1) When you're dating someone and they have a birthday that they expect to be big, and not many people show up. So they're all looking out the window for people to arrive, but they're not gonna arrive. You then have to make the best out of the situation, pretend like you're having a great time, and also everyone is pretending. Then afterwords, you keep saying "that was a great time", and "ya know, it didn't matter that a lot of people didn't show up," trying to make them feel better. Oh, and it also sucks when there aren't a lot of guests to begin with, and then someone leaves after 15 mins. HAHAHAHAHA

2) This one time I went into the Blockbuster on Avent Ferry and school had just begun in the fall. There was this family in there around the Employment Center thing they have where you can fill out your application. The girl filling it out was obviously a freshman who was leaving the house for the first time. Her parents were telling her what to write on the application, her little siblings were running around the store, and she was yelling at her parents telling them that they were embarrassing her. She broke down crying all while yelling, "I'M AN ADULT NOW, I'M NOT A BABY..AND YOU'RE EMBARRASSING ME EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT ME".....then her dad started yelling about how if they were going to go broke sending her to school, he had to make sure she was going to get a job, even if he had to stand there and watch her fill it out. She ran outside crying, then he drug her back in, made her finish filling it out while he watched and she cried..there is NO WAY she got a job there after that......it was HILARIOUS

11/23/2009 2:13:58 PM

lmao

11/23/2009 2:16:24 PM

Girl: I'm pregnant

Guy: What are you going to do?

Girl: ಠ_ಠ

Guy: ...

Girl: ...

Guy:

11/23/2009 2:17:03 PM

3) Someone walks in on you while you're masturbating.

Alternatively...

3a) Someone walks in on you while you're on tww.

11/23/2009 2:18:12 PM

^2

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Guy & girl in shower while they think parents are out of the house

Both hear knock on door

Both hear guy's mother

"____, I need to speak with you. *stifled sob*"

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 2:19 PM. Reason : oops]

11/23/2009 2:19:05 PM

After the second date, the first kiss is always the most awkward moment for me. Not always, but usually.

V Yeah, perhaps that's lame?

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 2:46 PM. Reason : -]

11/23/2009 2:20:29 PM

You wait til after the 2nd date?

11/23/2009 2:21:46 PM

5749) you meet someone for the first time and they get really physically hurt

11/23/2009 2:45:34 PM

4) You start chatting it up with a pretty girl on a couch at a party. You're both sitting there for hours, drinking and laughing and having a good time. You even start making out at one point. Eventually one of you suggest going somewhere alone. She stands up for the first time since you've met and you immediately notice she has severe scoliosis; you're about to hook up with a limping, gimping hunch-back.

11/23/2009 3:04:18 PM

better than a club foot

11/23/2009 3:04:55 PM

You should of gathered that something was wrong with her, since everything was going so well.

11/23/2009 3:07:20 PM

your gf's mom walking in on her giving you a bj is pretty awkward, her face looked like this

11/23/2009 3:07:31 PM

^^ or if she had a penis

11/23/2009 3:08:00 PM

The awkward moment at the end of a first date. You get the half hug/kiss on cheek/go in for the kill moment. That's why I usually try to get both of us pretty liquored up...that plan has never failed. Few drinks = awkward...Drunk = long makeouts and usually more.

11/23/2009 3:12:26 PM

Someone makes a mess of a bathroom stall. You walk in, conduct your business, then walk out. Then the next person chews your ass out because they believe you left the smell, mess, etc.

11/23/2009 3:23:49 PM

when your friend leaves you alone with his friend that you just met and they start texting

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 3:28 PM. Reason : .]

11/23/2009 3:28:17 PM

When a friend is trying to set you up with someone but you don't wanna be set up with them and they leave you alone and make it obvious they are trying to get your together.

11/23/2009 3:37:31 PM

Quote :

"GET YOUR TOGETHER"

11/23/2009 3:40:16 PM

11/23/2009 3:44:05 PM

When your friend tries setting you up with someone and pressures you to go over there and talk to him while he is talking to another girl. You argue about it and then finally walk over there to shut them up. The other girl walks away after you say hello and he turns around and says "you made her leave! " Then your friends yells at him and so he comes over for a pity dance.

11/23/2009 3:51:19 PM

..lol..wut...that really happened?...whad they think was going to happen?

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 3:53 PM. Reason : that is awkward]

11/23/2009 3:52:44 PM

my entire life is awkward
thats how i roll!

11/23/2009 3:55:02 PM

that's how i wobble!

11/23/2009 3:56:11 PM

damn right!

11/23/2009 3:56:40 PM

When your buddy asks you to drive him to the jail house so he can turn himself in....you laugh because you think he's kidding, but he doesnt laugh back...

Be right over.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 4:00 PM. Reason : d]

11/23/2009 3:58:42 PM

when you're at the taco bell on campus and the 2 blacks girls working there start commenting on your ass and your friend grabs you and turns you around and starts describing your ass in detail as everyone is staring at you. Then the cooks in the back start blowing kisses and winking at you. I went home and threw those shorts away and didn't wear shorts for about a year or more.

11/23/2009 3:58:44 PM

shut up, you loved it.

11/23/2009 4:00:22 PM

nooo i was really really embarrassed. Probably the most embarrassing experience in college.

11/23/2009 4:03:01 PM

ooooh

one time i was out in colorado hanging out with an estranged friend, and she introduced me to her JAp friend. We were walking into the liquor store and i started talking shit about John Denver...went on for a couple minutes. When i finally take a breathe, she let's me know that John fucking denver is her deceased godfather

man...I like grandmaws feather bed.

[Edited on November 23, 2009 at 4:05 PM. Reason : o]

11/23/2009 4:03:17 PM

^^

Just based on the way you described it, you loved it, and still do.

11/23/2009 4:08:23 PM

haha at Lutheridge we would have awkward tag (we had to come up with lame games like that to entertain ourselves while we had campers around)

We would go up to someone and just randomly stroke them on the face and softly say "tag you're it"

11/23/2009 4:12:20 PM

awkward turtle

11/23/2009 4:12:54 PM

^^ you don't have to believe me. w/e

I did learn a lesson that day tho. It was time to retire the short shorts.

11/23/2009 4:25:07 PM

OK, WE GET IT

11/23/2009 4:25:36 PM

oh, she'd get it

11/23/2009 4:25:58 PM

k. moving on. My friend was on a first date and the guy threw up in his plate at Outback. She asked him to go the the restroom but he insisted he was fine. After about the third time he finally got up. After the date was over he tried to kiss her. lol

11/23/2009 4:29:36 PM

she looked that bad huh?

11/23/2009 4:32:31 PM

When you are dragged along with your girlfriend to hang out with her friend and her friend's bf. Both girls go the bathroom and you are forced to make small talk with homeboy who is like the complete opposite of you.

11/23/2009 4:33:09 PM

^hahahahah damn, i hate that i didn't think of that first!~

PRIME EXAMPLE.

11/23/2009 4:34:32 PM

i sit and stare

11/23/2009 4:34:34 PM

awkward salmon

11/23/2009 4:37:52 PM

You host a party and everyone has left and there is that last person that wants to hang around.

11/23/2009 4:44:01 PM

A friend set me up with his girlfriend's friend. He showed me a picture of her, kinda small but curvy, cute, blond. His girlfriend neglected to tell either of us that this girls previous boyfriend had died like 4 months ago, and that he had the same name as me.

11/23/2009 4:54:48 PM

When you go with a friend to Beerfest and get puked on by said friend.

11/23/2009 5:09:10 PM

When you go with a friend to Beerfest and puke on said friend.

11/23/2009 5:13:04 PM

when i kick your fucking derriere

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/23/2009 5:14:21 PM

I'm guessing you puked on Peter

11/23/2009 5:14:46 PM

what?! How'd you know? Someone has been running their mouth.

11/23/2009 5:22:38 PM

i didn't do it

11/23/2009 5:23:12 PM

awkward timber.

11/23/2009 5:24:48 PM