in the fridge



hi, my name is thumper, and my husband thinks i'm an alcoholic.

12/23/2009 5:58:02 PM

miller lite, fuck, id rather have a stocking full of coal

12/23/2009 6:00:18 PM

i don't really like beer. it's pretty much the only thing i'll drink

12/23/2009 6:00:56 PM

And he bought you a drawer of CHEESE!!!!!

12/23/2009 6:02:15 PM

haha i know only 1 other person like that. absolutely hates all beer, except for miller lite

12/23/2009 6:02:20 PM

I like how people say miller lite or coors light or XXXXX light beer is awful- it is all light beer, that is good simply for getting drunk

12/23/2009 6:03:01 PM

there's only 2 bags of cheese in that drawer. cheese shreds and cheese cubes. and a couple fruit cups.

12/23/2009 6:04:01 PM

well i have good news

you have almost a month to eat those eggs

12/23/2009 6:06:55 PM

NICE!

i think i'll have breakfast for dinner.

12/23/2009 6:07:41 PM

but that bud light golden wheat is actually pretty tasty

12/23/2009 6:07:59 PM

I had eggs in my fridge for like 6 months once, and i ate them.

12/23/2009 6:08:59 PM

there's a test to find out if eggs are still good. something about putting them in water to see if they float.

floaters are bad.

12/23/2009 6:09:33 PM

omg, i didn't tell you the story about my GF taking eggs from our neighbor and 2 of them having chicks in them did I?

good story. my GF was tramatized for like a month

12/23/2009 6:10:34 PM

holy sweet jesus

my mom has chickens too. now i'm glad i never took any eggs from her.

12/23/2009 6:11:12 PM

well it was really bad, because we were feeding their animals and the neighbor said "if there are any eggs in there, take them".

Well, Precious (one of the hens) was sitting on a couple and my GF took them anyway. I was at work, so I didn't have the chance to intervene. Anyway, she brought them home and put them in the fridge (pretty much killing them within minutes). She told me the story, and I told her she should have had me check them before she put them in the fridge. She said she was pretty sure they weren't fertilized.

Anyway, next morning, chicken abortion. After she cracked the first one, I told her to let me check the rest. Which, as anyone who has grown up near a farm can tell you, you can do by holding them up to the light. Sure enough, one of the other ones had a dead chicken fetus in it.

My GF is a chicken abortion doctor, if anyone needs one.

WHAT MAKES IT WORSE!!!!!!!:

The baby daddy of the 2 chickens my GF aborted got eaten by a hawk, so that was his MOTHERFUCKING LEGACY

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 6:15 PM. Reason : a]

12/23/2009 6:14:27 PM

that's just sad

and actually, rather frightening. i'd never eat an egg again if i cracked open an egg and found a chicken fetus. it would scar me for life.

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 6:18 PM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 6:18:38 PM

^^ great story, btw

i still give her shit about it

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 6:19 PM. Reason : a]

12/23/2009 6:18:50 PM

thumper's all excited because she hasn't unwrapped her present to find milwaukee's best ice yet.

12/23/2009 6:18:54 PM

yeah im pretty sure i'd be done with eggs forever after that. or at least for awhile

12/23/2009 6:23:59 PM

fuck that, it was her fault

12/23/2009 6:29:39 PM

I LOVE IT

12/23/2009 6:59:27 PM

dead chickens?

YOU ANIMAL!

12/23/2009 6:59:54 PM

you love my christmas present, or the dead chicken fetus story?

12/23/2009 7:00:04 PM

your fridge looks small

12/23/2009 7:12:36 PM

it's one of those side-by-side fridges

12/23/2009 7:14:12 PM

yeah right. you have a small fridge. loser.

12/23/2009 7:14:43 PM

small, but way cleaner than mine

gg

12/23/2009 7:16:44 PM

I wrapped my mom's present in a 12 pack box.

12/23/2009 7:17:58 PM

yeah i'm really not a fan of the side-by-sides, but hubs picked it out when he bought the house. we weren't legally bound at the time, so i guess i can't be too angry.

next fridge we buy will have the pull out freezer on the bottom. i love those.

12/23/2009 7:18:33 PM

haha thumper can't afford a good fridge

12/23/2009 7:19:57 PM

they are a bitch to clean though, and don't have the water/ice dispensers.

12/23/2009 7:20:11 PM

theyve added the ice dispensers to them, actually..well, on the high end ones

12/23/2009 7:21:03 PM

yeah, my parents have the bottom pull out freezer with the ice/water dispenser on the door. It's a Samsung i believe.

12/23/2009 7:27:14 PM

^^^ How come my parents have a water and ice dispenser on their drawer freezer refrigerator unit.

12/23/2009 7:33:29 PM

a bitch to clean? you are so fucking lazy

12/23/2009 7:34:09 PM

Quote :

"haha thumper can't afford a good fridge"

is that all you got? nigga please.

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"they are a bitch to clean though, and don't have the water/ice dispensers."

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"theyve added the ice dispensers to them, actually..well, on the high end ones"

yeah, some friends of ours bought one last year when they bought a house and i fell in love. it's stainless steel. gosh it's a beauty.

i didn't pick out our fridge, he did. because we weren't really "together" when he was buying the house and buying appliances back in 2006. if we had been "together", i'd have insisted on a house with a bigger kitchen, bigger bathrooms, and definitely a different fridge.

12/23/2009 7:34:23 PM

That's a small fridge

Is it your backup or something

12/23/2009 7:34:46 PM

please refrain from your racism. I will not ask you again.

12/23/2009 7:35:13 PM

stainless steel appliances turn me on

12/23/2009 7:35:16 PM

dude, there's 2 shelves above that, 2 more drawers below that, and a door full of stuff.

you want a picture of my entire fridge or something?

fucking stalkers.

Quote :

"stainless steel appliances turn me on"

fuck yes.

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 7:36 PM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 7:35:45 PM

Yes

Yes

Take a pic of your whole fridge

Yeah

Just like that

[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 7:36 PM. Reason : TWOOZLES WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY PANS BABY]

12/23/2009 7:36:16 PM

lemme see what's in dem drawers baby

12/23/2009 7:37:06 PM

my beer fridge is better than my kitchen (supplied in rented house) fridge


it is a stainless Kenmore, and since the kitchen's ice maker is broken, so they serve exactly the same purpose- just that mine looks better

12/23/2009 7:37:48 PM

that is definitely an inadequate fridge if I've ever seen one

12/23/2009 7:37:48 PM

man, even the trolls suck at Christmastime around here

12/23/2009 7:38:36 PM

12/23/2009 7:39:27 PM

YOU AND YOUR STUFF SUX, KKTHNX



RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE



(i was never any good at trolling and you know i'm all about the though)

12/23/2009 7:40:15 PM

your flavored water sucks a fat dick

12/23/2009 7:41:13 PM

i know you IRL so you can't troll me, that's like against the rules or something right? aren't there rules to trolling?


so i'ma post a pic of my oven next. ya'll can talk about how fat it is.

Quote :

"your flavored water sucks a fat dick"

Walmart-brand anything sucks a fat dick. but it's cheaper. and it tastes the same.



[Edited on December 23, 2009 at 7:43 PM. Reason : .]

12/23/2009 7:41:27 PM

Quote :

"TWOOZLES WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY PANS BABY"

actually yes, since you said you had some badass stainless steel cookware

12/23/2009 7:45:40 PM