Tiger Woods, 1975 - 2009

We barely knew you.

11/28/2009 2:39:14 AM

Wonder if he has a prenup

11/28/2009 2:40:38 AM

You know Tiger Woods isn't dead and that's a pic of Michael Jackson, right? I feel like there is a point to this thread and I'm missing it.

11/28/2009 2:45:59 AM

what you talkin bout, skack?

11/28/2009 2:48:31 AM

that isn't michael jackson

11/28/2009 7:06:32 AM

looks like bow wow

11/28/2009 10:34:51 AM

Goodnight sweet prince.

11/28/2009 10:36:18 AM

no the guy pictured is tiger woods and was only in one movie. It was called roll bounce

11/28/2009 10:36:44 AM

In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men

11/28/2009 10:42:11 AM

i've never seen a post-mortem picture of dana plato before

11/28/2009 10:44:24 AM

is he do a "Dat ass" pose

11/28/2009 10:48:35 AM

Did he died?!

11/28/2009 6:39:08 PM

What you talkin about...sweet prince

11/28/2009 6:40:11 PM

WHAT?? WHEN DID HE DIE??

NIKE IS GONNA BE PISSED!!!


STEVIE!!!!!

11/28/2009 6:50:11 PM

11/29/2009 12:12:49 AM

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV
Posted Nov 28th 2009 8:35PM by TMZ Staff

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"Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident. Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant. We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club. We're told Woods became 'distracted,' thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree. We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene."

http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

11/29/2009 4:25:06 AM

TMZ has been on the ball with their reporting on tiger woods. They are not often taken that seriously, but have been known in the past to get the real scoop on things, before the sources that people consider to be more reputable.(http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/29/AR2009072901110.html)

I mean hell, the story had broke for only about 5 hours before TMZ was posting what had actually happened.

11/29/2009 4:31:48 AM

Today, we are all Tiger Woods.

11/29/2009 4:55:00 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtTTKpYiaQ

11/29/2009 4:56:59 AM

Tiger Woods y'all, Tiger Woods y'all, it's all good y'all

11/29/2009 11:07:31 AM

^^^^yea TMZ is getting a lot better at being a more "real" news source

11/29/2009 11:11:48 AM

The alleged mistress, Rachel Uchitel, sure knows how to assume the position:

11/30/2009 6:48:03 AM

his wife is GORGEOUS and the hooker waitress is just kind of gross looking.

she was just trying to knock some sense into him

11/30/2009 7:03:08 AM

I believe you have that backwards.

11/30/2009 7:10:27 AM

the mistress definitely isn't gross looking

11/30/2009 7:14:44 AM

i googled her. she looks like your typical slutbag.

11/30/2009 7:30:59 AM

Oh shit, you googled her? Nevermind then.

11/30/2009 7:33:44 AM

I did a little googling myself...

Here are a few of his mistress's email addys:

rachel@taolasvegas.com
ruchitel@thegriffinny.com
uchitelr@yahoo.com

11/30/2009 7:54:07 AM

^ as in I looked at more than just that picture fuckwad



do not want

11/30/2009 7:55:43 AM

whatever you'd eat her gooch

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11/30/2009 8:01:29 AM

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"do not want"

11/30/2009 8:26:09 AM

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"his wife is GORGEOUS and the hooker waitress is just kind of gross looking. she was just trying to knock some sense into him"

agreed except the opposite



wife on right. yuck



mistress on the right. looks hot in the takes it in the ass way

11/30/2009 8:30:02 AM

haha that is a horrible picture of her you can't go off of just that

11/30/2009 8:31:53 AM

There has GOT to have a pre-nup. I can't see him being that stupid as to not have one. And I can't see her getting so upset as to beat him if he didn't have one.

11/30/2009 8:33:00 AM

it's rumored she had an affair with david boreanaz or w/e his name is from bones too

she's a skaaaaaaaank

11/30/2009 8:34:13 AM

i always thought tiger was a good guy

11/30/2009 8:37:04 AM

Let a playa play.

11/30/2009 8:37:25 AM

Joe don't be a douche.

11/30/2009 9:22:54 AM

For one night and one night only, the majority of us on TWW can say that we out drove Tiger Woods.

11/30/2009 1:05:23 PM

his wife went up about 3 notches in my book

11/30/2009 2:03:31 PM

when does the new tiger woods boxing wii game come out

11/30/2009 2:04:15 PM

tiger's wife is "wake up in the morning" hot

that slutbag is "1:glaze, 2:polish, 3:spot-heal, 4:apply whore paste, 5:let dry, 6:repeat steps 1 through 2" hot

11/30/2009 2:14:25 PM

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"his wife went up about 3 notches in my book "

i think you should be allowed to beat the crap out of your husband OR wife if they're cheating on you

sometimes, domestic violence is more than acceptable and i applaud her for it (if he was indeed cheating and she did indeed attack him)

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"tiger's wife is "wake up in the morning" hot that slutbag is "1:glaze, 2:polish, 3:spot-heal, 4:apply whore paste, 5:let dry, 6:repeat steps 1 through 2" hot"

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 2:16 PM. Reason : .]

11/30/2009 2:16:33 PM

he definitely did

and she DEFINITELY did

he deserved it and he'll live. she gave him 2 kids and he went and got the herp from Skanky McSkankskank

11/30/2009 2:18:19 PM

11/30/2009 2:18:37 PM

If she was cheating on him, would it be okay for him to beat her?

11/30/2009 2:20:48 PM

she got dat lazy eye?

11/30/2009 2:21:28 PM

Thats not funny. She had a stroke.

[Edited on November 30, 2009 at 2:22 PM. Reason : ...shaved off his handicap. LOL get it??!?! OMG!!>1]

11/30/2009 2:22:07 PM

syphilis all fucking up her brains and shit

11/30/2009 2:22:47 PM

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"If she was cheating on him, would it be okay for him to beat her?"

that's what i implied, yes...they're no excuse for cheating (whenever i say this, i picture the lucky number slevin scene)...but if it's okay for a wife to beat a cheating husband, i think a husband should be able to beat a cheating wife

not like...breaking bones or anything...but a black eye or a busted lip is more than acceptable

11/30/2009 2:22:51 PM