Who among you have/do something that you think makes you unique amongst TWW?

My example:
My family is one of the most redneck I've ever known...and I'm about to marry a girl from Long Island that moved down here a few years ago. Worlds are gonna collide like no other on TWW.

12/7/2009 4:12:44 PM

thats a terrible example. 99% of people who go this school are rednecks and 86.667% of those people try to marry northerners

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

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12/7/2009 4:13:21 PM

not a goddamn thing

you hear me?! NOTHING!

12/7/2009 4:13:31 PM

But how many of them marry a yankee's yankee?

12/7/2009 4:13:52 PM

My epic posting abilities set me apart from the user base.

12/7/2009 4:13:57 PM

my example:

i'm not fat

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12/7/2009 4:14:07 PM

I've been blessed with many things in this life - an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a Burmese python and the mind of a fuckin' scientist. So people often ask me, "Mr. Joshua, what are your weaknesses - do you have any?" I would say that my biggest flaw, my Achilles heel, is my tireless work.

12/7/2009 4:15:35 PM

I'm the only Austrian-Japanese person on TWW.

12/7/2009 4:16:34 PM

Astral, that may be true, but I contend that I'm bridging the largest gap.

Not your average redneck and yankee families.

12/7/2009 4:17:23 PM

Mr. Joshua

^^Was that your answer to the interview throw-away question "what's your biggest weakness?"

I'm fluent in Swedish.

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 4:17 PM. Reason : too slow]

12/7/2009 4:17:24 PM

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"I'm the only Austrian-Japanese person on TWW."

that was mine damnit

12/7/2009 4:17:52 PM

women are attracted to me

12/7/2009 4:17:59 PM

i'm a standard, run of the mill shitty poster with absolutely nothing to offer TWW, or the world for that matter. my marketable skills amount to zero, and the only thing i have going for me is by obnoxiously huge, heavy 491 pound cock that measures 22 inches long and 48 inches around. it is sweaty and covered in blonde hair.

12/7/2009 4:18:21 PM

I have a vagina.

12/7/2009 4:18:34 PM

lol

12/7/2009 4:19:05 PM

i get to do punchmonk

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 4:19 PM. Reason : ibt me too jokes]

12/7/2009 4:19:41 PM

actually, I thought of something...


I'm the only person on this planet that has dated lucyinthesky. I take great pride in this accomplishment

12/7/2009 4:19:57 PM

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"going for me is by obnoxiously"

do you have a cold?

12/7/2009 4:21:05 PM

^^ This is true. We courted.

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 4:21 PM. Reason : .]

12/7/2009 4:21:08 PM

I'm the only chick on here that can post a thread and not have it blow up with guys flirting.

12/7/2009 4:21:20 PM

^ Not true. BTW, hay baybee.

12/7/2009 4:21:59 PM

So your claim to fame is that you are the least attractive female on TWW?

12/7/2009 4:22:22 PM

shawna

12/7/2009 4:22:24 PM

I'm BigMan.

12/7/2009 4:22:32 PM

**flirt**

12/7/2009 4:22:58 PM

i post in soap box frequently but have never used rolley eyes

12/7/2009 4:24:46 PM

I guess my original intent was that people post things IRL that make them TWW-unique.

TWW depresses me sometimes....

12/7/2009 4:25:30 PM

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"So your claim to fame is that you are the least attractive female on TWW? "

nah, its because she's half black

f that.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

12/7/2009 4:26:32 PM

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"So your claim to fame is that you are the least attractive female on TWW? "

Nah, there are/have been chicks on here less hot than me that got more attention


I'm just not putting the vibes out there or something. I think you guys are immune to me after all these years.

12/7/2009 4:30:45 PM

I screwed up my username when I registered. big cement tampon has become its own TWW meme.
I also have a huge dong-piece, unique to TWW.

12/7/2009 4:30:59 PM

have yet to see this meme

12/7/2009 4:32:48 PM

I directed the first teedub porn starring EMCE and ShawnaC123 titled brentroadhead.com.

12/7/2009 4:34:53 PM

When is the casting call for the sequel?

12/7/2009 4:36:02 PM

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"But how many of them marry a yankee's yankee?"

You said Long Island, not Boston or anywhere else in the heartland of New England.

12/7/2009 4:36:28 PM

I post all the time

so people know who I am usually

12/7/2009 4:36:40 PM

^^^^word but i have yet to receive my royalty check for that one


I mean, I would've done it for free, but I was promised 1% of the profits

[Edited on December 7, 2009 at 4:37 PM. Reason : slow]

12/7/2009 4:37:11 PM

OMG, you were such a cruel director...

you yelled a lot in a very angry voice

12/7/2009 4:37:13 PM

I've got nothing

12/7/2009 4:37:32 PM

^^^ Wah wah wah 1% of nothing is nothing, woman! Proceeds went to the Lucy Needs Plastic Surgery and Luxury Car Charity Fund. You will get nothing and you will like it.

^^ Why I oughtta...

12/7/2009 4:40:00 PM

spelling

12/7/2009 4:40:39 PM

off the top of my head i can't think of anything. I will ponder this subject and get back to you as soon as possible.

12/7/2009 4:42:53 PM

that website doesnt exist. brentroadhead.com

yeah i checked. but then i realized that you said the porn was called that, not at that address.

12/7/2009 4:43:28 PM

My rapier wit

and my flaccid testes.

12/7/2009 4:43:33 PM

my scrotum is covered in callouses

12/7/2009 4:45:01 PM

My scrotum is covered in your mom

12/7/2009 4:45:32 PM

Another example:

I own and run my own offshore boat. Lots of people on here go offshore, etc. but I might be the only one that owns his own???

12/7/2009 4:52:16 PM

^^ considering she died 2 years ago that's pretty impossible. thanks, prick.

12/7/2009 4:53:51 PM

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"that's pretty impossible"

no really it's not

12/7/2009 4:55:53 PM

im very conservative and a registered and a republican that respects multiple perspectives

i like plants and i like to fight and i bounce, given all that im super nice and personable, i actually hate meatheads like some of these fathead roiders on tdub

12/7/2009 4:57:32 PM

I know how to set em up

12/7/2009 5:08:50 PM