Tell me funny/cool/mood lightening things ITT.

11/24/2009 10:51:12 AM

2 guys walk into a bar



the third guy ducked

11/24/2009 10:51:37 AM

I think you should break up with your girlfriend.

11/24/2009 10:51:58 AM

Dan I love you man!

11/24/2009 10:52:39 AM

Trust me, this is happening. I just don't handle these things well.

^No homo, Ryan!

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 10:53 AM. Reason : lol]

11/24/2009 10:52:45 AM

stalled the blak lung on the burnout pad with the TC locked my egt's were around 1000 when this happened, and trans was ~210

11/24/2009 10:52:50 AM

i'm gonna go poop. it will probably be a loud gassy poop. does that make you happy?

11/24/2009 10:53:33 AM

Want to take a look at my '92 paseo and tell me why it's stalling/not turning on sometimes?

11/24/2009 10:53:37 AM

That ain't nothing. you had 300 more degrees to go on the pyro! And about 75 on the tranny!

11/24/2009 10:53:43 AM

You're the only person I know that can consume a ton of espresso and then go home and take a nap.

11/24/2009 10:53:55 AM

Troo dat. I forgot all about those days.

miska...I can't believe you still have that car.

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 10:54 AM. Reason : miska...]

11/24/2009 10:54:23 AM

I did peg 1600 a few times on the pad.... before the smoke filled the cab with the windows up

11/24/2009 10:55:48 AM

I dropped by Royal Bean the other week for the first time in years...apparently its under new management.

11/24/2009 10:55:52 AM

I haven't been in the Bean in more than 2 years. My how time flies.

11/24/2009 11:07:34 AM

baby seal walks into a club

11/24/2009 11:09:03 AM

so far, djeternal wins, out of pure inanity.

11/24/2009 11:11:31 AM

Check your PM, sir. I believe hillarity will ensue.

11/24/2009 11:11:41 AM

That was a good one!

11/24/2009 11:15:05 AM

I try.

11/24/2009 11:18:48 AM

cheer up buddy!

11/24/2009 11:20:40 AM

A fish flops into a bar. Bartender says "So, what can I get you?" Fish says "Water".

11/24/2009 11:25:27 AM

Quote :

"Dan I love you man!"

11/24/2009 12:05:43 PM

11/24/2009 12:10:33 PM

Someday you're going to die.

11/24/2009 12:11:23 PM

11/24/2009 12:11:41 PM

Michael J. Fox can't stop when it's Hammertime. Because of Parkinson's.

11/24/2009 12:13:27 PM

I'm going to do it Dan. JUST FOR YOU. I'm GOING to do it.

11/24/2009 12:14:33 PM

Thanks, everybody. I guess it's just gonna take time. Guess I'm just gonna have to feel sad and get it out of the way.

11/24/2009 12:26:50 PM

^^ w0w

11/24/2009 12:27:48 PM

remember when you were 6 and your dog died?

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/24/2009 12:28:37 PM

I didn't have a dog. I had a kitten. And yes, he died. I cried all day.

11/24/2009 12:31:02 PM

^^
That is all kinds of fucked up.

11/24/2009 12:31:51 PM

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11/24/2009 12:32:26 PM

Michael J. Fox can see hummingbirds flapping their wings. Because of Parkinson's.

11/24/2009 12:34:26 PM

^holy mother of god... lol

11/24/2009 12:46:26 PM

Maya likes to bark at our dog and tell her "night night"

11/24/2009 12:48:38 PM

haha - does the dog find that strange?

11/24/2009 12:49:34 PM

Rew just rolls over and wants her to pet her belly. Rew is a very happy dog and wants attention all the time so I think she enjoys the attention.

11/24/2009 12:51:23 PM

Changing a rear main in a jeep would cheer you up

J/K Dan

Just go outside and look at the wrenches I have stuffed underneath my leaf springs as shims...that's sure to be a good laugh!

11/24/2009 12:54:05 PM

Dude, I gotta move yer jeep over to my buddy's house off of western if that's cool with you. I had to leave my house...sudden, I know.

11/24/2009 12:57:57 PM

Damn dude, yeah that's cool. You've got PM.

11/24/2009 1:14:48 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0mL_ViBWes

To quote youtube:
"oh man this video makes my dick so hard and my fingers so flaccid"

[Edited on November 24, 2009 at 1:21 PM. Reason : .]

11/24/2009 1:21:08 PM

Watch this Top Gear video with Ken Block tearing shit up, no way you won't smile.

http://www.topgear.com/uk/videos/ken-from-the-block?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium

11/24/2009 1:28:16 PM

11/24/2009 1:46:15 PM

^^ If Ken block videos are going to cheer him up, he should check out Gymkana 2.1

Yes, that is 2.1 I thought it was hilarious as hell.

Here it is iirc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQ48NQjouoE

11/24/2009 1:49:15 PM

it's gonna be turkey day soon! there's somethin to smile about

11/24/2009 1:57:39 PM

are u sure? Because if u are not sure, then u should change that statements as not to mislead him.

11/24/2009 1:58:44 PM

Yeah, it'll be me and my folks. I guess it's a good thing, because Mom pretty much said she be damn tempted to beat the shit out of my gf on sight.

11/24/2009 2:00:01 PM

^oh dang. gf drama? uh oh...sorry to hear! hope it gets better.

11/24/2009 2:01:53 PM

oh it's drama alright. I hate drama. Last year we got engaged...broke it off about 4 months later. And it's just been downhill since.

11/24/2009 2:08:38 PM