now that i'm not all fat and shit... and maybe actually somewhat attractive...

i miss having someone to love and all that stuff.

inquire within. refer your friends. install hardwood flooring.
the choice is yours.

12/5/2009 1:13:58 AM

that's right

I'll make a parody thread of this thread before anyone even replies to this one

12/5/2009 1:15:41 AM

WATCH YOUR CORNHOLE

12/5/2009 1:16:29 AM

Pics or you're still fat and shit.

Don't worry, this thread has a higher chance for success than BubbleBobble's thread.

12/5/2009 1:17:13 AM

EVAN JUST WANTS TO PUSH YOUR STOOL IN

12/5/2009 1:18:04 AM

Man, I have been having a pretty rough night

I just realized that one my old hookups posted one of our sex videos online for the world to see. She absolutely hates me, so I doubt I'll have much luck in getting her to take it down.

Worst part is, it wasn't even an attractive girl. It was a drunken hookup one night at a bar.



goddamn. A WOMAN SCORNED!

12/5/2009 1:18:40 AM

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No, of course not.

12/5/2009 1:18:45 AM

Quote :

"IMPACTED FECAL MATTER"

^^^^no current pics, i'll see what i can do tomorrow. but there are plenty of people on here who can vouch for me

12/5/2009 1:19:16 AM

does she have large hands, EMCE?

that always makes the p33n look smaller in print

12/5/2009 1:21:08 AM

EMCE's p33n cannot be made to look smaller

it is simply too large

12/5/2009 1:22:26 AM

she has a large everything


http://www.tube8.com/share/best-damn-head-ever/201391/

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 1:23 AM. Reason : why the fuck not?! it's already out there, right? ]

12/5/2009 1:22:49 AM

that video sort of makes me want to puke in my mouth

12/5/2009 1:23:24 AM

your threads always get derailed from the original topic, evan

I just thought I would point that out

12/5/2009 1:23:56 AM

this has seriously put a damper on my night


how could she do that to me?

12/5/2009 1:24:34 AM

she h0ngry

12/5/2009 1:24:42 AM

^^^this thread is still completely on topic

12/5/2009 1:29:15 AM

just run backwards though a corn field evan

12/5/2009 1:31:08 AM

install hardwood flooring? you starting a business?

12/5/2009 1:43:19 AM

i dont know why i fell for thinking that was EMCE

DAMN

12/5/2009 1:45:36 AM

this is a picture of a man

12/5/2009 1:46:57 AM

wait wait wait...

Quote :

"install hardwood flooring."

Is that some gay guy euphemism?

12/5/2009 1:51:15 AM

a man i doubt anybody would throw out of bed, assuming "she" is post op and they didn't know about "her past"

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 1:53 AM. Reason : ^^ i wondered the same thing and just assumed i was slow and didn't get it]

12/5/2009 1:52:43 AM

^^checked urban dictionary, I got nothing

12/5/2009 2:22:15 AM

what do you mean by that, Jen?

12/5/2009 8:52:41 AM

i thought even fat gays got laid every once in a while

12/5/2009 9:12:30 AM

0% of gay people in this thread know if it's an euphemism for something.

12/5/2009 10:01:22 AM

the dude that Sweden posted would get it

12/5/2009 10:07:01 AM

i want to know how we really know thats a man. All signs point to no

12/5/2009 10:37:31 AM

if it is, then I guess I'm gay

12/5/2009 10:43:28 AM

the p33n is taped down

12/5/2009 10:45:03 AM

12/5/2009 11:21:55 AM

ahahaha that picture is fucking incredible

12/5/2009 6:36:41 PM

evan, I guess no audition for The Biggest Loser then?

12/5/2009 6:40:58 PM

no, i would have never humiliated myself like that

12/5/2009 6:43:11 PM

COCK LOOKER

12/5/2009 6:50:52 PM

Quote :

"i thought even fat gays got laid every once in a while"

getting laid =/= having a bf/gf

Quote :

"i miss having someone to love and all that stuff."

"that stuff"=buttsex?

12/5/2009 6:50:58 PM

more like I want a boyfriend, gay

12/5/2009 7:21:44 PM

roll to the discotheque

12/5/2009 8:36:16 PM

to the top, i'm feeling especially unloved tonight

Quote :

"getting laid =/= having a bf/gf"

exactly.

Quote :

""that stuff"=buttsex?"

nah. i'm a sucker for those stupid little romantic things. i'm not hard to please... in fact, i'm pretty much as low maintenance as it gets

the best part of being in love (for me) is knowing that there's someone somewhere that loves you back.

12/7/2009 1:45:17 AM