She is in need of a man. Applications are now being accepted.

12/7/2009 3:23:08 PM

I'd JAM on her HOT

12/7/2009 3:23:52 PM

I'd HOT on her JAM

12/7/2009 3:24:29 PM

my number 1 requirement of chicks i bang is that they do not lie

12/7/2009 3:25:30 PM

i'd MAJ on her TOH

12/7/2009 3:25:34 PM

mn1rocibittdnl

12/7/2009 3:26:22 PM

I'd hit it and I'd shout "L'Chaim!" when I came.

12/7/2009 3:27:40 PM

I WILL DO THIS TO HER

12/7/2009 3:29:12 PM

Application for banging saikaubi
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1)do not lie
__yes __no

2)sup girl?
_____________

12/7/2009 3:29:58 PM

I wouldn't pull out, but I would agree to raise the children Jewish.

(Not sure why I'm automatically assuming that this girl is also Hebrew or that all these Jew references will help my case.)

12/7/2009 3:34:12 PM

Yesterday I heard from a very reliable source, after sleeping with her, that she's not unlike the black widow spider after coitus.

12/7/2009 3:36:22 PM

Also, my penis is certified 100% kosher.

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : (This is gonna be really awkward if she turns out to not be another superjew.]

12/7/2009 3:39:27 PM

it really bothers me that they are wearing socks and tennis shoes

12/7/2009 3:42:01 PM

make the pic bigger

also

12/7/2009 3:42:04 PM

it really bothers me that they are wearing socks and tennis shoeshaving interracial sex

12/7/2009 3:43:31 PM

Quote :

"it really bothers me that they are wearing socks and tennis shoes"

yeah but they're doing some pretty athletic shit that just wouldn't be possible without the proper apparel

12/7/2009 3:44:45 PM

thats hott

12/7/2009 3:50:28 PM

in

12/7/2009 3:55:03 PM

i want to look at her boobs without anything on them

12/7/2009 4:02:51 PM

Saikaubi is not Jewish, but I have a say in the matter and you've won points with me.

If your penis is < 7 inches, don't bother applying.

^She won't FDT on the interwebs, but I can assure you they are awesome

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 4:04 PM. Reason : -]

12/7/2009 4:03:23 PM

...

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 4:04 PM. Reason : jew pimps would be a pretty rad tv show]

12/7/2009 4:04:15 PM

Where is the application?

not that I would submit one... but I just like to see what qualifies as "passing" these days in the single world

12/7/2009 4:06:38 PM

She just left but I will consult with her later and post a list of preferred specifications.

12/7/2009 4:08:58 PM

also, do we just send the cock pics to you... or what?

12/7/2009 4:09:44 PM

Quote :

"^She won't FDT on the interwebs, but I can assure you they are awesome"

I guess I am out of touch, but is it that common these days for opposite gender roommates/flatmates to frolic naked around each other and/or actually get naked for each other?

12/7/2009 4:19:20 PM

don't ever say "flatmates" in my american message boards ever again

12/7/2009 4:20:19 PM

its normal for me and my flatmates

12/7/2009 4:22:03 PM

get out

12/7/2009 4:23:42 PM

haha. my flatmate said i could stay

12/7/2009 4:28:27 PM

flatmate

bustymate

12/7/2009 4:33:02 PM

your flatmate also has to get out

12/7/2009 4:33:54 PM

Quote :

"HIGHER RESOLUTION IMAGE"

plz

12/7/2009 4:35:27 PM

Quote :

"Saikaubi LimpyNuts needs to get laid "

12/7/2009 4:36:31 PM

Quote :

"do we just send the cock pics to you... or what?"

please don't. she'll take your word for it but if you disappoint, it will be publicly known.

Quote :

"I guess I am out of touch, but is it that common these days for opposite gender roommates/flatmates to frolic naked around each other and/or actually get naked for each other?"

We had plans to meet up with some friends and go out to dinner, but she had no money. I said I would pay if she did naked jumping jacks.

12/7/2009 4:53:46 PM

lol so she said hey get on TWW and tell them i want a guy with at least 7 inches of dick to slam my box

12/7/2009 4:59:14 PM

so who's this broad?

12/7/2009 4:59:43 PM

thought that said Sakuraba

12/7/2009 5:00:15 PM

you would have been all over that one

12/7/2009 5:01:12 PM

whats sakuraba

12/7/2009 5:01:53 PM

^^

12/7/2009 5:03:24 PM

Quote :

"lol so she said hey get on TWW and tell them i want a guy with at least 7 inches of dick to slam my box"

yeah pretty much

12/7/2009 5:12:28 PM

She looks like she could do better than TWW pity dick.

12/7/2009 5:42:50 PM

she definitely could

12/7/2009 5:43:46 PM

no she doesn't

12/7/2009 5:43:59 PM

I only agree to bang her after someone in this thread reports back that she does not whip out a giant cock.

12/7/2009 5:45:16 PM

Quote :

"We had plans to meet up with some friends and go out to dinner, but she had no money. I said I would pay if she did naked jumping jacks."

hmm...gotta remember that one

12/7/2009 5:45:48 PM

bdmazur your jewblog was not jewblog and it disappointed me.

Write about things that are jewwy and I'd actually read it.

I want to know if there even exists a Jewish deli in the Raleigh area because I would genocide hardcore for one. Also, and this probably isn't even Jewish, but I want to know where to find some marzipan.

Please assist since pimping is clearly not working for you in this thread.

12/7/2009 5:51:43 PM

A certain TWWer who shall remain nameless has a father that owns a jewish deli in Greensboro. It is one of my favorite places to eat EVER

12/7/2009 5:54:40 PM

^^There's no Jewish delis that I'm aware of, but there is a good NY/Italian deli in the shopping center at the corner of Tryon and Kildaire. Saikaubi used to work there.

I am unable to assist you in your quest for marzipan. Unless you meant



[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 5:56 PM. Reason : ^^]

12/7/2009 5:55:13 PM

nope i fail.

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 5:55 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2009 5:55:34 PM