with the cap off

12/5/2009 8:57:27 PM

get rid of it

12/5/2009 8:57:59 PM

Jen's gonna have some stanknasty breath

12/5/2009 8:58:09 PM

^^ but now it haz flavor

12/5/2009 9:02:43 PM

ASS IS NOT A FLAVOR

12/5/2009 9:03:26 PM

Yea...... Get rid of it

12/5/2009 9:03:36 PM

you people are softies

take it out, rinse under hot water, squeeze out a couple of inches (while under running hot water) to get rid of any water inside

commence the "oep likes shit on his teeth" comments

12/5/2009 9:03:51 PM

sorry to hear about the accident. That's unfortunate.

12/5/2009 9:04:26 PM

This isn't whatever fourth world country you grew up in, OEP

12/5/2009 9:05:06 PM

There is no shortage of fucked up shit you will put in your mouth.

12/5/2009 9:05:13 PM

no it is a 1st world country, where wastage of all sorts of food and stuff is no big deal.


[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : and if you keep your toilet clean, there shouldn't be any worries]

12/5/2009 9:06:58 PM

most people don't keep their toilets clean. unless you're dousing it with chemicals between each bout of defecation, of course

12/5/2009 9:15:27 PM

as long as there is no visible shit residue lining your toilet, i don't see what the problem is.

if you get some toilet water on your hands/body by accident, are you going to chop off those parts?

as i said, rinse under hot water and squeeze out a couple of inches. then close tube and wash outside of it with soap.

12/5/2009 9:18:29 PM

you're arguing with human nature here, dude. we'll let you volunteer to be the first one to do this.

12/5/2009 9:19:25 PM

lol

12/5/2009 9:20:51 PM

Quote :

"and if you keep your toilet clean, they shouldn't be any worries"

that's not right at all. Not saying that you will certainly get sick if you do use that same toothpaste. The microbes in your toilet are very resilient and cannot just be killed by "running it under some hot water."

Wasting a three dollar tube of toothpaste is far better than the possibility of being sick the entire weekend. IMO

12/5/2009 9:21:41 PM

there are far more bacteria (and some more dangerous as well) on a phone receiver and a keyboard than on a toilet seat.

think about that next time you touch a phone or a keyboard.

human nature can be wrong, stupid, and stubborn sometimes.

to each his own.

Quote :

"we'll let you volunteer to be the first one to do this."

if my tube ever did fall in the toilet, i will do what i suggested in this thread.


[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 9:26 PM. Reason : ]

12/5/2009 9:24:04 PM

I use wipes to clean off keyboards fairly regularly, as I manage computer labs. I still wouldn't put toilet toothpaste in my mouth.

12/5/2009 9:25:35 PM

give to dog

12/5/2009 9:26:56 PM

no amount of disinfectant can sanitize the human experience

/emo

12/5/2009 9:29:32 PM

^x4 yes I am well aware. But you are "touching" these everyday items. Our skin is biologically equipped to deal such microbes. Actually ingesting microbes that are present in our fecal matter is another thing altogether. Why do you think our anatomy requires us to have an intestinal tract?

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 9:30 PM. Reason : ..]

12/5/2009 9:29:58 PM

Quote :

"Actually ingesting microbes that are present in our fecal matter is another thing altogether."

You ingest 1,000s of them daily, whether you like it or not.

Quote :

"But you are "touching" these everyday items. Our skin is biologically equipped to deal such microbes."

Dude what? Door knobs, phone receivers, chairs, keyboards, etc harbor all sorts of bacteria, including FECAL bacteria.

12/5/2009 9:32:33 PM

are we done talking about shit now?

12/5/2009 9:39:12 PM

Sir you are obviously out of your element. As can be seen by most of your thread fails. I bid you a goodnight.

12/5/2009 9:40:01 PM

^ so that's all you can say when presented with facts? bring up irrelevant shit? what a sore loser.

have fun unwittingly consuming thousands upon thousands of fecal bacteria daily! just because you deny it doesn't mean it doesn't happen.

12/5/2009 9:42:32 PM

there's no reason to intentionally add to it, chester. that's the point. jesus, you'd think a proud windbag like yourself would deduce that.

12/5/2009 9:45:37 PM

think of it this way...


how many dicks have you put in your mouth ?

... im willing to bet a lot of those dicks... many dicks.... have been in other girls booty hole



so... the toothpaste isnt any different...

12/5/2009 9:48:12 PM

No sir I simply do not desire to school you on the microbial diversity between a simple door knob and the human gut flora. On top of that discussing the pathogenesis of said bacteria. That is your responsibility.

However, if I have a free afternoon and you're willing to pay my bar tab. I'll be more than happy to bring the knowledge.

12/5/2009 9:50:58 PM

12/5/2009 9:55:17 PM

shit breath

12/5/2009 9:55:56 PM

^ its funny how ur name is poop face n ur calling her shit breath

12/5/2009 9:57:12 PM

NC86 actually you bring up a good point. not being homophobic, but:

Quote :

" I still wouldn't put toilet toothpaste in my mouth."

you are gay, Optimum. you put penises in your mouth that have previously been in your and/or other people's bowels. but you wouldn't toothpaste in your mouth that never touched shit or even toilet water?

we all know logic has no place in this thread, but damn

and for the straight people (and gay people as well), it is all in the head anyway. there is no scientific reason not to use that toothpaste... people do far more dangerous stuff regularly. but just the toilet aspect makes it taboo and brings up a mental block in people's minds.

just like people would gladly go pet a horse (which can easily kill them if it suddenly goes crazy), but the vast majority would not hold an insect in their hands which can never harm them in any way.

as i said, to each his own. i like dealing with science and logic.

damnit The Cricket, you need to work on that reading skill:

Dude what? Door knobs, phone receivers, chairs, keyboards, etc harbor all sorts of bacteria, including FECAL bacteria.

go look up the studies... that's your responsibility. and unless you are a biological sciences major, chances are very high i know more about biology than you do. so you don't need to school me in any thing. you just need to realize that there are fecal bacteria on everyday household objects, and everybody consumes said bacteria in the thousands daily.

12/5/2009 9:58:36 PM

Quote :

"you are gay, Optimum. you put penises in your mouth that have previously been in your and/or other people's bowels. but you wouldn't toothpaste in your mouth that never touched shit or even toilet water?"

That's got to be the most retarded thing anyone's said on here today. Have you heard of condoms?

I mean, I see that you're going to fall back on the "he's gay so I can make him look stupid" defense, but you're leaving logic holes large enough to drive a tractor-trailer through.

12/5/2009 10:02:01 PM

letls be real here... how many cum dumpsters like some girls we know.... use condoms


hah

12/5/2009 10:04:25 PM

i am not homophobic, so please don't paint me as one. that's not nice.

i didn't know you used condoms. (duh, on my part)

but what about people who don't use condoms? what if you are in a committed monogamous relationship one day, and both of you are disease-free? would you still use condoms? if yes, ignore this. if not, what do you say then?

what about people who lick butt-holes, whether straight or gay? i mean, there is a million page thread about licking anuses on here.


[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:06 PM. Reason : ]

12/5/2009 10:05:22 PM

Yeah, you're gonna have to replace the toilet.

12/5/2009 10:06:53 PM

^^ that's fine, but the point is that you implied that i didn't use them. so my statement stands.

and yes, i'd still use condoms. if i get to the point where i'm sure that person is "the one," then we'll see. but that person is going to be damn clean before anything like that happens. can we move on now?

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : ThePetah]

12/5/2009 10:07:58 PM

i would like to let everyone in this thread know


A. most fecal bacteria are very susceptible to your stomach acid.
B. if you have ever had a urinary tract infection.....it was more than likely an ecoli infection caused by fecal matter.

and almost all fecal matter that makes it through your stomach will just make you nauseated. as a matter of fact almost all food poisoning is caused by two things
1. endospores caused by staph bacteria (that means the ppl making your food shed their skin and bacteria on your food)
2. excess fecal matter is on your food. yes, yes..guess what you eat feces on a daily basis.

you are more likely to get sick (and picking up fecal matter)from picking up the packages (or fruit or boxes or newspapers) of meat with your bare hands in a grocery store than you are sitting bare assed on a toilet seat.



am i suggesting that jen use this toothpaste?
NO.


but seriously people.
we are all a LOT grosser than you think.



[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:11 PM. Reason : i is tipsy ]

12/5/2009 10:09:00 PM

Lol Joie

12/5/2009 10:11:15 PM

Quote :

"you just need to realize that there are fecal bacteria on everyday household objects"

And in circles we all go. Everyone knows that harmful bacteria are found in everyday household items, the very same found in fecal matter, this isn't a pre-school message board.

I don't know how you conduct your day to day. Licking door knobs and eating off of your keyboard or whatever. What I am saying is that the chances of you becoming exposed to a harmful bacteria from sticking your tongue in toilet water is considerably higher than grabbing a hand railing.

I hope you can grasp this concept.

Quote :

"chances are very high i know more about biology than you do."

I wouldn't bet the farm my wolf web brother.

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:12 PM. Reason : ..]

12/5/2009 10:11:23 PM

QFT

Quote :

"you eat feces on a daily basis."

12/5/2009 10:11:52 PM

I, for one, eat feces for breakfast.

12/5/2009 10:12:46 PM

hahahahha


hahahahhahahaha


i <3 you guys

12/5/2009 10:13:12 PM

i was being serious, though!

some people don't know that fact, so i quoted it


[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:14 PM. Reason : and i said it before you did, but in a milder way ]

12/5/2009 10:14:14 PM

god dammit ppl

THING I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, ITT

12/5/2009 10:16:12 PM

Tough

12/5/2009 10:17:12 PM

this movie creeped me out


http://www.coughsafe.com/media.html

[Edited on December 5, 2009 at 10:18 PM. Reason : and made me laugh at the same time]

12/5/2009 10:17:44 PM

12/5/2009 10:20:03 PM

Wouldn't the toothpaste have some sort of anti-bacterial properties anyway?

12/5/2009 10:20:31 PM

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12/5/2009 10:21:26 PM