i seem to blow nut too soon these days. like in my mind i want to keep going and really have a good time and all that, but then i just get close and feel all lazy about it and let it pop. with an "oops, sorry babe" and maybe finish her off orally if she wants.

Used to, when i started getting close, i would think about old nuns playing some 2-on-2 halfcourt... but even that doesnt stop me now. i'll just blow it to the image of a a nun doing a layup. which is really a waste of a good nut, so i pretty much quit thinking of that meme.

so what do yall recommend? ladies feel free to chime in if youve got some useful suggestions.




[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:21 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2009 8:20:22 PM

...[words]?

bullshit.

11/9/2009 8:21:11 PM

dunno how to give old balls advice

11/9/2009 8:22:25 PM

^ eh, a few words. as opposed to [pics] or [nsfw]

^^ hey, faggot, my balls are still tight. i think maybe its just the familiarity of several years of marriage.





[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:24 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2009 8:22:38 PM

barely pass the point of no return and let go of some...

stop for a good minute

return.. and you'll go for a long time.


... the trick is... playing it off as if you didnt just blow a little bit.

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:23 PM. Reason : x]

11/9/2009 8:22:58 PM

how about just stop being a lazy S.O.B. and give it some freakin effort

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:23 PM. Reason : capitalization ...]

11/9/2009 8:23:02 PM

Quote :

"i'll just blow it to the image of a a nun doing a layup"

this is where i lolled

11/9/2009 8:23:09 PM

Sounds like a Joe Schmoe to me

11/9/2009 8:23:36 PM

I have something to ask you... You said you finish her off orally ... Um, do you like the taste of latex or your own cum? I just find this not appetizing at all for a guy

Pls to explain, kthx

11/9/2009 8:28:45 PM

spunk mouf

11/9/2009 8:30:40 PM

thanks for making my stomach hurt you twat

11/9/2009 8:30:54 PM

he is married... he doesn't use condoms

11/9/2009 8:34:47 PM

^^^^ yeah, i've gotten a taste of the latex/lubricant a time or two. it's not a taste i care for.

but if you do it right it doesnt matter either way ... because you're supposed to stay above deck with the man in the boat, not down mucking about in the bilge.


^ we do use condoms cause the BC hormones can be bad for women for extended time. IUD had problems too.





[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:39 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2009 8:35:19 PM

dont guys jerk off before they fuck or something so it doesnt happen that fast?

11/9/2009 8:38:09 PM

Just pull out for a few seconds before you think you might blow. Once you've calmed down, go back to pounding the vag.

That, or just get a little drunk. I go all night and rarely bust a nut when I'm intoxicated.

Or you could always rub one out half an hour to an hour before you know you're about to get some. Don't think I've done that since high school...but I remember it working back then.

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:41 PM. Reason : .]

11/9/2009 8:40:39 PM

well shit I've been on BC for 7 years and probably will be on it for another 20 years. oh well. I prefer 99% over 85%

Its called a cockring and maybe you should invest in one?

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:43 PM. Reason : advice]

11/9/2009 8:40:50 PM

ive heard of them.

doesn't Cecil's Emporium carry a selection?

11/9/2009 8:44:30 PM

i used to try to think of a really fat chick jumping rope and it worked for a while, but now it just makes it quicker.

now when i think its gona be too quick, i think of fields of corn, seems to work so far.

11/9/2009 8:45:08 PM

don't buy one. I have a used one I'll give to ya...

11/9/2009 8:45:13 PM

Quote :

"BLOWING YOUR NUT"

11/9/2009 8:45:24 PM

oh I didn't know he was married


but that boat thing was funny... I get what you're saying


blah I've been on it for almost 7 years now too

11/9/2009 8:45:59 PM

Quote :

"don't buy one. I have a used one I'll give to ya."

you know i cant fit that magnum sized shit. can you tighten it up a size or two?

11/9/2009 8:50:23 PM

...if you don't mind, why don't we twist it in half and both use it?

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:52 PM. Reason : it'll be like a real man's tug-o-war]

11/9/2009 8:52:10 PM

um, okay. think we can we find another team for the DVDA playoffs?

[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 8:55 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2009 8:54:58 PM

you bet your sweet white ass we can

11/9/2009 8:56:11 PM

well, i'm not going to touch balls with you, if that's what you mean. i hear that's gay.

11/9/2009 8:57:23 PM

bet that would keep you from coming too quick

11/9/2009 8:59:05 PM

I used to say my ABC's

11/9/2009 9:00:29 PM

baseball, cold showers

11/9/2009 9:01:55 PM

^^^ LOL!

I'm thinking so would video cameras and stage lighting and 70's action show theme music. wanna give it a whirl?

11/9/2009 9:03:05 PM

clear it with EMCE first.

11/9/2009 9:04:29 PM

hell, emce will BE there.

11/9/2009 9:05:17 PM

do girls in adult films utilize "fluffers" ?

11/9/2009 9:06:03 PM

Quote :

"i used to try to think of a really fat chick jumping rope and it worked for a while, but now it just makes it quicker."

damn, i know that aint gonna work. that's my jerking off material, right there.

Quote :

"I used to say my ABC's"

you know, if i imagine Big4Country singing the ABCs in his blackfaced Elmo suit... I think that'd be bulletproof.






[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 9:10 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2009 9:08:37 PM

hm.. i was at a funeral, and to keep myself from crying, i started going over the Atlanta Braves starting rotation and lineup.. got me real confused when i couldn't think of the CF, then i moved on to the Panthers starters... I dunno if this will help, but maybe...

11/9/2009 9:12:31 PM

Quote :

"let it pop. with an "oops, sorry babe" and maybe finish her off orally if she wants"

god i hope you dont eat your nut out of her cunt

11/9/2009 9:13:09 PM

^^ Well, i dont follow atlanta, and it wont work if Derek Jeter is starting.




^ shit, bro, don't play like you don't get a little snowball action every now and then.






[Edited on November 9, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : ]

11/9/2009 9:13:17 PM

Best thread in years

A++++ would buy from again

11/9/2009 9:23:00 PM

i clearly have much to learn

11/9/2009 10:59:50 PM

Quote :

"Or you could always rub one out half an hour to an hour before you know you're about to get some. Don't think I've done that since high school...but I remember it working back then"

11/9/2009 11:03:42 PM

lololol

11/9/2009 11:19:19 PM

just blow it and be like "BITCH GET OFF ME"

11/9/2009 11:27:11 PM

just say "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddddddddddd Im done. Thanks, goodnight" and go to sleep

11/9/2009 11:50:28 PM

I just say, "Bitch don't move, bitch don't move, don't move don't move don't move or I'll fucking aim it at your face goddamnit don't move."

Wait for shitstorm to pass, but don't remove penis... sudden temperature change and the popping out could trigger, just try to tolerate the warmth.

Get back to business.

11/9/2009 11:54:21 PM

You can't see me

11/9/2009 11:54:42 PM

Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven.

11/9/2009 11:55:58 PM

You could always think of me?

11/10/2009 12:35:42 AM

I bet you have a leftover tube of teething gel at home from the time your son was a baby.

Just spread some of that shit on your little man to numb it.

(or get an actual penis numbing cream)

11/10/2009 8:05:07 AM

Quote :

"Just pull out for a few seconds before you think you might blow. Once you've calmed down, go back to pounding the vag."

this

Quote :

"Its called a cockring and maybe you should invest in one?"

i've never used one, but i was under the impression that the primary purpose of a cockring was to keep blood in the penis for longer erections...not inhibit ejaculation

i've not read up on it, though, so i could be wrong

11/10/2009 8:10:31 AM

punch yourself in the nuts

11/10/2009 8:13:59 AM