i just nearly sliced off my index finger, its looks like diego sanchez's head
and bleeind just the same

the weird thing is i had a dream last night that some girl chopped off my finger accidentally while cooking
so i broke up with her

12/21/2009 1:41:12 PM

which hand? because you have a major artery that runs through your left index finger

12/21/2009 1:42:29 PM

there's a hugely important vein in the pinkie

12/21/2009 1:43:08 PM

12/21/2009 1:43:09 PM

Sanchez's ugly face is gonna be a whole lot uglier for his next fight

12/21/2009 1:44:08 PM

People have been known to bleed to death from having a finger cut off.

No wait, that's a head.

12/21/2009 1:46:55 PM

In before the "are there any major veins in the penis?" parody thread.

12/21/2009 1:48:17 PM

it is the left index finger, but i sense your sarcasm
yet i continue to bleed profusely

so i guess if your finger got cut off you have no worries of bleeding to death?
i doubt that

12/21/2009 1:48:40 PM

a good rule of thumb: if the blood isn't squirting out, you'll probably be all right

12/21/2009 1:49:24 PM

Well I suppose if you sat there poking the gaping wound with a grill fork, yeah you could bleed to death. However, you could wrap a paper towel around it, have sandwich, fuck the girlfriend and buy a few PS3 games on the way to the hospital and make it just fine.

12/21/2009 1:50:16 PM

just go to the urgent care or the doctor and get them to durabond it

if you have health insurance it should be covered (or mostly covered)

you might wanna also get a tetanus shot if you can't remember your last one

12/21/2009 1:51:45 PM

hold it over your head or you're going to pass out

12/21/2009 1:53:22 PM

just don't go to the ER

that would be retarded

12/21/2009 1:54:35 PM

stick your finger in your butt. that way your body doesn't lose any of the blood

12/21/2009 1:55:26 PM

^

12/21/2009 1:56:15 PM

durabond? isnt that for dentures?
anyways i'll do that if this bleeding doesnt stop in the next 5 minutes



^^gee i think puting it in the mouth would be much easier

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 1:57 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 1:56:22 PM

just go ahead and take one for the team by pulling the plug

12/21/2009 1:56:43 PM

i don't know but there is also this stuff that they glue your skin back together with

when i cut my finger they did that instead of stitches

they also made me get a tetanus shot which kind of hurt worse than cutting my finger to begin with

i still can't feel the top side of my left index finger though. oh well!

12/21/2009 1:57:38 PM

dermabond i think

12/21/2009 1:57:56 PM

hahaha oh yea

that is it

(i think durabond is for dentures. my b)

http://www.dermabond.com/product/index.html

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 1:59 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 1:58:45 PM

cut off the rest of your fingers and reattach them on the opposite hand

12/21/2009 1:59:20 PM

that way you can have one hand just for punching

12/21/2009 1:59:49 PM

exchange your fingers with your toes

imagine all the cool shit you could do with your feet then

12/21/2009 2:00:18 PM

i ain't got time to bleed

12/21/2009 2:00:23 PM

even if it stops bleeding i'd still go

IF it is as bad as you proclaim

when i cut mine i could bend back the whole top of my finger it kinda looked like my finger had a mouth

(mine didn't stop bleeding)

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:01 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 2:00:58 PM

damn kcac, you almost had me mend my finger with glue made for drywall
but your story scares me a little, how bad did you cut your finger that you cant feel the tip anymore?


^ok that answers it, mine is not that bad but close

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:02 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 2:01:56 PM

i cut it down to the bone with a serrated knife. i'm telling you i could peel back the top of it like my finger had a mouth.

it bled for like 3 hours until they closed it up (i had to wait like 2 in the urgent care waiting room)!

12/21/2009 2:03:18 PM

I CAN'T FEEL THE TIP GUYS

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 2:08 PM. Reason : ]

12/21/2009 2:06:21 PM

^^ouch, not much of an urgent care to make you wait that long
but emergency room aint much better, my dad had to wait hours after dislocating his shoulders

12/21/2009 2:08:17 PM

in all seriousness, use superglue.

faster setting the better.

gonna hurt a touch, but it's as effective as the dermabond

12/21/2009 2:12:32 PM

Quote :

"just go to the urgent care or the doctor and get them to durabond it if you have health insurance it should be covered (or mostly covered) you might wanna also get a tetanus shot if you can't remember your last one"

12/21/2009 2:15:35 PM

^^agreed. This stuff works like a champ. Just try not to get any of it IN the wound, just on top of it.

12/21/2009 3:04:43 PM

Mr. Joshua coming through with the Predator quote

12/21/2009 3:06:58 PM

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

12/21/2009 3:07:44 PM

i sat in the emergency room for 13 hours with a broken leg in 2007.

and it is obvious to me now, but if you ever get hurt dont go to wakemed on new bern

12/21/2009 3:12:03 PM

let me google this for you:

http://radiographics.rsna.org/content/22/3/583/F1.large.jpg

http://emedicine.medscape.com/article/1285060-overview

in short, EVERYTHING in the body has an arterial supply AND venous drainage. how else would anything survive/grow? if it's pulsating, you nicked an artery and it will probably not stop on its own (i.e. get to the ER). some oozing might be OK with pressure and band-aids, but if you keep soaking through bandages you better get to the ER for some stitches. last thing you want is either a) an infection or b) to lose some function in your hand. don't be a cheapskate when it comes to your health.

12/21/2009 3:32:03 PM

make yourself freeze so that less blood goes to your finger

then tough it out in the freezer

12/21/2009 3:48:48 PM