everybody leave all your lights on, turn up your AC and use lots of hairspray and drive your car to montana and stuff

quicker we get this global warming thing rolling the sooner everybody will see it's all a bunch of nonsense and the sooner we can all go home.

it's gonna be just like Y2K. mother nature has a way of handling this stuff naturally right

11/2/2009 12:47:57 PM

already 3 steps ahead of you

11/2/2009 12:48:27 PM

I use aerosol deodorant and flush the toilet 3 times for every dump

but I can do so much more

11/2/2009 12:49:54 PM

ibt Willy Nilly

11/2/2009 12:50:45 PM

for every animal you don't eat, i'm going to eat 3

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/2/2009 12:51:56 PM

scientists pretty much know everything there is to know about our 5 billion year old planet

11/2/2009 12:53:19 PM

i heard a rumor that al gore and scientists have reach an agreement that if the world falls apart due to global warming, the scientists can all escape in al gore's space shuttle.

11/2/2009 12:55:59 PM

11/2/2009 12:58:19 PM

i drive my car to the dumpster

at the end of the parking lot

11/2/2009 12:59:05 PM

we're incapable of destroying the earth...no matter what we do, the earth will be fine, though it's likely that the whole of the earth's organisms would be better off without us

that said, i think it's irresponsible to destroy ecosystems in particular and the biosphere as a whole out of sheer laziness

*shrug*

11/2/2009 12:59:37 PM

tell that to the anti-hardoncollidor doods

11/2/2009 1:00:33 PM

it's not laziness anyways. we are noble scientists so that means it's an experiment. we're just thirsty for knowledge

11/2/2009 1:01:10 PM

well we gotta finish the experiment before 2012!

11/2/2009 1:10:19 PM

I just want the polar bears to be alright....thats all i'm saying!

11/2/2009 1:17:21 PM

Willy Nilly is suspended, but he supports global warming, if it is driving in the right lane

11/2/2009 1:20:56 PM

I think we could make something happen if everybody would buy a boat with a old carbureted 2-Stroke.

11/2/2009 1:25:13 PM

everytime a cow farts a polar bear drowns

11/2/2009 1:25:52 PM

If you guys kill my polar bears, i'm going to be fucking pissed!!!!!

11/2/2009 1:26:07 PM

Those polar bears belong to all of us.
We'll kill them if we please.

11/2/2009 1:28:38 PM

the fuck you will

11/2/2009 1:29:17 PM

and fart religiously

11/2/2009 1:48:17 PM

I leave my jeep running all night.

11/2/2009 5:29:51 PM

i burn tires instead of logs

11/2/2009 5:31:05 PM

Quote :

"I use aerosol deodorant and flush the toilet 3 times for every dump but I can do so much more"

11/2/2009 5:45:35 PM

Quote :

"for every animal you don't eat, i'm going to eat 3 I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message."

Wow, pulling out the Maddox from circa 2002.

11/2/2009 5:59:41 PM

11/2/2009 8:52:24 PM

i remember being taught in the 3rd grade how we'd be out of water in like three years

amazing how much sway faggots have on our school systems

11/2/2009 9:00:57 PM

^What jacked up school system did you attend?

11/2/2009 9:09:30 PM

remember that educational cartoon where the fish calls up dude on the telephone, and he's talking to the guy about conserving water? meanwhile the dude has the sink running while he's on the phone cuz he was brushing his teeth or some shit when the phone rang, and you can see that outside the fish's little pond is draining as he speaks.

that was some serious shit for the third grade.

11/2/2009 9:11:37 PM

Water conservation is still serious business.

11/2/2009 10:02:49 PM

it's already too cold for my liking

11/2/2009 10:03:33 PM

Now that I will agree with. Try riding a sportbike on a 68 mile commute.

11/2/2009 10:09:06 PM

no way. YOU try it

11/2/2009 10:12:38 PM

WAT? I'm running my AC to try to cool down the global warming. I empty my icemaker outside about three times a day for the same reason.

11/2/2009 10:16:27 PM

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"Water conservation is still serious business."

Oh, I know. One of my projects at work right now is with a water management agency, experimenting with some new methodologies to make their long-term water planning more robust to a wide variety of uncertainties. I'm no hydrologist, but I certainly have an appreciation of the potential problems on the horizon.

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11/2/2009 10:18:41 PM