or a story/epic tale

everyone add a line to the previous one

we'll end the poem/story/epic tale as we see fit

it doesn't have to rhyme, or make sense or anything

unless you want it to

I'll start:


DNL thinks we are retarded; who is he fooling, with his Beowulf self?

12/3/2009 2:00:58 AM

12/3/2009 2:02:21 AM

DNL thinks we are retarded; who is he fooling, with his Beowulf self?
NCSU is not the funniest college. not by a long shot.

12/3/2009 2:03:01 AM

DNL thinks we are retarded; who is he fooling, with his Beowulf self?
NCSU is not the funniest college. not by a long shot.
She is my everything.

12/3/2009 2:04:50 AM

santa claus is a faggot pedo elf

12/3/2009 2:05:17 AM

DNL thinks we are retarded; who is he fooling, with his Beowulf self?
NCSU is not the funniest college. not by a long shot.
She is my everything.
Ya say it's ya birthday.

12/3/2009 2:05:24 AM

DNL thinks we are retarded; who is he fooling, with his Beowulf self?
NCSU is not the funniest college. not by a long shot.
She is my everything.
Ya say it's ya birthday.
But I just don't think this thread is going to make it.

12/3/2009 2:06:18 AM

gd. if its that big of a deal i'll look through my posts and see if hes posted. haven't changed my password since I got my wolfweb account.

12/3/2009 2:06:32 AM

DNL thinks we are retarded; who is he fooling, with his Beowulf self?
NCSU is not the funniest college. not by a long shot.
She is my everything.
Ya say it's ya birthday.
But I just don't think this thread is going to make it.
ReceiveDeath is everything special to defense.
gd.
if its that big of a deal i'll look through my posts and see if hes posted.
haven't changed my password since I got my wolfweb account.

-Poem No. 1 (composed by BubbleBobble, drunknloaded and joe_schmoe)

12/3/2009 2:06:45 AM

I'm best at poem threads while getting drunk on irish car bombs

12/3/2009 2:08:59 AM

transparent

12/3/2009 2:09:47 AM

Quote :

"haven't changed my password since I got my wolfweb account."

mmm hmmmm.

"plausible deniability"

niiiiice.

12/3/2009 2:09:51 AM

transparent
frogs

12/3/2009 2:11:11 AM

sent on a trip

12/3/2009 2:13:43 AM

transparent frogs
sent on a trip
on-board a ship

12/3/2009 2:14:10 AM

with a bowl of dip

12/3/2009 2:15:12 AM

covered in sauce

12/3/2009 2:15:39 AM

who's the boss?

12/3/2009 2:15:52 AM

a man named Bob Ross

12/3/2009 2:17:48 AM

transparent frogs
sent on a trip
on-board a ship
with a bowl of dip
covered in sauce
who's the boss?
a man named Bob Ross
Hannah Montana lip gloss

--END OF FIRST STANZA

12/3/2009 2:18:30 AM

painting the waves of space

12/3/2009 2:19:03 AM

transparent frogs
sent on a trip
on-board a ship
with a bowl of dip
covered in sauce
who's the boss?
a man named Bob Ross
Hannah Montana lip gloss
painting the waves of space

-Poem No. 2 (composed by GREEN JAY, BubbleBobble, th3oretecht and tromboner950)



I think we're done with poem no. 2!

12/3/2009 2:19:40 AM

definitely

12/3/2009 2:20:46 AM

HIT IT SOMEONE ELSE!

12/3/2009 2:22:14 AM

smelling of putrescence
smelling of death
smelling of incense
smelling of flowers

12/3/2009 2:22:34 AM

smelling of putrescence
smelling of death
smelling of incense
smelling of flowers
and a happy cat

12/3/2009 2:23:39 AM

on a keyboard in space

12/3/2009 2:23:52 AM

with tuna breath and catnip

12/3/2009 2:24:50 AM

smelling of putrescence
smelling of death
smelling of incense
smelling of flowers
and a happy cat
on a keyboard in space
with tuna breath and catnip
summons all the angels

12/3/2009 2:25:20 AM

falling from the blunt of human existence

12/3/2009 2:25:33 AM

to sing the song that ends the universe

12/3/2009 2:25:51 AM

a little out of key

12/3/2009 2:26:32 AM

i paid my ticket nonetheless

12/3/2009 2:27:08 AM

smelling of putrescence
smelling of death
smelling of incense
smelling of flowers
and a happy cat
on a keyboard in space
with tuna breath and catnip
summons all the angels
falling from the blunt of human existence
to sing the song that ends the universe
a little out of key
I feel strangely out of tune

12/3/2009 2:27:13 AM

so I'll go rock some Dune

12/3/2009 2:27:50 AM

and howl at the moon

12/3/2009 2:28:21 AM

NIGGERS»

12/3/2009 2:28:29 AM

smelling of putrescence
smelling of death
smelling of incense
smelling of flowers
and a happy cat
on a keyboard in space
with tuna breath and catnip
summons all the angels
falling from the blunt of human existence
to sing the song that ends the universe
a little out of key
I feel strangely out of tune
so I'll go rock some Dune
and howl at the moon
NIGGERS EDITED FOR RACISM!!!

12/3/2009 2:29:39 AM

someday... soon

12/3/2009 2:30:01 AM

^^nice edit

12/3/2009 2:32:02 AM

smelling of putrescence
smelling of death
smelling of incense
smelling of flowers
and a happy cat
on a keyboard in space
with tuna breath and catnip
summons all the angels
falling from the blunt of human existence
to sing the song that ends the universe
a little out of key
I feel strangely out of tune
so I'll go rock some Dune
and howl at the moon
NIGGERS EDITED FOR RACISM!!!
someday... soon

-Poem No. 3 (composed by GREEN JAY, BubbleBobble, th3oretecht and tromboner950)

12/3/2009 2:32:31 AM

oh for heavens sake!

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 2:35 AM. Reason : geez]

12/3/2009 2:32:57 AM

TOGETHER NOT ALL AT ONCE!!

GEEZ, CUT!!!

12/3/2009 2:33:53 AM

^^try to seem less like dnl. that post doesn't help you.

^^^Gentlemen (and GREEN JAY), I believe we have truly created high art.

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 2:34 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 2:34:36 AM

high fart, amirite?

jk we kick ass

ok here's the beginning of the next one:




Blueberries on a volcano

12/3/2009 2:36:23 AM

spewing from a chocolate candy fountain

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 2:37 AM. Reason : from]

12/3/2009 2:37:34 AM

scorching the countryside

12/3/2009 2:38:00 AM

the scent of godiva in the air

[Edited on December 3, 2009 at 2:38 AM. Reason : .]

12/3/2009 2:38:15 AM

with negative rainbows

12/3/2009 2:38:52 AM

over the apocalyptic wastes

12/3/2009 2:39:38 AM