whores make money

11/3/2009 3:13:22 PM

iop1

11/3/2009 3:14:40 PM

^^ Wanna be one for a night?

11/3/2009 3:16:38 PM

no lucy, whores charge

you're just generous!

11/3/2009 3:18:14 PM

obligatory: "all women are whores"

11/3/2009 3:19:02 PM

^^ But that whole conversation is so awkward/rude. "Leave your money on the bedside table and get the hell out of here."

11/3/2009 3:19:44 PM

^that's why i have a pimp. this big black chick named penny.


[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 3:21 PM. Reason : ]

11/3/2009 3:20:14 PM

haha

imagine our side

"your money's on the dresser, im through with you"

i hate being so mean, but it's what whores deserve


generous is a way better thing to be

or accessible even

11/3/2009 3:21:06 PM

yeah, it's awkward for us too

I'd much rather pay for sex through conventional means like dinner, a movie and drinks. And listening to your stupid-ass problems.

11/3/2009 3:22:24 PM

That's why you suggest they leave it on the kitchen counter. That way you don't have to see them leave the money

Takes that whole whorish feeling out of it hahahaha

11/3/2009 3:22:35 PM

^^i think they call that a relationship

11/3/2009 3:23:03 PM

call it whatever you want

i'm still paying for sex in the end

11/3/2009 3:23:40 PM

Hmmm ... perhaps I should stop going dutch on my dates. I mean, it's not like the McDonald's value menu is that expensive. I think I'm worth a buck or two.

11/3/2009 3:25:28 PM

seeeee?

you're a whore

11/3/2009 3:25:54 PM

i don't pay for shit unless i really like the guy

11/3/2009 3:26:21 PM

haha

lucy, fuck mickey d's, i'll buy you some arby's girl. market fresh turkey what what

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 3:28 PM. Reason : twoozles, i'd buy you some dairy queen]

11/3/2009 3:27:53 PM

chocolate cone dipped in chocolate

11/3/2009 3:29:48 PM

^^ Can I get a soda and fries to go with that? Or would that just be greedy?

11/3/2009 3:32:05 PM

lucy get the jalapeno poppers and pass them to me ok?

11/3/2009 3:32:14 PM

Sure thing, baby.

My bf and I used to pull that shit. We'd go to clubs together and I'd flirt with boys for free drinks but I'd pass them to my bf and pretend that I drank it really fast and I'd flirt more and get more.

11/3/2009 3:34:36 PM

2 out of 3 of my exes would kill me for that

11/3/2009 3:35:51 PM

you haven't PMed me any drunk nakies in a while

what did i do wrong?

11/3/2009 3:36:16 PM

^^ My last ex made me stop doing it. I told him he was wasting our vacation money by not letting me get free drinks from guys.

^ Check your inbox. I just sent you a pic of my inbox.

11/3/2009 3:38:04 PM

^^you stopped appreciating them

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 3:39 PM. Reason : haha holy shit...if i was drinking milk i woulda shot it errverywhere]

11/3/2009 3:38:30 PM

Lucy

11/3/2009 3:40:22 PM

lucy - my ex and i had been putting spare change, change i found when cleaning, etc in this jar for like over a year so before we went to florida i went to the bank and got it all changed into cash. it was probably almost $200 so we decided that would be our drinking money. we spent it in about 2 hours at this outdoor bar the first night we were there.

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : coincidentally we were not far from where you live now]

11/3/2009 3:40:56 PM

Hay hay Ray
You don't have to pay
Bay bay bay

^ Holy moly! $200 in one night? Where did you go? Citywalk? The park bar scenes can get a little pricey after a while.

Perhaps I should clean my couch cushions to fund my next cruise. Great idea.

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : .]

11/3/2009 3:41:24 PM

Get some

11/3/2009 3:42:18 PM

NO we were at captain hiram's across the street from where my parents were staying
i dunno wtf we were drinking

11/3/2009 3:45:06 PM

I LOVE Captain Hiram's.

It's so pretty there and the surfing is AMAZING! Great for a little romantic getaway.

11/3/2009 3:47:04 PM

sebastian is one of my favorite places in the world

11/3/2009 3:50:58 PM

OH WE BACK

11/3/2009 3:51:03 PM

THREAD KILLED!

11/3/2009 4:14:41 PM

[Edited on November 3, 2009 at 4:16 PM. Reason : big]

11/3/2009 4:16:18 PM

my word

are those moonpies?

11/3/2009 4:17:40 PM

yeah, i made a leet mspaint depiction of my dream date with lucyinthesky

11/3/2009 4:18:39 PM

"I don't pay them to have sex with me, I pay them to leave."

-- Charlie Sheen

11/3/2009 4:18:47 PM

Those are some sexy moonpies.

11/3/2009 4:19:11 PM

I could learn to like moonpies if they looked like that

11/3/2009 4:21:34 PM

Quote :

"yeah, i made a leet mspaint depiction of my dream date with lucyinthesky"

That's my dream date too! God, now I'm hungry.

11/3/2009 5:15:49 PM

You people are whores

11/3/2009 5:19:36 PM

11/3/2009 5:27:39 PM

Quote :

"i am not a whore!"

but I like to do it...

*dance music*

11/3/2009 5:27:41 PM

11/3/2009 5:29:33 PM

moonpies and whipped cream are for CHEAP whores

11/3/2009 5:57:04 PM

True. Twoozles is an expensive whore. She holds out for creme brulee and cheesecake.

11/4/2009 9:41:48 AM

and thats why my dream date is with lucy and not twoozles

11/4/2009 11:45:29 AM

Quote :

"Check your inbox. I just sent you a pic of my inbox."

lol well done

11/4/2009 12:00:33 PM

speaking of... i found some pudding at the grocery story today that was creme brulee flavored. i did not buy it though.

11/4/2009 6:42:13 PM

whore 'em up

11/4/2009 6:51:13 PM