Would you go to prison?















It's a possibility.

12/16/2009 10:11:40 AM

it always depends on how bad you fuck up. willful negligence.... maybe

12/16/2009 10:13:04 AM

depends on the fuck up, but yeah it's definitely possible

12/16/2009 10:13:57 AM

i suppose it's possible

but unlikely

12/16/2009 10:14:16 AM

I actually have a better chance of going to prison for doing an excellent job as opposed to fucking up

12/16/2009 10:14:30 AM

If I notarize a document that I didn't properly witness I could go to jail

12/16/2009 10:14:53 AM

12/16/2009 10:14:58 AM

yeah sure


ALSO


when you fuck up at work, it's YOU SIR, PROCEED STRAIGHT TO A DRUG/ALCOHOL BLOOD TEST

if there's an accident and you're fucked up, you're super duper fucked

12/16/2009 10:15:12 AM

Just how remote of a possibility are we talking here, people?

12/16/2009 10:15:36 AM

eh, what i have to worry about most is Sarbanes–Oxley compliance.

12/16/2009 10:17:31 AM

ha. yes. i could definitely go to prison.

12/16/2009 10:18:32 AM

One guy here had to serve 6 months a few years back, right when I was starting...when he came back he got a Willis Reed welcome

Another guy got off on a charge that could have seen him do up to 10 years, but more realistically 3-5

I'm not on there level, but there's been a few instances where I had to ask myself if it was worth it

12/16/2009 10:20:16 AM

ITAR compliance for me

Plus that whole security clearance thing

But those are easy...


I could get locked up pretty quickly for certifying something to be air/sea/road worthy when its not.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 10:25 AM. Reason : y]

12/16/2009 10:21:26 AM

My risks primarily stem from the potential failure to comply with OFAC and/or SAS 70 regulations

12/16/2009 10:23:53 AM

CODE OF FEDERAL REGULATIONS

12/16/2009 10:26:27 AM

Motha fuckas getting all butthurt and bent out of shape cause a few million went missing... cause one little bridge collapsed... cause one plane blew up....

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 10:29 AM. Reason : verbage]

12/16/2009 10:27:58 AM

Quote :

"Willis Reed welcome"

Is that good or bad? I don't understand the reference, is it about the basketball player?

12/16/2009 10:28:02 AM

It means a standing O and lots of cheers

Its a good thing

12/16/2009 10:31:07 AM

I work for a FINRA registered broker/dealer....so yeah probably

12/16/2009 10:43:57 AM

Jail, sure. Prison, not anymore.

12/16/2009 10:47:53 AM

pretty much the only way i could get some time in CB-4 from fuckin up at work would be from murdering someone here.

12/16/2009 10:52:26 AM

HARDCORE, BRAH!

12/16/2009 11:09:28 AM

Definitely. In both my jobs actually...it wouldn't be too difficult if I fucked up significantly.

12/16/2009 11:11:50 AM

I could...cause fucking up on a job with kids...I could either neglect them or abuse them

12/16/2009 11:13:31 AM

there are one or two aspects that can land me in jail, yes

by and large though, no

12/16/2009 11:15:15 AM

is there an EMCE appreciation thread? cause i wanna go post in it

12/16/2009 11:22:40 AM

its possible id be sued so I have personal liability insurance covering me for a few million

12/16/2009 11:40:04 AM

Oh, that wasn't directed at you betteroffdead

12/16/2009 11:44:51 AM

there's a gynecology joke in here somewhere

12/16/2009 11:45:19 AM

i would not go to jail for fucking up at work

my job is not that important

12/16/2009 11:45:54 AM

whoever it was directed at, its awesome...just tryin to PREESH mang

12/16/2009 11:46:37 AM

Oh, it that case it was directed at you

12/16/2009 11:51:04 AM