how is this not already a thread?

11/4/2009 4:37:22 PM

who is she?

11/4/2009 4:37:59 PM

^ this

and

^^ why would you not post a link to a sex tape

11/4/2009 4:38:52 PM

^ what he said

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 4:39 PM. Reason : .]

11/4/2009 4:39:04 PM

Fox news mustve done a story

11/4/2009 4:39:38 PM

11/4/2009 4:45:47 PM

why the fuck isn't there a link?

11/4/2009 4:46:29 PM

Would view.

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 4:48 PM. Reason : Or wood view.]

11/4/2009 4:47:43 PM

fuck you for not posting the video. this thread is bullshit.

11/4/2009 4:48:58 PM

Quote :

"why would you not post a link to a sex tape"

The tape hasn't been released, this is the most I've found:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/04/carrie-prejean-sex-tape-settlement-miss-california-usa-pagneat/#ixzz0VuvoLXVi

11/4/2009 4:49:34 PM

JCASHFAN toying with emotions ITT

11/4/2009 4:50:00 PM

ouch

11/4/2009 4:54:56 PM

?

11/4/2009 4:57:34 PM

lol isn't that just straight up blackmail?

11/4/2009 4:59:55 PM

honestly, looking at that picture above, i don't really have any particular desire to see that sex tape.

What makes it any more interesting than any random youporn vid?

11/4/2009 5:01:24 PM

i'm only interested in it because tmz finds it so racy that they're not showing it.

however, someone has it and sooner or later it'll leak.

maybe not today

maybe not tomorrow

but soon...

11/4/2009 5:03:00 PM

I would not fuck her given the chance

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11/4/2009 5:10:49 PM

I hate people who say that. I bet you actually would

11/4/2009 5:12:22 PM

i'd be afraid i'd hit some hard plastic and cut my dick or something down there

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11/4/2009 5:13:39 PM

^^^ yes you would just to say you fucked miss california

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 5:14 PM. Reason : .]

11/4/2009 5:13:40 PM

Quote :

"I hate people who say that. I bet you actually would "

And your bet would be off in more than one instance.

11/4/2009 5:13:42 PM

Quote :

"I would not fuck her given the chance"

I would not, could not, get in her pants

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 5:14 PM. Reason : (that's not true, of course)]

11/4/2009 5:13:44 PM

Quote :

"BANG LIKE CAVEMAN"

11/4/2009 5:14:31 PM

i'm very very unattracted to that fake tan, nuclear blast yellow blonde look

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11/4/2009 5:15:17 PM

Bobbydigital ftw

11/4/2009 5:17:22 PM

yeah theres nothing special about trying to look like you're perfect

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11/4/2009 5:21:19 PM

Get the fuck out of here, you douches... most, if not all would give your left nut to fuck this girl...



** and yes, BobbyD, I'd see no reason to seek out the actual sextape other than the fact she is quasi-celebrity at this point... but that doesn't mean I'd (or anyone else on here) would kick her out of bed

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 5:22 PM. Reason : x]

11/4/2009 5:21:58 PM

nice bod, but her face is literally disfigured like a barbie's

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11/4/2009 5:22:54 PM

<--would SLAY that shit.

11/4/2009 5:23:43 PM

i bet you can find 80 women who look exactly like her right now at target in cary

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11/4/2009 5:24:25 PM

I would love to have the opportunity to make that ass tap dance

11/4/2009 5:25:52 PM

^^^^^ well, it's not just that she's a quasi-celebrity, but that she's a quasi-celebrity for having a really holier-than-thou attitude.

11/4/2009 5:27:26 PM

^This is what makes the sex tape even better.

Bitch just needs to admit she, too, likes to get down.

11/4/2009 5:29:32 PM

fuck you guys, id rail that shit more than 10 times

11/4/2009 5:29:55 PM

^^^+1

Quote :

"Get the fuck out of here, you douches... most, if not all would give your left nut to fuck this girl..."

I would make absolutely NO effort to have relations with her. However, since she has a functional vagina, I could find a use for her if she were to end up in my bed, consenting to sex.

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 5:31 PM. Reason : dtfghj]

11/4/2009 5:31:13 PM

thats a good way to put it.

I'd fuck her but not if i had to do more than unzip my pants. Stuck up skanks aren't worth it.

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11/4/2009 5:33:04 PM

sometimes i really wonder about you guys, if you are holding out for better looking than her many of you will never get laid.


not caring about seeing the sex tape is one thing, but saying you wouldnt fuck her given the chance.... that just makes you a gay

11/4/2009 5:35:39 PM

Quote :

"if you are holding out for better looking than her many of you will never get laid."

It's not hard to find many, many women better looking than that. Especially ones who aren't orange.

[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 5:36 PM. Reason : wdf]

11/4/2009 5:36:36 PM

Yeah is it a sin to be attracted to people who aren't crayon colors?

and i'm not talking about that 16 color shit.




I can name like 15 more attractive people on this site

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[Edited on November 4, 2009 at 5:41 PM. Reason : well lets say 5.]

11/4/2009 5:41:09 PM

11/4/2009 6:08:43 PM

pageant chicks use fake tanner?!?!?!?!?!?!


OMG, thank you, TWW for enlightening me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

11/4/2009 6:23:08 PM

Quote :

"she's a quasi-celebrity for having a really holier-than-thou attitude."

remind me again, what was it she said? i can't remember...

11/4/2009 6:29:46 PM

She was opposed to gay marriage is all I remember.

And LOL at all the "I wouldn't hit it" in this thread.

11/4/2009 6:32:58 PM

i would give my left nut to hit that. ppl in this thread are retarded

11/4/2009 6:33:57 PM

I wouldn't give my left nut or anything, but I'd probably go out of my way to try to fuck her. those Miss USA pictures aren't very flattering..

11/4/2009 6:42:27 PM

Quote :

"those Miss USA pictures aren't very flattering.."

i think the gigantic fake smile they make them do isnt flattering to a lot of women...a natural smile is much better

11/4/2009 6:43:58 PM

the only legit reason i can see for any heterosexual red blooded male who has posted that they would not have sex with this chick would be that she had the herp or AIDS or something. we are talking about consensual, no strings attached sex here, the kind you have when you take a girl home from a bar. neither party is in it because the other person has a lovely personality or some shit. there is no possible way any guy's standards here could be above having sex with this chick.

11/4/2009 6:46:55 PM

its the internet if someone says they'd fuck her. someone has to say they wouldn't just so the argument train leaves the station.

11/4/2009 8:13:52 PM

since when are there just links to a sex tape, guys

11/4/2009 8:16:53 PM

set em up

11/4/2009 8:22:02 PM