fuck I gotta share this with the world :-/

I run into this lady who I used to work with (but never closely or directly) from time to time around campus and I usually just say Hello or something.

Today I don't know what the fuck happened, I go, " Hi ____(smile)....oh are you pregnant again?"
*Pause*

"No...." etc etc.

Holy shit awkwardness, and it was pretty obvious because she adjusted her shirt.

And I felt heat rushed over my face. I'm pretty sure I was red.


IT JUST CAME OUT.

10/29/2009 6:01:05 PM

LOL that sucks

10/29/2009 6:02:10 PM

wow. You screwed up

10/29/2009 6:02:54 PM

so was she ever pregnant or just always fat?

10/29/2009 6:03:28 PM

It just came out...that is the only way I can explain this....






fuck I feel so bad.

10/29/2009 6:03:44 PM

[insert picture of "You Fucked Up" mustard guy]

10/29/2009 6:03:51 PM

She had a kid 4 years ago. And I never noticed her belly before, even though she had always been slightly maybe 20-30 lbs overnight since I've known her.

Her belly was curvy, not lumpy like a fatty :-(

10/29/2009 6:04:58 PM

Quote :

"IT JUST CAME OUT. "

10/29/2009 6:05:45 PM

Damn, just drill it into your mind to never ask a woman that...

10/29/2009 6:07:22 PM

So what's the best way to approach this? email an apoloogy or get the fuck over it, it's not the end of the world. :-(


Gotta find a way to not run into her I suppose

10/29/2009 6:11:04 PM

Even if there's a baby head popping out of a girl's downtown area I still won't ask if she's pregnant.

10/29/2009 6:13:07 PM

Quote :

"get the fuck over it, it's not the end of the world"

What are you gonna say? "Sorry, I didn't realize you were so fat that you look pregnant. My bad"

10/29/2009 6:13:22 PM

Honestly, just pretend it didn't happen. It's probably just as awkward for her as it is for you. You don't see her enough for it to become a huge thing and whenever you two do see each other neither one will want to talk about it.

10/29/2009 6:13:32 PM

Step 1: throw some roofies in her drink

Step 2: Squirt some jizz into her snatch

Step 3: See, You were right all along!

10/29/2009 6:14:05 PM

I'm a girl by the way.

Does this make it a little better? :-(

10/29/2009 6:16:38 PM

That probably makes it worse actually

10/29/2009 6:18:44 PM

^^ Yeah I know, but I'm sure you can find some jizz somewhere.

I'll loan you some. All you have to do is close your eyes and suck it out of a tube.

10/29/2009 6:22:28 PM

It makes it worse that I'm a girl and I'm much skinnier.

What if we were both fat? I don't think I'd feel this bad.

10/29/2009 6:23:16 PM

Skinnier girl?

HAY

[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 6:26 PM. Reason : ]

10/29/2009 6:25:53 PM

Quote :

"Even if there's a baby head popping out of a girl's downtown area I still won't ask if she's pregnant."

10/29/2009 6:31:11 PM

rookie mistake

10/29/2009 6:45:47 PM

my mom and i still remember "the bitch waitress" that asked her if she was pregnant...that was over 15 years ago

you are best to avoid her at all cost

10/29/2009 6:50:14 PM

i never ask someone if they're pregnant for this very reason

10/29/2009 6:57:00 PM

You should have been like “oh, that’s what Joe from accounting told me, he must be talking about that OTHER woman”


[Edited on October 29, 2009 at 7:36 PM. Reason : f it]

10/29/2009 7:35:10 PM