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"So nerve-breaking the article is that hypertension victims should not dare comb through!"

12/7/2009 2:43:22 PM

HOMOS

12/7/2009 2:46:22 PM

he enjoys masculine guys well endowed whoppers. while bonking, he roars like a lion. he holds gay parties at his home and spends most of his time with homosexuals. he likes touching boys whoppers and is nicknamed mother superior in the gay society.

12/7/2009 2:50:14 PM

So are these the best homos or are they the most homo?

12/7/2009 2:59:51 PM

these are homos that are now in hiding for fear of being lynched by an angry mob

12/7/2009 3:00:46 PM

interesting

12/7/2009 3:01:03 PM

^^^ i don't know, but one is a top kampala dj and drives a cool mercedez benz

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12/7/2009 3:01:47 PM

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"He changes boys like nappies. He usually bonks ??????. He shakes booty like a babe while walking."

12/7/2009 3:05:58 PM

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"he travels a lot especially to the US on big business trips. this homo star resides in ntinda. he is tall, fat and with curved legs. he likes sharing boys with fellow bum bonkers...he has a posh car and is a shareholder in a bar where gay superstars camp for parties"

12/7/2009 3:15:59 PM

Sunday Pepper

12/7/2009 3:22:43 PM

"A very small and tall man of Asian origin"

"a tall and medium sized young man"

"He is short and medium sized"

"A small medium sized young man"

What...um, what are they measuring the size of here? Because apparently it's not the entire person.

Maybe they'll tell us next week, when they promise to tell us more shocking things we don't know about Homos.

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12/7/2009 3:25:22 PM

i love where it says "he is a very brown guy"

12/7/2009 3:26:57 PM

Next Sunday we shall publish more shocking things that you don't know about Homos.

12/7/2009 3:28:54 PM

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"BY OUR INVESTIGATOR"

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12/7/2009 3:30:30 PM

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"He is badly in love with chopped whoppers"

12/7/2009 3:31:25 PM

^ HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

12/7/2009 3:31:51 PM

I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but I get the impression that the writers at the Sunday Pepper have a problem with people having more money than them. Just about everyone on the list owns "one of the most expensive pads" or "drives a posh Mercedes-Benz" or a "Cool Golf."

12/7/2009 3:32:10 PM

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"our dear and sacred society."

ahahaha

fuck you Ugandans

12/7/2009 3:39:56 PM

Idi Amin swallowed more man meat than any of these homos.

12/7/2009 3:40:54 PM

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"he operates a website that helps to treat gays with HIV"

clearly he must be imprisoned for such a terrible offense

12/7/2009 4:08:00 PM

hahahah these people are absolutely absurd.

12/7/2009 4:10:02 PM

Today, we expose the big forces that have been secretly on rampage - mercilessly terrorizing the hairy bums of hundreds and the details of women that have been enjoying steamy orgies and dangerous snogs with fellow women.

12/7/2009 4:12:38 PM

lol @ dangerous snogs

12/7/2009 4:13:59 PM

^ possible name for the next Tarantino film?

12/7/2009 4:27:57 PM

I got to "heat-pounding" and quit.

12/7/2009 4:29:24 PM

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"the pair stays in a posh house in ntinda where they romp away together"

12/7/2009 6:23:52 PM

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xsjmL5n4SPo/SeugKjAEurI/AAAAAAAAAXA/KG3XCfa118s/s1600-h/3.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xsjmL5n4SPo/SeugKhJCYrI/AAAAAAAAAW4/yfyUlyyXPtI/s1600-h/2.jpg

Uncensored. If you want to see the lame names they made up, lol.

12/7/2009 6:56:30 PM

SUNDAY PEPPER

12/7/2009 6:58:02 PM

i like how they censored everything but "popular priest." bukenya is my favorite name.

12/7/2009 6:58:24 PM

MERCILESSLY TERRORIZING THE HAIRY BUMS OF HUNDREDS

12/7/2009 6:59:56 PM

when i first saw hairy bums i imagined terrifying gay ugandans raping the homeless

12/7/2009 7:00:55 PM

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"Fading google eyed singer Winnie Muyenga was spotted on Tuesday at the Mall shopping center where she was looking for G-strings but failed to get one that fits her. Winnie is a curvilicious bummy babe that is endowed with a mouthwatering booty. In fact, we hear she has been concentrating on spicing her body, neglecting her music career. She moved from shop to shop but they were all small in size; they couldn't squeeze past her figure Eight wide hips. She was overheard saying that "Banange Lwaki temuleeta yo ezaafe abanene?" Loosely meaning "Why don't you stock sizes for hiplicious people like me?' She later gave up the G-String search and took a red thong."

12/7/2009 7:33:24 PM

12/8/2009 1:49:54 PM

lol

12/8/2009 1:56:15 PM

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"BUM SEX SCANDAL"

12/8/2009 4:03:14 PM

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"ACCUSED: SHAFTED:"

12/8/2009 4:05:53 PM

12/8/2009 4:06:37 PM

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"TERRORISING HIS BUTTOCKS"

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"WITH MONSTER WHOPPER"

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12/8/2009 4:11:01 PM

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"According to Ilechukwu, an epidemic of penis theft swept Nigeria between 1975 and 1977. Then there seemed to be a lull until 1990, when the stealing resurged. “Men could be seen in the streets of Lagos holding on to their genitalia either openly or discreetly with their hand in their pockets,” Ilechukwu wrote. “Women were also seen holding on to their breasts directly or discreetly, by crossing the hands across the chest. . . . Vigilance and anticipatory aggression were thought to be good prophylaxes. This led to further breakdown of law and order.” In a typical incident, someone would suddenly yell: Thief! My genitals are gone! Then a culprit would be identified, apprehended, and, often, killed."

africa fucking owns

[Edited on December 8, 2009 at 5:09 PM. Reason : .]

12/8/2009 5:09:11 PM