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"A guy has been trying for WEEKS to get some from his wife. Night after night she always has an excuse though. Finally one night she notices that he's taking an extra long time in the bathroom before coming to bed, so she falls asleep. A little while later she wakes up and feels him putting the moves on, and gives him the standard reply "Not, tonight honey, I've got a headache again" To which he replied "Perfect, I just powdered my penis with asprin! Now do you want that orally or as a suppository?" "

submitted by packguy381 on Tuesday, April 29 at 3:19 PM


http://brentroad.com/joke.aspx?joke=296

IMPRESSIVE

11/23/2009 1:00:32 AM

i loled inside

11/23/2009 1:01:51 AM

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"A lady approaches her priest & tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.” “Well, what do they say?” the priest inquired. “They only know how to say, Hi, we’re prostitutes. Want to have some fun?” “That’s terrible!” the priest exclaimed, “but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house & I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray & read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase & your female parrots will learn to praise and worship.” “Thank you!” the woman responded. The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest’s house. His two male parrots are holding rosary beads & praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots & the female parrots say, “Hi, we’re prostitutes, want to have some fun?” One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, “Put the beads away, our prayers have been answered!”"

11/23/2009 1:05:02 AM

11/23/2009 1:18:47 AM

it sucks pretty bad

11/23/2009 8:03:35 AM

anything written by 69

11/23/2009 8:54:24 AM

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"submitted by packguy381 "

pretty much explains why its bad

11/23/2009 8:57:11 AM

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 9:07 AM. Reason : k]

11/23/2009 9:07:07 AM

exactly, came off jokes.com

11/23/2009 9:07:15 AM

ok so was it expected that whatever funny the joke might produce would come from the "suppository" thing?
im working my little heart out trying to find this funny you guys

11/23/2009 9:27:23 PM

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"This blonde calls her boyfriend, Dave, "Dave, I have this puzzle I want to put together, but it is way to hard for me, will you come help me put it together?" says the blonde to her boyfriend. "Sure, what is the picture supose to look like?" the boyfriend asked. "Ummm.... It looks like some sort of cat, I think." she said. So Dave goes over the bonde's house. He walks in and sees his girlfriend sitting at a table full of corn flakes..."

DO YOU GET IT? IT WAS THE FROSTED FLAKES BOX.

thats actually a good story that was phrased in a way that makes it a terrible terrible joke

1/4/2010 12:13:59 AM

Corn flakes is a rooster or some shit

1/4/2010 12:22:59 AM

1/4/2010 12:26:36 AM