So I was laying on the couch with a kitten asleep on me and my wife wouldn't give me a boner. She even said that she would have gotten me a drink but wouldn't give a boner "on principle."

Lately her sandwich making skills have also been dubious.

I need help.

12/16/2009 9:23:31 PM

me neither

12/16/2009 9:23:57 PM

wifes are only good for making you get boners

12/16/2009 9:24:44 PM

sounds like yours is good for nothing then

12/16/2009 9:25:14 PM

"hey you idiot kitchen troll make my dinner and while you're at it give me a boner why don't ya!"

12/16/2009 9:26:56 PM

^SURE TO WORK

12/16/2009 9:35:58 PM

^^ hey guys with wives try this line out on your wives!

12/16/2009 10:01:51 PM