Inquiring minds want to know.

11/23/2009 1:09:00 PM

no we dont

11/23/2009 1:09:22 PM

JEEBUS CRISTO

not you too

11/23/2009 1:09:42 PM

So jaime, when are we going to hear the pitter patter of little feet around here?

11/23/2009 1:09:55 PM

BABIES EVERYWHERE

11/23/2009 1:11:06 PM

11/23/2009 1:11:45 PM

11/23/2009 1:12:07 PM

i just googled "Dead Babies" from work in order to find something to pic bomb this thread with

FML

11/23/2009 1:12:35 PM

Woman, get to work. Mom and Dad need grandkids, and I'm not making that happen anytime soon.

11/23/2009 1:12:47 PM

Why would you think that's a good idea?

I googled "anal" to tell you how anal you are about me making threads.

FML

11/23/2009 1:13:07 PM

I bet those results were better than mine.

11/23/2009 1:13:31 PM

we were making predictions for Allie's due date and i said that if Lilly comes on Dec. 9th, then i get to keep the baby

11/23/2009 1:14:52 PM

i remember when i first got on this god forsaken site, and everyone was just hoping to make friends with someone old enough to buy beer

and now we're all married having babies and shit

fucking lame

11/23/2009 1:16:52 PM

Woman. Why are you still typing? Shouldn't you be at home taking fertility drugs and making food filled with aphrodesiacs for my brother?

11/23/2009 1:18:06 PM

11/23/2009 1:18:28 PM

i just....can't....leave....

that and i'm quite content with my cats and have no desire to get fat(ter) and hormonal(er) right now

11/23/2009 1:18:56 PM

Well, don't get knocked up until we vacation in Cancun, k? BC I need a binge drinking buddy, and I don't want to have to throw you down the stairs.

11/23/2009 1:19:56 PM

^it's OK, i hear booze is alright during the first Trimester

11/23/2009 1:24:25 PM

What about cocaine? BC I don't plan to sleep in Cancun.

11/23/2009 1:25:59 PM

cocaine is fine for babies as long as you even it out with downers immediately after

11/23/2009 1:27:07 PM

duh, i'm sneaking that into cancun in my coochie. distract the drug dogs at the baggage claim k?

11/23/2009 1:27:22 PM

my sister-in-law promised to come over and change all my baby's stinky diapers



Would your sister-in-law promise the same to you?

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 1:28 PM. Reason : f]

11/23/2009 1:27:28 PM

^my sister-in-law promises to give my kids their first glass of Pinot Noir

11/23/2009 1:28:02 PM

sounds like an awesome aunt to me.

11/23/2009 1:33:03 PM

I'm also going to teach them how to mix a proper bloody mary and open my wine bottles. Gotta teach them practical skills.

11/23/2009 1:33:34 PM

fuck making babies

i just live

11/23/2009 1:37:29 PM

Quote :

"i remember when i first got on this god forsaken site, and everyone was just hoping to make friends with someone old enough to buy beer"

If you really want to purchase beer for someone else to illegally consume, I will be more than happy to assist you in reviving this forgone process.

11/23/2009 2:09:35 PM

Quote :

" Age : 19 Sex : M "

11/23/2009 2:10:18 PM

Exactly my point.

11/23/2009 2:20:15 PM

PM sent

11/23/2009 2:20:43 PM

1. eleusis brings a boombox to thanksgiving dinner.
2. He explains that he can't get his message across without singing
3. He sings this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOvTfkRNMLE
4. ???
5. Profit

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 2:56 PM. Reason : FUCK]

11/23/2009 2:55:46 PM

cause chuck norris kicked her in it

11/23/2009 2:59:26 PM

aw have a baby so i can make you scrapbooks for your kid

11/23/2009 3:03:01 PM

creepy

11/23/2009 3:03:29 PM

Quote :

"PM sent Deceptive Smile"

I know a lie when I read one, I see a goddamn red inbox woman, it's just plain red.

11/23/2009 11:38:25 PM

^^^

12/18/2009 9:05:16 AM

psssh

12/18/2009 9:06:23 AM

aha! Netstorm had a birthday since he last posted in this thread. his profile says he's 20 now!

12/18/2009 9:08:56 AM

lol

12/18/2009 9:08:56 AM