biatch cheating on hanson

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"I remember going to see that movie with my youth group. That was the movie I fell in love with George Clooney. That was before I realized it was ok to be in love with an older man and I felt dirty."

12/16/2009 11:21:03 PM

consider yourself officially called out

12/16/2009 11:21:27 PM

Aha. My heart will always belong to hanson.

And Johnny Depp

and Blackbeard.

12/16/2009 11:22:22 PM

Johnny depp is mine. I will cut you bioatch!

12/16/2009 11:25:45 PM

Oh damn. Well I mean I can share him with you. He's got enough hotness to go around.

12/16/2009 11:29:42 PM

lucy are you high tonight?

12/16/2009 11:32:45 PM

Speaking of my husband Johnny, Pirates is on USA right now.

12/16/2009 11:33:03 PM

Yay! Violence is the answer! I got depp I got depp!

Now I want the middle hanson bc I am greedy. you still have the other two!

12/16/2009 11:34:15 PM

Good. Zac is mine. He and I are actually married and I'm pregnant with his child. Johnny has arranged to have a love child with me next year. Blackbeard is dead so no child from him. Although I do know someone who claims to be a decendent of Blackbeard so that might be close enough.

12/16/2009 11:36:45 PM

Wait, George Clooney? Johnny Depp?
None of these douchebags could cut it on MTV's "The Jersey Shore".
Y'all women crazy.

12/16/2009 11:39:31 PM

I'm old. Taylor is my age.

12/16/2009 11:41:57 PM

Yeah zac is closer to my age. Although Issac isn't half bad either now.

If I had to pick between Zac, Johnny or Blackbeard I'd pick Johnny. He is the most sucessful and he wouldn't give me the clap and throw me overboard like Blackbeard.

12/16/2009 11:46:58 PM

hanson... haha. My wife would be proud.

12/17/2009 12:06:37 AM