i'm bored

10/28/2009 1:45:51 PM

quick way - hire a classy hooker
long(er) way - hire a classy hooker show money to potential "girlfriend"

10/28/2009 1:46:23 PM

jesus man

for the last fucking time, I'M NOT GOING TO THE FUCKING FARM WITH YOU

10/28/2009 1:46:33 PM

go to City Limits tonight, lots of skanks'l be there

10/28/2009 3:15:32 PM

There will be plenty of cougars at 42nd St. Oyster Bar.

10/28/2009 3:16:50 PM

10/28/2009 3:17:12 PM

^^^

I was going to get a haircut. Maybe I'll go ahead and do that then head down there later tonight.

10/28/2009 3:24:14 PM

I've heard more than once of the abundance of cougars at 42nd. I'll admit I am intrigued.

10/28/2009 3:28:57 PM

nothing like used leather to make your day

like trying on some worn out old sneakers

10/28/2009 3:29:58 PM

spray some of that bowling alley shoe spray in there and call it a day.

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 3:32 PM. Reason : if the shoe fits.......]

10/28/2009 3:32:01 PM

don't be gross

10/28/2009 3:32:24 PM

^^^^ I worked there for 4 years. It's a total cougar den.

Cougars are easier than kittens!

10/28/2009 3:35:25 PM

Hey i didn't start the vagina / old sneaker comparison. I just ran with it.

But for srs....







Are these cougars as in they qualify by age, or bona fide decent looking cougs waiting to pounce on a young stallion?

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 3:37 PM. Reason : ..]

10/28/2009 3:36:20 PM

What are the best times to pick up said Cougars?

10/28/2009 3:36:23 PM

right between now and when you get some fucking standards

10/28/2009 3:37:38 PM

Anytime there's a band that plays Brick House or Brown-Eyed Girl.

10/28/2009 3:37:47 PM

blech

I'm already looking squinty eyes at girls my own age.

you people age quickly

10/28/2009 3:38:33 PM

10/28/2009 3:40:20 PM

you know when I'm going to look forward to having sex with 40 year olds?

when I'm fucking 60

10/28/2009 3:41:07 PM

Quote :

"blech I'm already looking squinty eyes at girls my own age. you people age quickly"

It goes both ways.

10/28/2009 3:45:52 PM

I am with OP.

10/28/2009 4:17:56 PM

Quote :

"Quote : "blech I'm already looking squinty eyes at girls my own age. you people age quickly" It goes both ways."

no it doesn't

not even a little bit

10/28/2009 4:23:52 PM

Quote :

"like trying on some worn out old sneakers"

Worn out sneakers feel like home tome.

10/28/2009 4:51:08 PM

not your worn out old sneakers

someone else's

10/28/2009 4:56:02 PM

if you have some WS tickets i can direct you to the proper thread

10/28/2009 4:56:57 PM

thanks for the topical humor

10/28/2009 4:57:19 PM

anytime

10/28/2009 5:02:03 PM

is this you? hot!

10/28/2009 6:04:38 PM