We broke up. And it didn't go horribly. Knock on wood. Twice.

11/25/2009 1:56:11 PM

I need a little more info if I'm going to show any interest in this thread

11/25/2009 1:58:36 PM

Dude, you should celebrate with a massive dookie

11/25/2009 1:59:20 PM

Because you touch yourself?

11/25/2009 1:59:44 PM

You should keep this all in one thread so its easier to follow the drama as it unfolds

11/25/2009 2:01:16 PM

do we know the female mentioned?

or male. honestly i don't know because i don't keep up with your posts.

11/25/2009 2:02:22 PM

Post her nudes here. I know you got them. You'll feel better if you do.

11/25/2009 2:09:26 PM

pikey

you don't want to see them

11/25/2009 2:10:40 PM

Yeah i do.

Right?

11/25/2009 2:11:12 PM

Pikey can beat to just about anything

we're kindred spirits in that regard

11/25/2009 2:16:02 PM

11/25/2009 2:16:29 PM

pikey will you please trust me just this once

11/25/2009 2:17:42 PM

No nudes...but she ain't bad looking. A very few of you know her...but that's pretty much limited to my Garage rats.

For those of you who don't know...about 20 months with this one, cohabitated for 14, engaged for all of 4 or 5 months. It's been a regular roller coaster ride...and we finally decided our personalities just don't mesh well at all. Kinda sad, but in all reality, she ain't what I want, and I ain't what she wants. Now we just gotta sort out all the pieces and be done.

11/25/2009 2:21:32 PM

awesome that you can move on so quickly....good luck!

11/25/2009 2:22:33 PM

I've been undecided about this for quite a few months. I guess I knew it was coming, but I didn't want to throw away all the history...which, we know, is sometimes the only smart thing to do.

11/25/2009 2:23:50 PM

sounds a little too familiar.. glad to see it wasn't too brutal for either of you

11/25/2009 2:23:54 PM

That sucks Dan, sorry to hear that man

11/25/2009 2:27:04 PM

gonna go live in a garbage can?

11/25/2009 2:31:29 PM

sorry to hear man, but glad for you in that you can do more things that you want to do now or doo doo now hollaatabrotha

11/25/2009 2:32:29 PM

No...thankfully, I make decent moneys and also have a good friend or two with extra room. I just gotta figure out what to do with my labradoodle and my two cats.

I'm really feeling the urge to go pull a Tucker Max right about now.

11/25/2009 2:32:45 PM

tucker max isn't real

don't be like tucker max

11/25/2009 2:34:46 PM

I do prefer wimmens closer to my own age. If I want decent conversation...

11/25/2009 2:35:33 PM

You're not looking to permanently get rid of the furry children are you???

11/25/2009 2:37:39 PM

Billytalent

Can you please name a celebrity that most closely resembles said ex gf? Please be honest and non biased.

11/25/2009 2:47:55 PM

I don't wanna get rid of the furry chillens. I just need temporary arrangements.

11/25/2009 2:56:10 PM

more than twice means youre playing with it

11/25/2009 3:30:46 PM

glad to hear it didn't get ugly

11/25/2009 3:34:22 PM

Well, it's still not great by a long shot. We're both very upset about it.

11/25/2009 3:44:26 PM

Now that you're broken up, it's time to post her nudes on TWW.

11/25/2009 3:44:41 PM

A. no nudes.

B. Even with all the animosity that has gone back and forth, I still respect her.

11/25/2009 5:53:28 PM

Congrats, Dan. Good luck. You'll both be better off.

11/25/2009 5:59:36 PM

Sry to hear this Dan.

11/25/2009 6:05:11 PM

No nudes + 14 month relationship = ugly girlfriend

Sorry dude - she's nasty.

11/25/2009 8:14:51 PM

^ 100% correct analysis

11/25/2009 8:40:54 PM

Indecision tears me up inside. So does Taco Bell. Once I make a call, though, I'm good to go.

11/25/2009 8:49:29 PM

This is tougher than trying to piss through the eye of a needle in a windstorm.

Mutual breakups FTL

11/30/2009 7:38:54 PM

get some vidya games and some vodka. youll be aight

11/30/2009 7:42:01 PM

Hmmm...vidya games.
Hmmm...vodka.

I dunno, sir. I'm a social animal.

11/30/2009 7:50:46 PM

This shit sucks.

12/3/2009 1:17:13 PM

I assume the problem is that you miss her???

12/3/2009 1:27:47 PM

Oh yeah. I mean that's a given.

Not that there aren't plenty of fish in the sea...because there are. It's the history with that one and the fact that if a few things had gone differently then things would have likely worked out well...and still could. And the fit is really pretty good. The last year has been a really rough year.

12/3/2009 1:31:54 PM

The best way to get over one girl is to get under another

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 1:36 PM. Reason : now don't ya'll look dumb]

12/3/2009 1:32:04 PM

Jared...it's supposed to be:

"The best way to get over one girl is to get under another."

LAWL

12/3/2009 1:32:52 PM

^^umm...

^yeah what he said

12/3/2009 1:33:09 PM

^^^ yea, i thought you had it wrong

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 1:33 PM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 1:33:15 PM

holy shit i've been saying it wrong for years....fuck me

12/3/2009 1:35:46 PM

you're like that annoying guy who says "oh shit, this is my favorite song!" then proceeds to sing the wrong lyrics.

12/3/2009 1:36:53 PM

its not your favorite until you make it your own

12/3/2009 1:37:30 PM

yeah break ups suck, but it is for the best and you'll be happy again soon.

>---- ----<

12/3/2009 1:37:40 PM

is that an e-hug?

12/3/2009 1:39:23 PM