like the rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmP ones

not the percussion pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffratatatatatatatatatatatafewwww ones

they also seem to stay in a more concentrated cloud of stank that lingers

[Edited on October 28, 2009 at 7:33 PM. Reason : although my most recent one smelt like burnt french fries]

10/28/2009 7:32:33 PM

the kind i toot are soft and gentle

10/28/2009 7:33:42 PM

I don't know why, but I was thinking of this thing for some reason when I saw this thread from the message boards page. I think it read "I love a baritone " and I thought Bertone son.

10/28/2009 7:35:17 PM

BaritoneTurboFart?

10/28/2009 7:41:35 PM

bttt for the morning band, sounded like a sax with a muffler first thing this morning under the sheets, luckily i bail out and head to work just before my gf gets up, that'll be a nice surprise lurking for her

10/29/2009 7:42:35 AM

I tuned up the French horn myself.

10/29/2009 9:39:57 AM

Books waiting to be written:
The Aesthetics of Farts

You may want to call a publisher before someone beats you to it.

10/29/2009 10:15:21 AM

BTW, speaking of the aesthetics of farts, I used to know a girl that would criticize the quality of my farts in terms of both sound and smell. It led to the annoying impression that she thought her farts were better than everyone else's.

Then, of course, I married that girl.

10/29/2009 10:42:54 AM

You chose wisely, grasshoppa.

10/29/2009 11:24:22 AM

i was firing a thompson this morning on the john:

fart/turdlet/fart/turdlet/fart/turlet at least 400 rounds a minute

10/30/2009 7:28:10 AM

whats gross is that that last P is the sound of an asshole slamming shut.

10/30/2009 7:34:03 AM

hence the clean finish

[Edited on October 30, 2009 at 7:40 AM. Reason : i conveyed the sound well with words, today is a proud day]

10/30/2009 7:39:46 AM