and im now bleeding all over my damn bathroom. Why cant something good come of this, say free beer or ice cream like when you get your tonsils taken out.

11/7/2009 6:58:38 AM

cutting is so 90's

11/7/2009 7:17:52 AM

get you a styptic pencil. you'll dance around the bathroom for a couple of second after you apply it, but it'll stop the bleeding instantly

[Edited on November 7, 2009 at 7:20 AM. Reason : 531]

11/7/2009 7:20:25 AM

let it bleed

11/7/2009 7:21:07 AM

get an electric, or stop being a pussy

11/7/2009 8:41:50 AM

You tell me you're awake before I get off shift and here you are accidentally committing suicide? I swear, can't leave you to yourself very long in the A.M. before you go lopping parts of your face off.

11/7/2009 8:53:19 AM