great movie

(ratsoup don't spoil it)

12/1/2009 11:15:53 PM

I was waiting for this. gg


SWOON!!!!

12/1/2009 11:17:13 PM

better than the first!

12/1/2009 11:17:39 PM

oh hush

12/1/2009 11:18:20 PM

It's great how this series favorably portrays a girl who is absolutely helpless and constantly needs a man to define her very existence. This could only have come from a sexually repressed Mormon woman.

12/1/2009 11:20:18 PM

It really wasn't that bad, except for how long it was because every scene with Edward drug on forever.

12/1/2009 11:20:38 PM

I thought we were suppose to pick teams

12/1/2009 11:21:27 PM

Bella and Edward finally get married and can now have sex, however Edward is scared to do so because he is super strong and is afraid of hurting her. Eventually Bella wears him down and, believe it or not, is knocked unconscious and left badly bruised after their first session, which even leaves the headboard destroyed. She still goes back for seconds, gets knocked up (by an undead vampire) and the ensuing pregnancy becomes incredibly painful as a result of the speed the baby is growing as its powerful kicks break her ribs and sever her spine. This leads Edward to give Bella an emergency C-section with his teeth before turning her into a vampire to save her life with super-healing undead-vampire powers. (Stop laughing)

Sounds exciting right? Well, apparently Jacob, the werewolf played by Taylor Lautner, falls in love with Bella's baby (like actual love) and can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. I have asked a friend if this last part is actually true because it is so ridiculous and she confirms saying they have a "connection" and Jacob gets extremely protective of Renesmee. Oh, did I forget to say that was the baby's name? It's okay, sounds about right doesn't it? Bella. Edward. Renesmee. Okay, maybe not. I guess they weren't looking in the big book of baby names for their little one.

As for Jacob's werewolf love for a human baby Wikipedia simplifies it nicely:

Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints" — an involuntary response in which a werewolf finds his soul mate — on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee.

I would say you can't make this stuff up, but Stephenie Meyer obviously has.

12/1/2009 11:22:51 PM

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/1107-New-Moon

12/1/2009 11:22:52 PM

So in the next book does he fuck the baby? I have to know. I'm lmao-ing here.

12/1/2009 11:25:25 PM

i don't know anyone who has read the books, but i really, really hope that's what happens. werewolf dude falling in love with a fucking baby. that's fuckin awesome.

12/1/2009 11:27:00 PM

I bet he does, and the baby gets pregnant and has tiny werewolf-human-vampire tripple hybrids, which themselves reproduce in litters like dogs and have all the powers of both, and they kill everyone on earth.

12/1/2009 11:29:33 PM

werewolf baby fucking itt

12/1/2009 11:31:16 PM

that is sooooo not the poster for it, that was a fan made poster

12/1/2009 11:36:02 PM

Holy emo teenage clusterfuck, Batman.

12/1/2009 11:37:27 PM

12/1/2009 11:38:01 PM

HEY BITCH GET THE FUCK AWAY GFROM THAT GUYS WEINER HE WANTS TO BABYFUCK YOUR UNBORN BABBY

12/1/2009 11:39:03 PM

ITS CALLED IMPRINTING DAMNIT!!!

12/1/2009 11:40:06 PM

That is the poster.

12/1/2009 11:40:35 PM

oh you know I know

12/1/2009 11:40:58 PM

HE DICK LOOK LIKE A WOLF DICK AT ALL TIMES EVEN WHEN HE LOOK LIKE A PERSON HE DICK STILL COME OUT LIKE A WOLFS DICK

12/1/2009 11:41:05 PM

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE

12/1/2009 11:44:39 PM

^MOTHER FUCKER!!!! I haven't gotten that far yet!

12/1/2009 11:45:20 PM

WHAT ABOUT RENESMEE???

12/1/2009 11:45:26 PM

BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD THE WHOLE TIME

THE GUY LYING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR IN SAW IS THE BAD GUY

IT WAS ALL IN HIS HEAD IN FIGHT CLUB

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"WHAT ABOUT RENESMEE???"

MORE LIKE RAPESMEE APPARENTLY

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason : RAPESMEE]

12/1/2009 11:45:56 PM

SHUT UP! DAMN IT I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET!~

12/1/2009 11:46:15 PM

[user]melandelyn[/user] got mad at me one day when i casually mentioned that snape killed dumbledore as a joke, i told her theres a statute of limitations on that shit and she needs to get with the times

true story

[Edited on December 1, 2009 at 11:48 PM. Reason : .]

12/1/2009 11:48:12 PM

12/1/2009 11:49:28 PM

my friend actually ruined saw for me. i told him on aim i had rented it and was about to watch it and he said all i need to know was the guy lying in the middle of the floor is the bad guy. biggest dick move ever.

12/1/2009 11:49:38 PM

the previous generation just had to say "vader is luke's father"

12/1/2009 11:54:03 PM

VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER AND TAKES LUKE'SS COMICALLY LARGE DICK INTO HIS WOLF PUSSY FOR SEX

12/1/2009 11:57:10 PM

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"[user]melandelyn[/user] got mad at me one day when i casually mentioned that snape killed dumbledore as a joke, i told her theres a statute of limitations on that shit and she needs to get with the times"

I had someone get pissed at me the other week when I said who Kaiser Sose was. If you haven't seen that movie by now, you never were

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"I bet he does, and the baby gets pregnant and has tiny werewolf-human-vampire tripple hybrids, which themselves reproduce in litters like dogs and have all the powers of both, and they kill everyone on earth."

If this was how the plot actually went, I'd waste my time reading the books just for lulz

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:01 AM. Reason : .]

12/1/2009 11:58:47 PM

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"Bella and Edward finally get married and can now have sex, however Edward is scared to do so because he is super strong and is afraid of hurting her. Eventually Bella wears him down and, believe it or not, is knocked unconscious and left badly bruised after their first session, which even leaves the headboard destroyed. She still goes back for seconds, gets knocked up (by an undead vampire) and the ensuing pregnancy becomes incredibly painful as a result of the speed the baby is growing as its powerful kicks break her ribs and sever her spine. This leads Edward to give Bella an emergency C-section with his teeth before turning her into a vampire to save her life with super-healing undead-vampire powers. (Stop laughing) Sounds exciting right? Well, apparently Jacob, the werewolf played by Taylor Lautner, falls in love with Bella's baby (like actual love) and can't stand to be away from it and visits everyday. I have asked a friend if this last part is actually true because it is so ridiculous and she confirms saying they have a "connection" and Jacob gets extremely protective of Renesmee. Oh, did I forget to say that was the baby's name? It's okay, sounds about right doesn't it? Bella. Edward. Renesmee. Okay, maybe not. I guess they weren't looking in the big book of baby names for their little one. As for Jacob's werewolf love for a human baby Wikipedia simplifies it nicely: Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints" — an involuntary response in which a werewolf finds his soul mate — on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee. I would say you can't make this stuff up, but Stephenie Meyer obviously has."

Are you fucking serious? Wikipedia is known to be bullshit sometimes you know unless someone has actually seen it

Also, I've never seen Sixth Sense because someone told me Willis was dead the whole time

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:38 AM. Reason : 6th sense]

12/2/2009 12:32:12 AM

^ Yes, sadly that is fucking serious.

12/2/2009 12:40:21 AM

THIS GUY



ALSO PLAYED THIS GUY


Shark Boy and Lava Girl

[Edited on December 2, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : -]

12/2/2009 12:52:42 AM

i'm reading the title of this and wondering how you made such a similarly named thread BEFORE i did. like you copied me before i made mine or something.

12/2/2009 12:54:31 AM

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"werewolf baby fucking itt"

hahahaha that statement right there made me lose it.

12/2/2009 9:59:54 AM

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"Are you fucking serious? Wikipedia is known to be bullshit sometimes you know unless someone has actually seen it "

i didn't get it from wikipedia

12/2/2009 1:48:48 PM