My replies to you
Are in haiku format
Post away t-dub

11/17/2009 8:36:32 AM

1nd

11/17/2009 8:36:54 AM

2st

11/17/2009 8:37:11 AM

I guess I am third
to post here in this great thread
Alas I prevail

[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 8:38 AM. Reason : .]

11/17/2009 8:38:01 AM

This thread will live on
Posts will be made here daily
Never forget this

11/17/2009 10:46:39 AM

Do you not have jobs?
Wasting all your days away
Stupid forum site

11/17/2009 10:49:20 AM

Just so you know kid
Your first haiku and posting
Incorrect, it is

11/17/2009 10:54:47 AM

^^
I do have a job
Down time in between working
I must fill that void

^
You sir are correct
My second line is short one
Sometimes humans fail



[Edited on November 17, 2009 at 11:07 AM. Reason : .]

11/17/2009 11:04:43 AM

Hello pretty world
How beautiful the skies are
Daylight quickly goes

11/18/2009 10:01:57 AM

ITT pumps?

11/18/2009 10:08:17 AM

Quote :

"My replies to you Are in haiku format Post away t-dub"

The first post is fail
should be seven syllables
in the second line

redundant, I know
still thought I should point it out
just because it's fun

[Edited on November 18, 2009 at 10:36 AM. Reason : ]

11/18/2009 10:32:00 AM

i really really hate haikus

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message

11/18/2009 10:39:49 AM

^
Do not hate haikus
Just because they are so cool
That they make you mad

^^
I appreciate
Your thoroughness in this thread
To point out the flaws

[Edited on November 18, 2009 at 10:49 AM. Reason : .]

11/18/2009 10:48:38 AM

Today is pretty
Do not let the gloom scare you
It will soon leave us

11/19/2009 9:02:34 AM

Make a haiku about how gay Twilight is for ruining vampires.

11/19/2009 9:12:06 AM

Vampires are cool
Vampires suck human blood
But Twilight just sucks

11/19/2009 9:45:52 AM

haikus always seem
to be read in choppy tone
i hate them also

11/19/2009 11:37:27 AM

Twilight is quite gay
But that flick From Dusk Til Dawn?
That was some cool shit

11/19/2009 11:38:59 AM

The first poem thread
Was epic and much better
Than this stupid one

11/19/2009 12:07:32 PM

Vampire is two syllables. Haiku fail.

11/19/2009 12:12:11 PM

^interesting post...i'll bet that is debatable

"fire" has two syllables, why wouldnt vampire have 3?

11/19/2009 12:15:02 PM

it has 3 they are just retarded

11/19/2009 12:17:43 PM

So I just looked it up and apparently it depends on how you pronounce it. Fire can be one or two, vampire two or three.

^ Eat me.

11/19/2009 12:22:23 PM

You sir are correct
vampire is two syllables
I used it as three

(according to the dictionary, it's two, but I pronounce it as three, good example rhyming it with fire.)

I use http://www.wordcalc.com/index.php sometimes, but it's not always right. I digress


[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 12:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2009 12:23:22 PM

Quote :

"it depends on how you pronounce it. Fire can be one or two"

I pronounce it like Justin Timberlake in the Sony HDTV commercials after he gets that ping pong point on Peyton Manning

"I'm on fi-ya, I'm on fi-ya"

^that site says that "liar" is one syllable...how is that right?

[Edited on November 19, 2009 at 12:24 PM. Reason : .]

11/19/2009 12:23:27 PM

Quote :

"THE THREE WORDS QUOTED IN EPIC HAIKU FORMAT EMPHASIZES FAIL"

11/19/2009 12:25:00 PM

Thank goodness today
It is finally Friday
I am overjoyed

11/20/2009 8:53:12 AM

Good morning t-dub
I just had a fire drill
I was not amused

11/23/2009 10:57:27 AM

Quote :

"BIG BLACK PENIS"

11/23/2009 11:21:53 AM

You have ruined it
This thread was very sacred
But you shat on it

11/23/2009 11:23:29 AM

A few days have passed
Since I have posted in here
No thread left behind.

12/3/2009 1:59:42 PM

I now work at night
Looking for some distraction
To keep me awake

12/19/2009 4:31:52 AM

It is 5 o'clock
I don't know why I'm awake
Goodnight T-Dub-Dub

I didn't have to post in haiku I guess..

12/19/2009 5:03:16 AM

This fucking thread is
incredibly lame, yes sir
incredibly lame

12/19/2009 5:37:33 AM

I think you should go
Yes sir, get the fuck out now
You are not needed

12/19/2009 5:41:01 AM

Antagonism
That's what I was looking for
Mission accomplished

12/19/2009 5:43:58 AM

[Edited on December 19, 2009 at 6:03 AM. Reason : .]

12/19/2009 6:03:45 AM

god damn I hate you and other of your ilk

12/19/2009 6:11:32 AM

there has been at least
three haiku threads this year now,
but this is the worst

12/19/2009 7:22:01 AM