might be old but whatevs!

http://www.lmylife.com/

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"Yesterday I broke up with my girlfriend of 7 months, because we've been getting on each other's nerves a lot lately. Shortly after, she sent me a picture of her giving another guy a blowjob. I sent the picture to her father"

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"I was making out with a woman I met and we moved it into the bedroom. I pulled out a condom, but she said she couldn't handle the feel of a condom and that she was on the pill. When she wasn't looking I put the condom on anyway. Later, I found out she had aids. "

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"My little brother is a total pest and two weekends ago he begs me to go out and buy beer for him and his little high school friends. I go out and get two six packs of nonalcoholic beer as a joke. I watched as he and his two friends pounded the beers and started stumbling around acting all drunk and being all ridiculous. I couldn't help but start laughing at them hysterically and when I told them it didn't have any alcohol they were so embarrassed"

12/4/2009 4:45:52 PM

fake, fake, and fake

12/4/2009 4:46:40 PM

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"A month ago, I asked out the girl I've had a major crush on for all of second semester, and she said she "needed time to think about it." While planning the day I had asked her out on, the reason I used was because I needed to talk to her. A week later, we were having a conversation when she invited me to her brother's baseball game because we "needed to talk." Around fourth inning, we found ourselves alone and she finally said yes. June's not over and this is already the best summer of my life. Added by Anonymous 1 month ago"

12/4/2009 5:03:29 PM

You should post the one of the meat lovers...hilarious shit, I tell ya!

12/4/2009 5:38:04 PM

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" Today, I found out my girlfriend loves anal sex. LML"

sounds like one of the tww guys

12/4/2009 5:56:58 PM

ITT it is inferred that most tdub members get it on.

12/4/2009 6:01:19 PM

all women love it, some just don't know it because they are prudes

12/4/2009 6:04:55 PM

this thread sucks

12/4/2009 6:06:00 PM

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""I was making out with a woman I met and we moved it into the bedroom. I pulled out a condom, but she said she couldn't handle the feel of a condom and that she was on the pill. When she wasn't looking I put the condom on anyway. Later, I found out she had aids. ""

Fucking gross I'd still be paranoid as fuck. Even if tested it would be years before it would show up.

12/4/2009 6:11:11 PM

It's not even highly transmittable from woman to man so it's not that huge of a worry.

12/4/2009 8:24:48 PM

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12/4/2009 8:31:23 PM

^^what is that from? that looks like the guy who played luke's brother in law on gilmore girls.

12/4/2009 10:40:44 PM

encino man, right?

12/4/2009 10:47:21 PM

sounds right...michael deluise is the guy and he was in encino man as well as gilmore girls per imdb

12/4/2009 10:51:11 PM