The bf said he was on a sales call and went to a ladies house... well she answered the door while breastfeeding a baby and no cover up blanket. He said he was embarrassed and didn't know what to do.

I told him to ask if the other one is free cause he was hungry (hadn't had breakfast this morning)

11/6/2009 2:15:34 PM

You want your boyfriend to get fired for sexual harassment?

11/6/2009 2:16:17 PM

ahahaha see, I knew tww could twist shit around!

11/6/2009 2:16:46 PM

1.) make him a sandwich
2.) play with his balls
3.) suck his dick
4.) leave him alone

11/6/2009 2:16:52 PM

apparently it's not sexual harassment since he hasn't had breakfast?

11/6/2009 2:17:11 PM

Quote :

"ahahaha see, I knew tww could twist shit around"

what do you mean twist it around?

be closer to reality than your land of missing chromosomes and delusional behavior?

11/6/2009 2:18:01 PM

^^^done and done!

Boobs, a mans favorite sammich.


Yeah pshoes, you're so right, gosh why didn't I think of that?? I mean I actually thought it was okay in REAL life for him to ask a stranger if he can suck her lactating tit! My, my was I wrong! Thanks for letting me know what the social norms are!

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 2:20 PM. Reason : fucktard]

11/6/2009 2:18:20 PM

Whoa whoa, don't blur sammiches and boobs, they are separate but equal. No slacking.

11/6/2009 2:19:30 PM

haha true, true. how about a sammich with boob on the side?

11/6/2009 2:20:48 PM

SAUSAGE SAMMICH

11/6/2009 2:23:07 PM

wait lets not gloss past the fact that kiwi is dating a door to door vacuum salesman

11/6/2009 2:23:20 PM

haha yall, keep trollin'

11/6/2009 2:25:44 PM

lol

11/6/2009 2:25:57 PM

this is suppose to be your "good personality" ?

11/6/2009 2:27:05 PM

well maybe he has a big attachments and good suction.

11/6/2009 2:27:09 PM

Quote :

"1.) make him a sandwich 2.) play with his balls 3.) suck his dick 4.) leave him alone"

11/6/2009 2:27:16 PM

Quote :

"You want your boyfriend to get fired for sexual harassment?"

11/6/2009 2:30:56 PM

^ why are you agreeing with being too serious and technical?

11/6/2009 2:33:45 PM

Breastfeeding tits are not sexy.

Foul on OP.

11/6/2009 2:39:06 PM

Another female trying to be funny... and failing.

11/6/2009 2:40:05 PM

haha, he laffed. Maybe he has a girl's sense of humor.

Anyway, NEEDS MOAR TROLL!

Continue!

11/6/2009 2:40:56 PM

breast milk tastes terrible and isnt filling at all






so i've heard.

11/6/2009 3:34:07 PM

Another female trying to be funny... and failing.

11/6/2009 5:15:24 PM

IF YOU GOTTA ASK

11/6/2009 5:19:21 PM

You're a fucking ugly bitch.

I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

11/6/2009 5:20:47 PM

if making a joke makes you a good girlfriend, then I'm Miles Davis

11/6/2009 5:27:45 PM

and I'm Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

11/6/2009 5:29:21 PM

and I'm Dog the Bounty Hunter

11/6/2009 5:30:46 PM

well u got the dog part right

11/6/2009 5:31:22 PM

SICK

BURN

11/6/2009 5:31:45 PM

haha bitch's triflin!

11/6/2009 5:32:16 PM

Quote :

"he has a big attachments"

lol

11/6/2009 5:32:30 PM

Things I've learned from this thread:

-Anytime anyone says anything that could be perceived as negative, they're trolling

Feel free to add your own!

11/6/2009 5:32:37 PM

haha! Good job Konami!

11/6/2009 5:33:47 PM

kiwi's bf is jehovah's witness or selling magazines so he can go to Cancun!

11/6/2009 5:33:50 PM

damn, lk is actin' like I killed her grandmother in cold blood.

That or she's practicin' her good gf skills. Needs moar practice.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 5:35 PM. Reason : ladeedah!]

11/6/2009 5:35:04 PM

i'm married

11/6/2009 5:35:42 PM

why does everyone on this site hate kiwi?

i mean i'm indifferent either way i was just wondering what i missed

11/6/2009 5:36:37 PM

wife skills, shit just because you have the ring doesn't mean he's yours for good!

11/6/2009 5:37:04 PM

oh i see

11/6/2009 5:37:27 PM

haha

11/6/2009 5:37:51 PM

Quote :

"why does everyone on this site hate kiwi? i mean i'm indifferent either way i was just wondering what i missed"

i'm bored...this thread was the easiest target

11/6/2009 5:38:44 PM

Quote :

"why does everyone on this site hate kiwi? i mean i'm indifferent either way i was just wondering what i missed"

Everyone hates me too.

11/6/2009 5:39:24 PM

no this is something i've noticed for a long time

i think i first picked up on it in the dslr thread but i see it errywhere

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 5:40 PM. Reason : ^ they used to, people seem to have let up on you a little lately]

11/6/2009 5:39:57 PM

oh i agree with ya there...i'm saying i'm indifferent as well...just bored.

11/6/2009 5:41:31 PM

hay hay

people hate me too

i think they generally (as a rule) hate any female who is even slightly overweight and/or talks about sex alot

11/6/2009 5:41:38 PM

11/6/2009 5:41:45 PM

^^^^yeah, I've kinda noticed that. Still a few people who get a hard on giving me shit on here, but for the most part people have let up. Also, FTR I was mostly just commenting off of LK's post cause I thought it was funny. I try my best not to be mean to many people on here cause I know what it feels like these days.

[Edited on November 6, 2009 at 5:44 PM. Reason : ]

11/6/2009 5:43:50 PM

haha thumper. I think people still think I'm the same person I was FIVE FUCKING YEARS ago, or fuck even a year ago...I was pretty fucking annoying. lol

I don't so much mind it though, I knew exactly where this thread was going when I hit post.

11/6/2009 5:44:03 PM

Quote :

"I think people still think I'm the same person I was FIVE FUCKING YEARS ago, or fuck even a year ago"

GIRL, who you tellin'?

*high five*

11/6/2009 5:44:55 PM