I've noticed that at least 20% of my graduating class (05) is either married with a kid or married without a kid or has a kid.

When did 20+ yr olds stop understanding safe sex? I mean fuck, one of my old HS friends has never had but 1 other gf his whole fucking life (when he was 13) and now he is marrying his first GF in college (who he knocked up).





[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 3:33 PM. Reason : j]

12/16/2009 3:32:42 PM

clearly getting pregnant and married is a new thing

12/16/2009 3:33:07 PM

you missed the "or has a kid" part I guess

12/16/2009 3:33:41 PM

Fuckin' breeders.

12/16/2009 3:34:03 PM

Males are not biologically inclined to pull out.

Condoms suck.

Women are lazy and do not take birth control.

etc. etc. etc.

12/16/2009 3:34:12 PM

can we not talk about pregnancy, k thanks.

12/16/2009 3:34:14 PM

clearly getting pregnant and married is a new thing

12/16/2009 3:34:46 PM

this is TWW!

12/16/2009 3:35:11 PM

Fuckin' breeders

12/16/2009 3:35:46 PM

wait

there's a new fad and I'm not in on it?!

WHO WANTS TO MAKE BABIES AND WED?

12/16/2009 3:36:54 PM

Ok, but what about SexPencil?

12/16/2009 3:38:16 PM

I mean use a condom, fuck. The only condoms I ever had go wrong on me were Magnum and that is what they make the day after pill for. I mean shit if I got my last gf pregnant I would shoot myself in the fucking head right now.

12/16/2009 3:38:25 PM

yay babies life

12/16/2009 3:38:31 PM

Quote :

"The only condoms I ever had go wrong on me were Magnum"

guess they fell off

12/16/2009 3:39:31 PM

I am not going to wear a condom. They suck. I'll spray on your face and hope none of my swimmers jumped the gate.

12/16/2009 3:39:35 PM

how does one get pregnant?

12/16/2009 3:39:52 PM

^^^ hahahahahahaha

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : ]

12/16/2009 3:40:22 PM

nope it ripped through, you know where the ring is around the base of your dick and the rest of the condom is just kind pushed down. I hate when that shit happens, but thank God for the morning after pill.




[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : ,]

12/16/2009 3:40:28 PM

raise your hand if you've ever had a pregnancy scare?!?!

if pregnancy was the new fad you'd be like "hell yea now i fit in" not like "oh my fucking god what am i going to do with a BABY"

12/16/2009 3:40:52 PM

some people get married a few years after college...

12/16/2009 3:41:10 PM

condoms fucking suck...and yet I use them b/c I don't want a little TKE-Teg coming into this world

12/16/2009 3:41:21 PM

Hand raised. Been through 3 of them. None panned out.

12/16/2009 3:41:31 PM

Most people I know have slipped one past the goalie, but have found a way to take care of the situation before it became an issue

I'm one shy of a hat trick myself

12/16/2009 3:41:51 PM

raises hands


to thank Flying Spaghetti Monster!

12/16/2009 3:41:57 PM

I've noticed it too though...it just seems like a lot of our graduating class is all about hurrying up getting married and knocked up.

No one wants to wait.

12/16/2009 3:42:08 PM

I've been through at least 6, but none of them were fast enough swimmers. All but 2 of them were with the same girl, crazy closet freak bitch.

12/16/2009 3:42:15 PM

Quote :

""oh my fucking god what am i going to do with a BABY""

KILL IT

12/16/2009 3:42:44 PM

i, too, have had sex

12/16/2009 3:43:19 PM

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 3:44 PM. Reason : haha nevermind!]

12/16/2009 3:43:35 PM

KILL KILL KILL

12/16/2009 3:43:38 PM

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that people think this is what they are supposed to do now.

I have one friend that says her and her husband are trying to get pregnant so they can be the first married couple in our group to have a kid....and I was like yeah and you'll be the first couple in our group to not be invited out anymore too.

12/16/2009 3:43:52 PM

it's the new [fail]

12/16/2009 3:43:55 PM

Quote :

"i, too, have had sex"

hahahaha

12/16/2009 3:44:26 PM

Quote :

"a miscarriage saved my future."

12/16/2009 3:45:15 PM

I had a buddy call me at like 3 AM, excited as fuck that he had gotten his girl pregnant


I don't understand the enthusiasm

12/16/2009 3:45:46 PM

EVERYONE ON MY GD FACEBOOK IS EITHER ENGAGED OR MARRIED WTF

SOMEONE IS ALSO ON THEIR SECOND KID

12/16/2009 3:46:46 PM

One of my friends can only see dollar signs down the road, that is why he married the dumb bitch (or is going to) and yes Sarah I'm talking about Chase.

12/16/2009 3:46:55 PM

haha I figured that was who you were talking about in the first place...I am also talking about someone we went to high school with in my rants.

Maybe it's just our high school, idk.

12/16/2009 3:47:38 PM

Maybe we are like that South American village where twins occur based on the small population, except for us it's increased fertility.

Oh only if weed did make you infertile, the cure would be found.



[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 3:49 PM. Reason : _]

12/16/2009 3:48:52 PM

It's just nuts....but I think in our town the order of life is get pregnant and then get married, seems like a lot of shot gun weddings have been going on.

High school reunion should be fun. We'll be going back to our 10 year reunion and people will already have grandkids.

12/16/2009 3:50:04 PM

The thing I hate about my married friends is they can't do anything without asking their wife

We can't just go to the bar on a whim anymore; have to plan that shit out days in advance

So I kinda wean myself off of these friends

12/16/2009 3:50:17 PM

I hate going on facebook and having no clue who half the chicks are until I look at their profile cause everyone has a fucking new name!

12/16/2009 3:50:58 PM

I plan to be at least 28 before I get married, even if the 2nd coming of Elisha Cuthbert is dragging me into the church.

12/16/2009 3:51:12 PM

41 for me

12/16/2009 3:51:27 PM

I like to shoot for even numbers

12/16/2009 3:58:49 PM

hooray for the last few products of abstinence-only education

12/16/2009 4:01:26 PM

12/16/2009 4:03:03 PM

nothing new here....

12/16/2009 4:08:38 PM

thank you for gracing us with your seal of approval

12/16/2009 4:09:30 PM

Quote :

"I hate going on facebook and having no clue who half the chicks are until I look at their profile cause everyone has a fucking new name!"

Every single married girl I am friends with on FB has their maiden name included in their name.

[Edited on December 16, 2009 at 4:20 PM. Reason : /]

12/16/2009 4:14:55 PM