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"Penetration in the backfield"

11/9/2009 7:21:10 PM

wrist shot through the 5 hole

11/9/2009 7:22:06 PM

"taste of the sack"

11/9/2009 7:22:24 PM

unnecessary roughness
or
giving them the business

11/9/2009 7:22:43 PM

"Arkansas shot their wad"

11/9/2009 7:23:02 PM

Quote :

"We just really need to score. We’ve been dribbling all over the place, with balls flying everywhere, but now we need to penetrate and put it in the hole."

11/9/2009 7:23:39 PM

Quote :

"GIVING THEM THE BUSINESS"

11/9/2009 7:24:26 PM

^win

11/9/2009 7:26:52 PM

tight end

11/9/2009 7:29:15 PM

He's pulled out his wood for this hole.

11/9/2009 7:30:01 PM

Find a hole and drive it.

11/9/2009 7:30:53 PM

backfield in motion, yeah
i'm gonna have to penalize you
ooooo
backfield in motion, baby
you know that's against the rules

offside and holdin', yeah
you oughta be ashamed of yourself, baby
offside and holdin', baby
holdin' onto someone else

11/9/2009 7:33:16 PM

She always beats everyone in my foursome.

11/9/2009 7:33:53 PM

"got their hands on some balls"

11/9/2009 7:34:29 PM

he...could...go...all...the...way!

11/9/2009 7:58:32 PM

"He's sucking the left tackle's dick!"

11/9/2009 8:00:17 PM

Quote :

"We're two guys fuckin! Yeah! Ram it harder! Ooh, ooh... Slap my ass! (recording stops)"

11/9/2009 8:02:34 PM

Quote :

""Arkansas shot their wad""

win

11/9/2009 8:02:35 PM

"Hard dump into the zone"

11/9/2009 8:02:39 PM

you mean "innuendo"?

11/9/2009 8:05:43 PM

i think he meant "in your end....ooooooooh"

11/9/2009 8:06:32 PM

AH YEAH DROPPIN LOADS

11/9/2009 8:15:54 PM

the catcher takes the spitball

11/9/2009 10:19:01 PM

^^
All over your glasses.

11/9/2009 10:21:14 PM

Penalty shot

11/10/2009 12:38:26 AM

Quote :

"LAYIN THE WOOD"

11/10/2009 8:13:27 AM

"Chiefs struggle to fill Johnson void"

11/10/2009 9:41:05 AM

i guess we won't be hearing anymore about johnson ramming up the middle

11/10/2009 12:22:12 PM

A hole big enough to drive a truck through

11/10/2009 12:25:35 PM

Fine ball handling skills on the hardwood.

11/10/2009 12:29:47 PM

excessive celebration in the end zone

11/10/2009 12:36:50 PM

"Cliff Crawford gets his hands on a lot of balls."

11/10/2009 1:08:48 PM

took 'em behind the woodshed

11/10/2009 3:17:09 PM

Quote :

"10 Things in Golf that sound Dirty 1. Look at the size of his putter 2. Oh shit my shafts all bent 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip 6. Lift your head and spread your legs 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired 8. Just turn your back and drop it 9. Hold up.. I've got to wash my balls 10. Damn, I missed the hole again "

11/10/2009 3:20:15 PM

You've got a hell of a stroke, but I bet when you're off you leave a lot of buckets.

11/10/2009 3:22:17 PM

he's great at fitting his big frame into tight spaces

11/28/2009 1:48:39 PM

Quote :

""Hard dump into the zone""

Damn. You beat me to it.
Hockey is full of awesome innuendos. Especially the commentary in NHL10.

11/28/2009 1:50:01 PM

"He has great ball skills"

11/28/2009 1:50:40 PM

i can't believe it took an hour for someone to point out he misspelled innuendo. tww is slipping.

11/28/2009 10:30:13 PM

came in here to post

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"GIVING THEM THE BUSINESS"

11/28/2009 10:31:37 PM

11/28/2009 10:34:06 PM

chicks dig the long ball

11/29/2009 1:53:53 AM

Quote :

"Hes really banging Tracy Smith"

1/1/2010 2:38:59 AM

^ I posted that in the game thread.

1/1/2010 8:21:00 AM

"they're pounding each other in the corner"

1/1/2010 9:01:08 AM

^^you did indeed, that's where i took it from (i didn't get to watch the game)

1/1/2010 11:46:31 AM

"Ohio State is really taking it on the chin in this game"

1/1/2010 11:59:09 AM

"He slams it home with the exclamation!"

"WHAP"

1/1/2010 6:50:09 PM

I'm thinkin about working the clean and jerk in my routine, along w/ some snatch.

1/1/2010 6:51:34 PM

I meant to say set em up

[Edited on January 1, 2010 at 7:09 PM. Reason : ]

1/1/2010 6:53:01 PM