Cognac seems to contain everything good about French wines without the suck.

12/21/2009 9:53:51 PM

uppity motherfucker

12/21/2009 9:55:35 PM

uppity you say?

12/21/2009 9:56:24 PM

Bourbon is similar in the fact that it contains everything awesome about fermented corn, without all the suck.

12/21/2009 9:57:36 PM

COG NACK

12/21/2009 9:58:18 PM

American Brandy is good too. Then there's applejack as well. Moonshine isn't bad.

12/21/2009 10:10:01 PM

12/21/2009 10:10:41 PM

wut

12/21/2009 10:10:47 PM

Spirits man, they're better than the beverage.

12/21/2009 10:13:21 PM

I don't believe in spirits.

12/21/2009 10:15:48 PM

I feel the same way about tequila.

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 10:17 PM. Reason : I don't believe in it]

12/21/2009 10:17:26 PM

Don't believe in spirits!? They encompass the soul of the source!

12/21/2009 10:23:12 PM

get this man some good beer.

12/21/2009 10:25:17 PM

But... but... we could distill it!

12/21/2009 10:26:28 PM

scotch on the rocks.

12/21/2009 10:28:28 PM

Normally I go for bourbon on the rocks and I really enjoy its flavor, but tonight, cognac has been a nice way to mix it up.

12/21/2009 10:31:48 PM

i need to visit my local equivalent of an ABC store. i have no idea what the fuck they call them in motherfucking Texas.

12/21/2009 10:33:34 PM

If it's not a bible-belt state, maybe they're just a regular 7-11. I hear California has crazy 24 hour liquor stores and grocery stores can even sell high-proof alcohol.

12/21/2009 10:35:18 PM

nope, not here. beer and wine at most places here. for hard stuff, you still go elsewhere.

12/21/2009 10:36:43 PM

ha ha texas has dry counties and doesn't sell on sundays, what a bunch of backwards hillbillies.

oh wait..

12/21/2009 10:38:24 PM

i didn't mean leave the county. i think there's some place called JJ's around here that sells spirits. prolly others.

12/21/2009 10:39:11 PM

for my niggas drinkin' Cognac,
smokin weed, always pack
mo' than one, firearm, chrome rims, ridin' on
Chronic in yo' system, let me know, my shit's the bomb - Xxplosive..

12/21/2009 11:01:30 PM

I was unaware that cognac was the focus of a rap song...

12/21/2009 11:14:02 PM

well, in fairness, you were busy drinking

12/21/2009 11:15:50 PM

lemme get a banana cognac

12/21/2009 11:23:04 PM

It has a cork...

12/21/2009 11:25:06 PM

Hennessy XO FTW

12/22/2009 1:42:50 AM

12/22/2009 1:58:01 AM

Louis XIII Black Pearl Cognac, 750 ml

Price: $99,999.99

http://tinyurl.com/yj4qwyl

12/22/2009 4:15:12 AM

most retarded buy ever.

12/22/2009 4:58:20 AM

What the fuck am I going to do with all this money?!?

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 9:03 AM. Reason : ^^Oh, wow! You're a life saver!]

12/22/2009 8:57:31 AM