I, too, slept with Tiger Woods.

12/9/2009 1:21:21 PM

k

12/9/2009 1:21:33 PM

are you a millionaire yet?

12/9/2009 1:22:38 PM

SO those are golf balls you have jammed into your cheeks. That explains it.

12/9/2009 1:23:26 PM

i told you to stop calling me that! i don't even watch golf!

12/9/2009 1:23:43 PM

I thought I tasted asian food


ZING!

[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 1:24 PM. Reason : a]

12/9/2009 1:24:04 PM

I'm trying to be mistress number 12.


LOOKS LIKE LUCY BEAT ME TO THE PUNCH

12/9/2009 1:24:42 PM

someone should make a calendar for tiger's misteresses

12/9/2009 1:28:45 PM

Uh oh. Looks like I just blew my chance for hush money. DAMN YOU TEEDUB!

And Shawna, you can join us next time.

^ Tigress Calendar for 2010. Though I think at this rate we're going to need a daily calendar rather than a monthly calendar.

[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 1:30 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2009 1:29:30 PM

so with being part blk and part azn how does that work in the dongular department

do the two extremes even out to just bein normal

12/9/2009 1:30:32 PM

All the azn-ness went to his driving and golf skills.



[Edited on December 9, 2009 at 1:33 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2009 1:32:36 PM

LOOK AT DEM RIMS

12/9/2009 1:34:27 PM