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12/17/2009 11:27:58 PM

Hanukkah

12/17/2009 11:29:54 PM

Ken and I are going to the movie theater to watch a movie in 3D.

12/17/2009 11:30:06 PM

joe lieberman

12/17/2009 11:31:23 PM

low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah & all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions.

And that includes Hugh Jackman.

12/17/2009 11:32:15 PM

so little johnny is sitting in class one day and the teacher says she's gonna ask some questions and the first person to answer gets to go home early that day

so she asks "who said 'four score and seven years ago'" and this little girl raises her hand really quick before johnny can and says "abe lincoln" and the teacher says "very good, you can go home now"

then she asks "who said 'ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'" and another little girl's hand shoots up before johnny's and she says "john f. kennedy" and the teacher says "that's right, you may go home now"

so the teacher says that's it for today and turns around to write on the blackboard and little johnny says "i wish those bitches would've just shut up"

the teacher turns around and says "WHO SAID THAT?"

little johnny says "TIGER WOODS. see you tomorrow, teach!"

12/17/2009 11:32:40 PM

^lol, nice

12/17/2009 11:34:15 PM