in the absence of a standard scraper thing:

A tacklebox lid
a towel
a piece of a broken power window panel
my fingernails

12/23/2009 12:32:34 PM

my old WolfCopy card

12/23/2009 12:33:01 PM

A windshield scraper.

12/23/2009 12:33:21 PM

nipples

12/23/2009 12:33:30 PM

my cock

12/23/2009 12:33:56 PM

A handful of feces

12/23/2009 12:35:12 PM

CD case, back when i actually had CDs

12/23/2009 12:35:59 PM

what's frost? I keep my car in the garage

12/23/2009 12:43:44 PM

Feathers.

12/23/2009 12:44:28 PM

my rock hard nipples

12/23/2009 12:45:59 PM

Dasani bottle cap

12/23/2009 12:47:03 PM

just keep a scraper in the trunk guise

12/23/2009 12:47:18 PM

Quote :

"what's frost? I keep my car in the garage "

12/23/2009 12:48:02 PM

I have a scraper for my other car that I leave on the street and never drive.


It's pretty sad seeing people scraping their windows off with a credit card. Ice scrapers cost like $3 and last pretty much forever.

12/23/2009 12:49:28 PM

i, too, love having a garage

12/23/2009 12:50:08 PM

meh, it gets left here and there

i have one of those prestone scrapers thats attached to a can of defrosting fluid, but i leave it in my kitchen chemicals and always forget to bring it down

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 12:53 PM. Reason : r]

12/23/2009 12:52:03 PM

I'm not sure what windshield wiper fluid you use, but most have de-icer in it. I usually just spray my windshield a few times and hit the wipers.

12/23/2009 1:16:30 PM

^lol, that's the perfect way to fuck up your wipers.

12/23/2009 1:19:09 PM

Quote :

" (724): I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car. "

also, i got some of that de-icer spray shit at walmart for like $1.99..took like 10 seconds to clean my car off the other morning. pretty cool stuff

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 1:20 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/23/2009 1:20:02 PM

the defroster button thingy

12/23/2009 1:23:23 PM

^^ dammit! i was about to post the same thing!

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 1:26 PM. Reason : texts from last night]

12/23/2009 1:24:27 PM

ive used old pizza boxes in the past. i think someone threw my scraper at a bicyclist

12/23/2009 1:25:41 PM

this morning: my flying saucer UFO card

12/23/2009 1:27:04 PM

^you shouldn't use something so valuable, what if you messed it up!?

12/23/2009 1:27:51 PM

Ate my cereal in the car then used the bowl to scrape the windows. win.

12/23/2009 1:29:42 PM

^^ I know right, I'm almost at 50!

I need to buy a real ice scraper

12/23/2009 1:29:56 PM

Quote :

"CD case, back when i actually had CDs"

12/23/2009 1:34:49 PM

I have used a used beer box I grabbed out of the recycling bin

Quote :

"also, i got some of that de-icer spray shit at walmart for like $1.99..took like 10 seconds to clean my car off the other morning. pretty cool stuff"

I saw this at Lowes the other day and thought about getting it (it was a big jug of Rain-X de-icer and cost 2.99, but I'm sure it was the same thing)

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 1:37 PM. Reason : sv]

12/23/2009 1:35:57 PM

I used a plastic spatula last year to get the ice and snow off my car last year. Worked like a charm!

12/23/2009 1:37:44 PM

^^yeahh it sprays out kind of like hornet spray stuff does..a ton of it comes out at once so it doesnt take long. i doubt a can lasts long, though

12/23/2009 1:39:08 PM

i just pee on my windshield

12/23/2009 1:51:54 PM

Quote :

"CD case, back when i actually had CDs last week"

12/23/2009 2:25:17 PM

a kitten

12/23/2009 2:48:50 PM

I saw a guy take his shoe off and use that the other day

I thought that was pretty innovative, if you have shitty shoes

12/23/2009 2:50:54 PM

or ice skates

12/23/2009 2:51:18 PM

now we're on to something

12/23/2009 2:52:14 PM

i leave an ice scraper in my car year round for those two or three times a winter when i know i'll need it.

12/23/2009 2:57:55 PM

^

12/23/2009 3:42:36 PM

i had 2 ice scrapers in my car, but they both broke last season.

I had to use a pen cover the other day. It worked good enough.

12/23/2009 3:54:07 PM

My old wolfcopy card.

12/23/2009 4:01:04 PM

a Honus Wagner tobacco card

12/23/2009 4:04:30 PM

roadkill

12/23/2009 4:16:07 PM

12/23/2009 4:19:39 PM

my brother and I used to use his spotlight to melt the ice

shit worked too

12/23/2009 4:38:49 PM

12/23/2009 4:49:54 PM

i go outside and crank it up with the defroster on and then come back inside and sit for 10 minutes or so. take that, you hybrid-driving tree-hugging faggots.

12/23/2009 6:15:41 PM

i used a spatula once. this led to the idea of using a ladle to make snowballs.

Quote :

"i think someone threw my scraper at a bicyclist"

this made me LOL hard

12/23/2009 6:18:07 PM

plastic 4" PVC pipe hanger
back side of a chef's knife
back side of a dog brush


oh yeah, and a windshield scraper.

12/23/2009 6:28:40 PM

Your mom's dick

12/23/2009 8:02:25 PM

pencil case
coffee lid
utility knife

12/23/2009 8:13:19 PM