So after all these years of being a fatty I think I'm well qualified to make this statement.

Vanilla ice cream is the best flavor of ice cream out there.

Not because it's plain. There are many many other great flavors of ice cream, Cheerwine is probably the next best (as long as it's homemade).

But vanilla ice cream is the base flavor of all the other ice creams out there. You can add any flavor to vanilla ice cream and it will still taste great.

I would compare it to a white dress. A white dress on it's own can be very beautiful and is always appropriate (unless you're at a wedding and you're not the bride).
However, you can always add certain accessories to this dress to make it seem like a whole new dress.

You can add peanut butter bites and chocolate, bananas and pineapples, blueberries. No matter what you add to vanilla ice cream it's great.

So I stand here to say,

Yo, Cherry Garcia, Imma let ya finish, but vanilla ice cream is the best flavor of ice cream of all time....OF ALL TIME!!!!!





Also, soft serve is the best way to eat it.

12/27/2009 7:04:45 PM

wundaful

12/27/2009 7:08:49 PM

no, you're dumb

that's like saying cheese is the greatest food of all time because it goes in lasagna and pizza and grilled cheeses and SO MANY OTHER THINGS!

i'm sorry, you're wrong.

12/27/2009 7:09:03 PM

Yeah but have you ever put oranges in cheese?

You can put oranges in vanilla ice cream.

12/27/2009 7:10:25 PM

you can also put them in chocolate ice cream

12/27/2009 7:10:55 PM

i'm pretty sure you missed the point

12/27/2009 7:10:57 PM

vanilla ice cream is only yummy at goodberry's

i love vanilla ice cream, but i too has other flavors that i like.

12/27/2009 7:11:47 PM

Haha, well cheese actually is a great food. But I would say that milk is the best diary product of all time, pretty much cause it is the base of all other dairy products (including the best flavor of ice cream, vanilla)

12/27/2009 7:13:04 PM

these are all facts

not your opinion

god this is fucking stupid

12/27/2009 7:13:57 PM

Quote :

"vanilla ice cream is only yummy at goodberry's"

and breyer's vanilla bean

12/27/2009 7:17:03 PM

stop, collaborate, and listen?

12/27/2009 7:17:30 PM

Quote :

"You can add any flavor to vanilla ice cream and it will still taste great."

FECAL

MATTER

SPRINKLES

12/27/2009 7:19:10 PM

make it French Vanilla and we got a deal

12/27/2009 7:28:52 PM

well all you gotta do is just add some French dressing to is and you have French Vanilla.

12/27/2009 7:29:28 PM

then make mine ranch vanilla

12/27/2009 7:31:39 PM

i made strawberry ice cream from scratch last night

it is better than vanilla

12/27/2009 7:44:16 PM

Quote :

"i'm sorry, you're wrong."

12/27/2009 7:52:56 PM

Well I would probably have to say that home made ice cream by default is better than store bought...but still homemade vanilla ice cream would be the best flavor of the homemade ice cream.

12/27/2009 7:53:13 PM

by default = in your fucking stupid opinion

12/27/2009 8:06:50 PM

Vanilla ice cream is only worthwhile if it's got vanilla bean bits in it or it's from Goodberry's.

12/27/2009 8:20:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLS-npemQYQ

12/27/2009 8:43:00 PM

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"Also, soft serve is the best way to eat it."

soft serve != ice cream

12/27/2009 8:54:38 PM

I partially agree with swash. Vanilla ice cream is great but Carvel's version of birthday cake is the greatest ice cream flavor of all time.

12/27/2009 8:54:56 PM

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"soft serve != ice cream"

Please tell me more! I thought it was just not frozen all the way like regular ice cream or something.

Like it's the same process they just stop earlier with soft serve.

12/27/2009 8:57:35 PM

Quote :

"Vanilla ice cream is the best flavor of ice cream out there."

Well that's just, like, you're opinion, man.

12/27/2009 8:58:29 PM

I'm not a man

12/27/2009 9:00:06 PM

There have to be vanilla bean seeds in the ice cream for it to be worthy of being called vanilla ice cream. Have you ever had artifically flavored vanilla ice cream? Worst thing out there.

B&R French Vanilla is amazing... deep yellow in color, made with egg yolks.

If you are going to add other stuff to your ice cream, then vanilla is the best for that purpose (among the plain single flavours). But for plain eating without adding anything, vanilla gets boring for me.


[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 4:30 AM. Reason : ]

12/28/2009 4:28:02 AM

Blue berry yum yum.

But have ya'll tried that pumpkin ice cream? That's some whack stuff right there. I'm a strawberry and/or peach kind of guy. Vanilla is good and neutral, like Switzerland. can't go wrong with it.

[Edited on December 28, 2009 at 4:31 AM. Reason : .]

12/28/2009 4:30:15 AM

I love the pumpkin at Goodberry's. LOVE. Bastards didn't have it when I was home in September

Only time I really like vanilla is when it's on top of some warm cobbler.

12/28/2009 4:34:24 AM

I've got an entire quart sitting in my freezer still It's pretty awesome indeed.

12/28/2009 4:35:45 AM

i like vanilla bc it is vanilla. not because i can put other shit in it.

i also think white dresses are shitty on girls. black dresses are much more versatile.

12/28/2009 11:18:32 AM