was about a full grown adult werewolf who falls in love with a baby and wants to fuck it

12/21/2009 11:00:44 PM

slap my balls

12/21/2009 11:01:14 PM

i thought this was going to be about the bible. wait, is ^ in the bible?

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 11:01 PM. Reason : ^^]

12/21/2009 11:01:17 PM

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 11:02 PM. Reason : image fail]

12/21/2009 11:01:50 PM

Also the baby's father wants to feverishly bite the mother's pussy open.

This has the effect of expediting the werewolf issue.

12/21/2009 11:02:21 PM

today we are all full grown adult werewolves who fall in love with babies and want to fuck them

12/21/2009 11:02:44 PM

i find this:
http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=2330688

more disturbing

12/21/2009 11:03:49 PM

yes i am still wtf-ing about that

12/21/2009 11:07:21 PM

^^ biggest WTF of the decade

12/21/2009 11:09:26 PM

who cares about the nickelback thing. all major media and news publications in the world are shit and none has ever said anything true about anything, EVER. i don't understand how that is more of an issue than a best selling book about a vampire using his razor sharp tusks to rip and tear open a pussy and about a werewolf who falls in love with a baby and wants to fuck it.

12/21/2009 11:11:24 PM

thing about Nickelback is...I can't think of ANY band which I would nominate as band of the decade. There were plenty of good bands in the 90s, but the 00s seem, upon reflection, to have been almost entirely devoid of quality rock music. So why not Nickelback? For me, they deserve it as much as anyone, which is not at all.

12/21/2009 11:16:30 PM

Foo Fighters maybe?

12/21/2009 11:17:33 PM

Quote :

"tear open a pussy"

not exactly

12/21/2009 11:18:56 PM

this thread is about your gonads, isn't it?

12/21/2009 11:19:22 PM

I mean, yeah, OK, a lot of people have shitty taste in music. That's not all that shocking or disturbing.

The fact that millions of teen girls are flocking to a book about a girl who fucks herself unconscious on a resurrected corpse that feeds on the blood of the living, however, is pretty goddamn disturbing.

12/21/2009 11:19:56 PM

if we didn't know you were referring to twilight you could be talking about any steamy vampire novel

12/21/2009 11:20:52 PM

^^^^^
I stand corrected...they are good. From what I've heard, I like their '90s stuff best, tho.

12/21/2009 11:21:40 PM

wtf Nickleback? They arent even the best band in that shitty genre of boring music where you yell softly.

12/21/2009 11:22:20 PM

Quote :

"if we didn't know you were referring to twilight you could be talking about any steamy vampire novel"

Teen girls are not flocking in massive droves to pick up the others. Teen girls who have had the first books driving home a message of abstinence by a Mormon lunatic, no less.

And you name me one other vampire novel where the vampire bites the girls vagina open to liberate a sentient hybrid fetus so that a werewolf can want to fuck the shit out of it.

12/21/2009 11:24:34 PM

It probably happens in one of those underworld movies. I'd tell you but I've never managed to watch more than 10 minutes of one.

12/21/2009 11:26:30 PM

i've only read that one once but i'm pretty sure he bites open her stomach, not her vagina

12/21/2009 11:26:47 PM

Whatever. He bites the bitch open and then murders her.

12/21/2009 11:27:33 PM

she was already dying from the pregnancy

12/21/2009 11:27:59 PM

Quote :

"thing about Nickelback is...I can't think of ANY band which I would nominate as band of the decade. There were plenty of good bands in the 90s, but the 00s seem, upon reflection, to have been almost entirely devoid of quality rock music. So why not Nickelback? For me, they deserve it as much as anyone, which is not at all."

stop being such an insufferable faggot about it. there was plenty of good rock music in the 2000s both from new groups as well as older ones. you just have to know where to look, which is basically anywhere but the radio. if anyone deserved the distinction bestowed upon nickelback from this media outlet, it would be the white stripes.

Quote :

"i've only read that one once but i'm pretty sure he bites open her stomach, not her vagina"

how many times do i have to explain to you that the vampire boy sinks his teeth into her pussy meat and tears it apart like a carnivorous beast?

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 11:30 PM. Reason : .]

12/21/2009 11:28:12 PM

I'll be the faggot in this thread, thanks.

12/21/2009 11:28:50 PM

if its about abstinence how does she get pregnant? Does spermpire know how to get to a womb from the mouth or digestive tract?

12/21/2009 11:30:25 PM

You'll do whatever you can to defend this abomination unto the lord, won't you? (regarding the vampire, not the homosexuals)

^From what I gather it's all abstinence until they get married, then the dude fucks the chick unconscious and bites her pussy open to offer the child to the lustful pleasures of a goddamn werewolf.

[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 11:31 PM. Reason : ]

12/21/2009 11:30:41 PM

yea there was tons of good music in the 2000s. But oh well, the award to Nickelback (while they are one of the least deserving bands of the decade) was meaningless.

12/21/2009 11:30:45 PM

^^ yes this is the correct answer to the question in the previous post

12/21/2009 11:34:01 PM

oh i don't really care that much. i do like the books though

12/21/2009 11:35:37 PM

need pictures



[Edited on December 21, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : via Rat Soup]

12/21/2009 11:36:19 PM

!!!!

12/21/2009 11:44:48 PM

holla

12/21/2009 11:46:04 PM

i love how this thread is going back and forth.

12/21/2009 11:46:52 PM

2wice the topics!
2wice the 2ction!
ex2eem!

12/21/2009 11:47:42 PM

action! suspense!

PUSSIES GETTING BIT THE FUCK OPEN!

12/21/2009 11:48:49 PM

Quote :

"Readers of the U.K.'s Word Magazine recently voted Nickelback the worst band in the world, with Kroeger and company locking down an impressive 20 per cent of the vote. "

from

Quote :

"i find this: http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/story.html?id=2330688 more disturbing"

I feel better now

[Edited on December 22, 2009 at 3:34 AM. Reason : a]

12/22/2009 3:34:09 AM

List of bands better than Nickelback in this decade:

Incubus
Red Hot Chili Peppers even though they're like 30 years old
I'd say Green Day was possibly more influential even though their music started to suck a lot
Linkin Park
Foo Fighters
Audioslave
Weezer

Not saying I listen to all of these but they were all pretty big in the past decade and fuck Nickelback. Chad Kroeger can die in a fire while he's sucking his own dick.

http://dlisted.com/node/24463

12/22/2009 4:00:21 AM

Weezer have not made a good record in this decade.

Ditto for Foo Fighters.

12/22/2009 4:06:36 AM

Well neither have Nickelback

My scoring system goes something like this... musical talent, longetivity over the decade, popularity on radio and in concert, album sales. And the fact that none of them are Nickelback.

12/22/2009 4:10:39 AM

Quote :

"Chad Kroeger can die in a fire while he's sucking his own dick."

That may be the lowest low I can possibly think of. Thanks for that image

12/22/2009 4:16:28 AM

only a couple hours left in 2009. just wanted you guys to remember this as the clock strikes midnight later.

12/31/2009 12:29:26 PM