Ah, all of you thought this was about dicks didn't you, you dirty minded fucks









It is

And this question is for the guys here, I could give a fuck what the women think

If you could engineer your cock from scratch, what would you put more emphasis on ?

And you can't say super long and super thick...you have to lean in one direction or the other

Me ? I go for a fat cock, like a sawed off shotgun

11/5/2009 3:56:08 PM

I'd go for a double barrel

11/5/2009 3:56:49 PM

haha

i'd put hydraulics in that shit

11/5/2009 3:58:17 PM

Over the years, I have beaten my cock into the location, size, shape, and color that I am comfortable with. I'm perfect as is.

11/5/2009 3:58:59 PM

I=.25*pi*r^4

11/5/2009 4:02:31 PM

I'd definitely reduce it overall by like 50%

Like you said, who gives a fuck what women think

I'd love if for just one day, I could wear baggy jeans and not have them feel like nuthuggers

11/5/2009 4:49:32 PM

"who are you going to please with that little thing?"

Me.

11/5/2009 5:19:26 PM

I don't think about dumb shit like this

11/5/2009 5:22:33 PM

id want mine to spit out lightning.

11/5/2009 6:15:26 PM

this is a thread where i brag about my penis size because it's the internet

11/5/2009 6:16:25 PM

I'd like for mine to be smaller. Bitches can barely handle me as it is

11/5/2009 6:21:31 PM

on cue

11/5/2009 6:21:51 PM