There once was a woman who was quite begat. She had three babies named Nat, Pat, and Tat. She said it was fun in the breeding, but found it was hell in the feeding, when she saw there was no tit for Tat.

11/19/2009 5:27:06 PM

oh LOOOOL you sooo nasty!!!

11/19/2009 5:28:35 PM

Isn't it pronounced "be-got"

but yeah

11/19/2009 5:28:44 PM

^ http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/begat

Limericks thread. Post em up!

11/19/2009 5:29:56 PM

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it!

11/19/2009 5:32:35 PM

There was a man from sprocket,
Who invented the nuclear rocket
The rocket went bang
His balls went clang
And his cock ended up in his pocket

11/20/2009 8:50:44 AM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/916-Wolfenstein

11/20/2009 9:15:35 AM